This is Aslan. He is the mystic guardian of this enchanted forest. Will not let you pass unless you answer his tricky riddles or give him 3 pats on the noggin. Your choice. 13/10
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We do not deserve them
may 27, 2025, 8:32 pm • 0 0 • view
I’ll give him as many as he wants! What a beauty.
may 27, 2025, 8:05 pm • 0 0 • view
Consider him patted and tickled under the chin
may 27, 2025, 6:03 pm • 1 0 • view
Pat, pat pat.
may 27, 2025, 5:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Can it be more pats than three please.
may 27, 2025, 6:45 pm • 1 0 • view
or treats
may 28, 2025, 3:20 am • 0 0 • view
Awww.... he'd get three pats on the noggin from me!! What an adorable puppy!!!
may 27, 2025, 6:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Only three? I just want to hug and hug and hug.
may 27, 2025, 10:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Ok, but can I hug him?
may 27, 2025, 5:17 pm • 2 0 • view
may 31, 2025, 4:39 pm • 0 0 • view
I have unlimited hugs and kisses for him. 🥰🥰🥰🥰
may 27, 2025, 5:21 pm • 1 0 • view
Terrifying.
may 29, 2025, 11:34 am • 0 0 • view
I would bet that a treat would help as well...
may 28, 2025, 2:50 am • 0 0 • view
You shall not pass… without giving pats
may 27, 2025, 9:19 pm • 0 0 • view
- Aslan the white
may 27, 2025, 9:20 pm • 0 0 • view
What is your favorite color?
may 27, 2025, 4:44 pm • 3 0 • view
Blue, no......AAAAA
may 27, 2025, 6:02 pm • 1 0 • view
Blue!
may 27, 2025, 4:54 pm • 1 0 • view
Red, no, blue!
may 27, 2025, 5:20 pm • 4 0 • view
AAAAAAAAA!!!!
may 27, 2025, 5:49 pm • 1 0 • view
*pat, pat, pat*
may 27, 2025, 5:16 pm • 1 0 • view
He is so beautiful
may 27, 2025, 8:42 pm • 0 0 • view
Asian: What… is your name? Asian: What… is your quest? Asian: What… is the land-speed velocity of an unladen floof cloud?
may 27, 2025, 5:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Pass? Who wants to pass? I'd rather sit down to pet and snuggle the great white floof!
may 27, 2025, 6:50 pm • 26 0 • view
Obviously. Trees are great, but this face!
may 27, 2025, 10:34 pm • 0 0 • view
He is NOT a tame doggie 😍
may 27, 2025, 6:40 pm • 1 0 • view
They are so adorable!!! That’s one happy doggo 😊
may 27, 2025, 4:57 pm • 3 0 • view
Would he settle for some hugs?
may 27, 2025, 7:00 pm • 1 0 • view
How about a dozen pats and a head scritchy?
may 27, 2025, 7:45 pm • 1 0 • view
What if I give him many more pats
may 27, 2025, 5:18 pm • 2 0 • view
fluffy, friendly cloud
may 27, 2025, 4:54 pm • 5 0 • view
Three pats on the head for Aslan!
may 27, 2025, 5:37 pm • 1 0 • view
Aslan is beautiful 🤍🐾✨ and definitely quite magical
may 27, 2025, 7:58 pm • 1 0 • view
What does a belly rub get me?
may 27, 2025, 4:50 pm • 2 0 • view
What if I want to do both?
may 27, 2025, 11:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Would head & nose boops work? I could give him a gazillion!
may 27, 2025, 7:18 pm • 2 0 • view
Or a forehead kiss?
may 27, 2025, 4:45 pm • 4 0 • view
That’s just fog in the enchanted forest.
may 27, 2025, 8:36 pm • 0 0 • view
Or, a cookie. Of course.
may 27, 2025, 5:36 pm • 1 0 • view
Can we give four pats? Or more?
may 28, 2025, 5:46 am • 0 0 • view
Good boy 🥰
may 27, 2025, 6:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Riddles and pats for this land cloud
may 27, 2025, 6:34 pm • 1 0 • view
may 27, 2025, 5:09 pm • 23 2 • view
What is your favorite color? Blue. What is your quest? To seek the grail. What is the air speed velocity of an unmaiden swallow?
