Have never been to a more pungent place in my life.

Northeast Georgia can be pretty bad on a hot Summer day, with all the chicken feed, and then there's the occasional paper plant. Also, a handful of Mississippi River communities can smell pretty moldy after a big rain. But it's definitely up there.

You know weather is moving into Denver when you get a whiff of Greeley in the air

But at least there are fewer lard asses than anyplace else in the country. Also, Hawaii needs to lay off the SPAM and sitting around all day. They used to be green like Colorado. ;-)

Claim to fame! Everyone is in shape out here. It’s quite nice

That's because simply existing at that altitude is taxing.