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Jim Blount @jrblount.bsky.social

Look, there are like, 50, "Cracker" jokes I want to make but I can't since I'm black so I need you white people to carry that torch for me on this one.

aug 27, 2025, 3:34 am • 36 0

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CoreyV @coreyv.bsky.social

Brent’s satire is so good

aug 27, 2025, 4:24 am • 1 0 • view
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italianstylemeats @blagueplague.bsky.social

in the words of Tom Segura: "have at it" #honky

aug 27, 2025, 11:26 am • 1 0 • view
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chistery1.bsky.social @chistery1.bsky.social

Help yourself 😏

aug 27, 2025, 7:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jim Blount @jrblount.bsky.social

Cracker Barrel: Now serving saltier crackers. Cracker Barrel: The only thing whiter than our gravy, is our customer base. Waiter: I hate it when people order soup, they act all weird. Cook: Why is that? Waiter: Crackers always come with soup. Cracker Barrel sure knows how to whip up a crowd!

aug 28, 2025, 12:02 am • 0 0 • view
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Jim Blount @jrblount.bsky.social

Cracker Barrel stayed true to their name and changed their logo back faster than the speed of sound. Doctor: No more red meat or restaurants, except Cracker Barrel. Man: Why? Doctor: They only serve white meat. Woman: My boss is real slave driver. Cracker Barrel: Tell me more.

aug 28, 2025, 12:02 am • 0 0 • view
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Jim Blount @jrblount.bsky.social

They changed their logo and their customers got mad. That's the way the crackers crumbles. MAGA got mad because they couldn't understand the new Cracker Barrel logo with just the words. Whenever a Cracker Barrel changes locations, it is considered white flight.

aug 28, 2025, 12:02 am • 0 0 • view
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400 Out The Door @400-otd.bsky.social

Hahaha! Have at it; you won’t offend this cracker.

aug 27, 2025, 3:53 am • 15 0 • view
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#NoKings @saucygspicey.bsky.social

OMG. Funny story time then since no cracker jokes. I just learned the real meaning behind the slur "cracker" 4y ago at 46! Ffs 😒🤦🏻‍♀️ I always thought it was based on the color of their skin like a saltine and lacked creativity. 🤣 Then my kids when in HS educated me. Damn, I was way fucking off-base!!

aug 27, 2025, 7:01 am • 4 1 • view
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BKinDetroit @bkindetroit.bsky.social

aug 27, 2025, 4:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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chistery1.bsky.social @chistery1.bsky.social

Med too 🥹but TIL…wow!

aug 27, 2025, 7:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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#NoKings @saucygspicey.bsky.social

Seriously. I just never used it bc I like "round eyes" better, via my fam. I'm asian. Lol so no one ever had a need to correct me until my kids. 🤣

aug 27, 2025, 8:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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chistery1.bsky.social @chistery1.bsky.social

See? That’s what you get for having kids-they adore correcting parents! 😈 My dad was the one who taught me round eyes. It IS funny…

aug 27, 2025, 10:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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#NoKings @saucygspicey.bsky.social

aug 28, 2025, 12:50 am • 1 0 • view
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Jim Blount @jrblount.bsky.social

Yeah I know it is not actually a racist slur in origin BUT it is still a slur assoicated with white people.

aug 27, 2025, 1:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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400 Out The Door @400-otd.bsky.social

Hahaha!

aug 27, 2025, 1:09 pm • 2 0 • view
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SaltyIII @saltyiii.bsky.social

Cracker away my friend. If anyone deserves racial slurs and cultural degradation, it’s us white folk. Tf white people?

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aug 27, 2025, 10:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Paula @dwoodmom.bsky.social

Go ahead! This southern white lady has been trying for years to figure out why no white person has ever objected to the name “cracker”. 🤦‍♀️

aug 27, 2025, 12:23 pm • 1 0 • view