may 27, 2025, 6:34 pm • 1 0 • view
Unladen, ie, not carrying anything (like, for example, coconuts). 🥰
may 27, 2025, 6:42 pm • 2 0 • view
I thought it was unmaiden as in not pregnant
may 27, 2025, 6:50 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣 Fair enough. TF for subtitles.
may 28, 2025, 7:51 am • 0 0 • view
Who’s a good boi? ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
may 27, 2025, 5:37 pm • 5 0 • view
Can I trade for hugs?
may 28, 2025, 7:37 am • 0 0 • view
I will give pats while he gives out riddles.
may 27, 2025, 5:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Very nice! Hawt
may 27, 2025, 7:13 pm • 2 0 • view
“None shall pass!” “What is your favorite color?”
may 27, 2025, 7:39 pm • 2 0 • view
It's pats on Aslan's noggin for me. 😍
may 27, 2025, 6:14 pm • 2 0 • view
Pat pat pat pat pat pat pay the pat pat tax
may 28, 2025, 4:14 am • 0 0 • view
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
may 28, 2025, 7:37 am • 0 0 • view
I accept any quest you may give me o mystic forest guardian Aslan
may 27, 2025, 6:03 pm • 3 0 • view
Who wish to pass must answer me these questions three!
may 27, 2025, 6:11 pm • 1 0 • view
Both, please. 😋
may 27, 2025, 5:31 pm • 1 0 • view
YOU WILL NOT PASS 🌪️
may 27, 2025, 5:57 pm • 1 0 • view
Floof
may 27, 2025, 6:24 pm • 1 0 • view
3 smoochies and I’ll stay right there with him if that’s OK.
may 27, 2025, 6:19 pm • 1 0 • view
What a beautiful dog!
may 27, 2025, 8:39 pm • 1 0 • view
I don't even want to walk into the enchanted forest anymore. I just want to stay and play with Aslan.
may 27, 2025, 5:21 pm • 2 0 • view
He maaay also be a Weeble. Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down.
may 27, 2025, 6:59 pm • 2 0 • view
Jeez, I so needed to this 🙏❤️
may 27, 2025, 8:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Aslan is so handsome.
may 28, 2025, 3:12 pm • 0 0 • view
His tricky riddles: 1) You have treats? 2) Where the treats? 3) Treats.
may 27, 2025, 4:46 pm • 71 0 • view
All the treats. And he need not ask. I’ve got him.
may 27, 2025, 10:35 pm • 3 0 • view
4) what is the air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow
may 27, 2025, 8:08 pm • 11 0 • view
What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?
may 27, 2025, 9:36 pm • 0 0 • view
What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?
may 27, 2025, 9:34 pm • 5 1 • view
I don't know that *launches into a nearby canyon*
may 27, 2025, 9:52 pm • 7 0 • view
How about two pats and a good ear-scritching?
may 27, 2025, 4:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Don't know why exactly but it seems like Guardian Aslan may also be open to negotiations regarding snackos. 😉 #Dogs
may 27, 2025, 6:24 pm • 1 0 • view
What a handsome dog! I would give him a big hug!
may 27, 2025, 6:15 pm • 1 0 • view
I want to answer his 3 tricky riddles. Q)1 Should U give a dog an Xtra treat if they ask U? Yes Q)2 Do U move when Yr dog is sound asleep on yr bed but U need to pee/start daily tasks? Def NO Q)3 When the ball comes out, can U say Sorry I’m busy I have things to do? def NOT Did I pass Aslan? 🙏🏾🐶
may 27, 2025, 10:25 pm • 5 0 • view
I could definitely do three pats on the noggin😘
may 27, 2025, 7:17 pm • 1 0 • view
Treats woof
may 27, 2025, 7:09 pm • 1 0 • view
What a magnificent floof!
may 27, 2025, 6:42 pm • 2 0 • view
What would happen if I gave him treats in addition to 3 pats on the noggin?
may 27, 2025, 7:06 pm • 1 0 • view
What a handsome, Dude! I give him 3 pats on the noggin, a nice rub on his fluffy rump & a “You’re such a good guardian, Aslan!” I’m not so great a riddles LOL
may 27, 2025, 6:14 pm • 2 0 • view
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
may 28, 2025, 1:23 am • 0 0 • view
Will treats work?
may 27, 2025, 7:25 pm • 1 0 • view
may 28, 2025, 12:01 am • 0 0 • view
I hope he's living somewhere cool; that fur looks pretty toasty.
