They ran Rudy Giuliani over with a steam roller. Prior to the incident, he was seen nursing a baby hobbit back to health with milk from his own breast.
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That’s about how it read to me as well. “Rudy was in a car accident. Now, before you cheer, understand he spotted a burning orphanage and ran inside and saved EVERY child. Not only that, he saved EVERYONE ELSE. THEN he ATE the fire and saved the building. Now THAT’S something to cheer for. Oh,
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and he was so drained of his super powers that he was too weak to prevent his own almost demise. Now don’t you feel like an asshole for cheering for the car that hit him?”
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Where are baby hobbits going to get pepperoni flavored milk now?!?!
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Imagining the wild cheese you could make from former mayor milk
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Oh no!!!!
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Isn’t that always the way…..
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LOVE IT!!
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