I don’t believe ANYTHING he or his people put out. Any. Thing.

BRB listing my *checks notes* business partner as my medical proxy.

So the gratuitous and utterly unnecessary information about alleged good Samaritan Rudy and absolutely NOTHING to do with the accident.

According to police, the domestic incident happened on the opposite side of Interstate 93. www.nhsp.dos.nh.gov/news-and-med...

So he was in a car driven by Theodore Goodman of Michigan. Who is T Goodman? And is Giuliani claiming to have helped the incident that police were already investigating on the opposite side of the freeway?

AP tries to make sense of it here: apnews.com/article/rudy...

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

The "business partner"

Monkey business 🐒!!!

Was his security detail in the car as well?

Shenanigans?

Feeling a little Ted Kennedy…

A little??? 😵‍💫

Chappaquidiani

He failed to leave the money on the nightstand and someone caught up with him? I’m sure copious amounts of alcohol were involved as well.

Read the local news report on this incident: manchester.inklink.news

Funny how the newspaper report sounds plausible.

thank you

No one has leaned on the cops to go along with Rudy's story yet. Interesting.

They’re from New Hampshire. Not the same as NYC.

The black goo is leaking out of him again

The other dude was pissed?

So what. Aren’t the children in Minneapolis more important?

OK. But how can he afford a security team when he still owes a lot of money to several people/entities?

Here’s the NH State Police press release on the crash. www.nhsp.dos.nh.gov/news-and-med...

Madeup story to cover up something less flattering?

Yep

I hate to bring it up, but isn’t there a(n) (in)famous journalist whose calls he always takes?

Guessing some sort of impairment. Maybe had a companion. Hard to buy the hero story. The famous 9/11 rubble walk was because Rudy rejected advice to put emergency control in Brooklyn instead of World Trade Center, already attacked by terrorists years before. He’s always been an ass.

No thoughts and prayers from me for Giuliani, the supporter of lies and insurrection, the defamer of Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss,

I’ll make some tater tots and eat a pear. Tots and pears!

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I'm thinking we don't know the whole story and praying nobody decent was hurt.

Too many details, insignificant details especially, is a sure sign of… lying Shocking from Rudy, right?!?

Stinks to high heaven.

Thoughts AND prayers? In this economy?

Does NYC still pay for a security detail for him? I thought he was destitute after having to give up the cars and homes for that lawsuit.

I've been trying to understand what does the first paragraph have to do with the second, to no avail. If someone knows, please share...

Theory: The distressed woman was someone he hired for sex. He failed to pay or took some liberties he hadn't paid for. He then tried to get away and the pimp ran him down.

It only makes sense if that first incident was going to break in media soon and he wanted to get his heroic version out first. The connection with (as I read it) "he was stopped in the road, drunk, and got rear-ended" parts awaits the Grand Reveal.

Something very odd.

Rudy stopped to inquire about the "services" on offer. Cops busted the woman and let Rudy go on his way. He was so flustered he got into an accident.

Yes, what is going on?

Like I believe this story!!! Liars always expound on their stories.

Yes, what is the purpose of his lie?

My reading is that he ran over a pedestrian, threw the car into reverse and backed into a tree.

He got in trouble with a woman he was paying for sex, clearly. Wait for it.

Giuliani willingly stopped his car for a stranger looking for help? Yeah, right.

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More detail, plus apparently he was at a minor league baseball before this?

Manchester ABC station spotted him at the game

Wait, Staties are saying they were in the Southbound side with a domestic violence victim, but Giuliani was travelling northbound when his car was rear-ended. So how was Giuliani in any way helping a DV victim?

He wasn’t. The police were already there dealing the DV incident and had seen the accident happen. Giuliani was in one of the vehicles.

Unless they did pull over (whatever was happening necessitated fire and well as police involvement, so it could have been very noticiable), and then pulled out in front of the Civic driver. But you're right, that's hard to sqaure with why he was hit driving northbound.

Maybe this is the "business partner" that rushed to his side?

Yeah that first paragraph…

Excuse why he had a distressed young woman in the car with him 🤔

Except the article linked above has him as the passenger of a car driven by Theodore Goodman of Michigan. Weird ass story.

This reads like a class exercise in a “how to cover up via press release” course, demonstrating how to fail at it

He drives himself?

He was a passenger...

Booze or a sex worker or both involved?

. . . i don;t believe it . . . he was likely drunk as a skunk, and i doubt all that good samaratin shit . . .

It’s odd. This statement was released by his head of security and makes it seem as though Rudolph was by himself and stumbled upon this all by himself. Was his security with him? If not, why not. Odd indeed.

Thoughts and prayers? Sure…I think he’s hurt and pray he’s in pain

It’s very strange. So many questions now.

I will not give him thoughts and prayers. He gets contempt and hexes

Well, I can't feel sorry for anything bad happening to loony Rudy.... karma is a BITCH!

I'm more curious about the car that hit him from behind at high speed

A young lady (teen) struck the car that rhe corrupt moron was a passenger in. That section of roadway between Manchester and Concord is a busy one. I'm guessing the police activity on the opposite side of the interstate was causing distraction for passing drivers.

Waaaayyyy too many questions for this small space. I believe we all have pretty much the same ones.

The NH State Police press release offers a much different account...

There's something absolutely fishy about this story.

C- @karaswisher.bsky.social

Was he drunk?

"This is the only statement authorized"? Sounds like a lot may be going on. Stay tuned. Buy more popcorn.

This is so bizarre. As if anyone cares about any of his evening escapades. I wonder who his business partner overseeing his medical care was? Maybe Pam Bondi, of the Four Seasons debacle?

It’s Rudy. Who gives a sh!t?

I call bullshit. If Giuliani is broke, how does he have a spokesperson? Also, this does not feel on brand for him.

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…so the woman was in the car but they want us to think she was not?

...she got out of his car begore he pulled away?

Chappaquiddick je ne sais quoi

He crashed a car with a sex worker in it.

Exactly HOW old is he??

A failed romantic encounter