may 27, 2025, 4:45 pm • 1 0 • view
Toasty marshmallow
may 27, 2025, 8:27 pm • 1 0 • view
@darthbluesky.bsky.social i thought this was WeRateDogs and not WeRatePolarBears 🙄🤨; although would pet + fren shaped.
may 28, 2025, 6:56 am • 1 0 • view
What an absolute beauty! x
may 28, 2025, 1:12 pm • 0 0 • view
I bet a treat would get you through also - he's so beautiful, it might be fun to just hang out with him💚💚
may 28, 2025, 1:29 am • 2 0 • view
Of course he will! And they'd have a great time together.
may 28, 2025, 6:43 am • 0 0 • view
Gorgeous ball of fluff!
may 27, 2025, 8:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Forget a weight blanket, he will do!! So fluffy!!
may 27, 2025, 5:31 pm • 1 0 • view
What does 4 pats get you?
may 27, 2025, 4:44 pm • 54 0 • view
Infinite happiness!
may 27, 2025, 4:45 pm • 56 0 • view
I’m on Aslan’s side even if there isn’t any Aslan to lead it
may 27, 2025, 5:00 pm • 1 0 • view
😊😊😊
may 27, 2025, 5:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Don't even need to go in there but would give pats.
may 27, 2025, 5:36 pm • 1 0 • view
Happy Boy! 😍
may 27, 2025, 8:36 pm • 1 0 • view
Please find me going for the three love pats.
may 28, 2025, 1:48 am • 0 0 • view
Definitely worth all the pats on the noggin and boops on the nose for good measure.
may 27, 2025, 4:55 pm • 4 0 • view
The price of admission sounds perfectly acceptable to me.
may 27, 2025, 7:01 pm • 2 0 • view
Worth all the brushing and vacuuming in the world. 😍
may 27, 2025, 9:51 pm • 2 0 • view
3 pats to pass? How many am I allowed to give that I can stay with him for a while?
may 27, 2025, 4:51 pm • 22 1 • view
I’m sorry. To do that, you will also have to provide boops on the snoot.
may 27, 2025, 7:41 pm • 6 0 • view
Deal 🤣👍
may 27, 2025, 7:46 pm • 4 0 • view
Bacon. Yes. No, the cat doesn't hate you. Please, please let me in your Forest, Aslan.
may 27, 2025, 4:48 pm • 8 0 • view
What’s that Alan? The flight speed of a swallow? African or European?
may 28, 2025, 6:43 am • 0 0 • view
*Aslan… 🙄
may 28, 2025, 6:44 am • 0 0 • view
Can… Can… can I give him more than 3? Also, are full body hugs ok? 🥺
may 27, 2025, 5:17 pm • 2 0 • view
Aww, he gets three pats!
may 27, 2025, 5:00 pm • 9 1 • view
may 27, 2025, 4:55 pm • 5 0 • view
A Marema ?
may 27, 2025, 6:17 pm • 1 0 • view
Patches would obviously break the rating system. What a face!
may 27, 2025, 10:35 pm • 1 0 • view
Thank you! You are too sweet🙂 he is on Instagram and Tik Tok as @camopatches
may 27, 2025, 10:43 pm • 0 0 • view
I will look for him on Instagram. And give him a big kiss on the snoot for me. I miss my sweet girl every day, and she’s been gone two years. Such joy these dogs give us.
may 27, 2025, 10:45 pm • 1 0 • view
Alapaha Blue Blood Bulldog
may 27, 2025, 7:13 pm • 2 0 • view
I had a Samoyed once. Loved the rascal.
may 27, 2025, 5:45 pm • 1 0 • view
Pats it is
may 27, 2025, 5:57 pm • 2 0 • view
I don't want to pass anymore.
may 27, 2025, 4:51 pm • 1 0 • view
So beautiful. I had a Samoyed as a child and she was the sweetest fluffiest best good girl. 🩷
may 27, 2025, 6:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Mystic guardian of a buncha smooches.
may 27, 2025, 6:06 pm • 1 0 • view
Is the riddle "who is the goodest boy??"
may 27, 2025, 5:05 pm • 8 0 • view
Fairly sure a scritch under the chin would also work
may 27, 2025, 6:24 pm • 1 0 • view
I wonder if he accepts hugs......
