Astarion: and that haaaair darling. Would it kill him to try something less greasy? Maybe push it back The Emperor: he can not push it back because all would see the lines on his forehead. And his age spots. His cultivated image...would be shattered Astarion: *wheezing*

And even more if Astarion, Halsin, and Sentry's son were there, he's a petty as fuck and can't stand Enver. Dude based his entire persona off Astarion but is also nobility through his friendship with Alyce Ravengard