may 27, 2025, 10:10 pm • 3 0 • view
Three pats it is Aslan. How about treats. My German Shepherd Knox would be willing to share his.
may 27, 2025, 5:49 pm • 1 0 • view
- Do you a) want to to give Aslan 3 pats on the noggin or b).. - A! A! A!
may 27, 2025, 4:45 pm • 0 0 • view
So handsome
may 27, 2025, 8:46 pm • 0 0 • view
I want to hear the riddles but I will also give him pats the riddles are just for fun
may 27, 2025, 6:01 pm • 2 0 • view
What is your name? What is your quest? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
may 27, 2025, 10:40 pm • 3 0 • view
3 pats AND ‘bring me a shrubbery!’ and then he’ll pee on it to further mark his ownership of the entire forest. “This is Aslan. He is the mystic guardian of this enchanted forest. Will not let you pass unless you answer his tricky riddles or give him 3 pats on the noggin. Your choice”
may 27, 2025, 4:58 pm • 3 0 • view
How tricky are the riddles?
may 27, 2025, 4:44 pm • 4 0 • view
Limited to 3 pats, or minimum of?
may 27, 2025, 5:30 pm • 1 0 • view
BE CAREFUL with this one: “What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?”
may 27, 2025, 5:16 pm • 3 0 • view
Come off it. Bloke in a suit.
may 27, 2025, 5:56 pm • 1 0 • view
🥰
may 27, 2025, 6:09 pm • 1 0 • view
That is 10 out of 10 on the floof scale
may 27, 2025, 4:44 pm • 18 0 • view
Gorgeous pup!
may 27, 2025, 4:48 pm • 1 0 • view
That's the goodest sfinx I ever saw.
may 27, 2025, 7:05 pm • 3 0 • view
Oh my goodness what a good looking boi! He also looks like he will except a treat or two as payment or donation. 🐾
may 27, 2025, 5:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Whom do you serve? 🖐🏻
may 27, 2025, 8:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Does he give kisses too?
may 27, 2025, 8:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Much more than 3 pats.
may 27, 2025, 6:47 pm • 1 0 • view
I will kiss him, and love him, and squeeze him, and give him plentiful snacks.
may 27, 2025, 6:39 pm • 1 0 • view
Can I attempt the riddles while providing noggin pats?
may 27, 2025, 6:03 pm • 3 0 • view
Decipher me or I'll devour you(r) treats 😜😍
may 27, 2025, 5:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Is he a Samoyed? So beautiful
may 27, 2025, 8:50 pm • 0 0 • view
What happens if I give him more than 3 pats?
may 27, 2025, 4:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Infinite cuddles, pats, and a couple of treats
may 27, 2025, 8:45 pm • 0 0 • view
What if I don’t pass and just hang around? Pats, belly rubs. Ear scritches….
may 28, 2025, 1:01 am • 0 0 • view
And a belly rub for good measure!
may 27, 2025, 5:06 pm • 2 0 • view
Could I, theoretically, do both?
may 27, 2025, 7:24 pm • 1 0 • view
3 pats on the noggin as I pass.
may 27, 2025, 10:31 pm • 4 0 • view
he'd sell out for a biscuit...
may 27, 2025, 5:21 pm • 2 0 • view
I wuv him
may 27, 2025, 8:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Aslan, means fearless or warrior in Turkish, accurate. 🥰
may 27, 2025, 11:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Is the riddle "How many head pats gains you access to the forest?"?
may 27, 2025, 4:53 pm • 3 0 • view
😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰
may 28, 2025, 9:26 am • 0 0 • view
What a gorgeous boy, is he a Samoyed ?
may 27, 2025, 4:59 pm • 1 0 • view
Can I do both? I wanna hear the riddles, but I also want to give the good boy pats
may 27, 2025, 9:43 pm • 3 0 • view
I choose both
may 27, 2025, 7:29 pm • 1 0 • view
Aslan means lion in Turkish. He does seem as brave and beautiful as a lion 🩵
may 27, 2025, 4:51 pm • 4 0 • view
Maxed out fuzz levels.
may 27, 2025, 6:32 pm • 4 0 • view
Three pats it is!
may 27, 2025, 8:58 pm • 0 0 • view
"Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see."
may 27, 2025, 8:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Does he accept bear hugs and rolling around on the ground with him? Because I don't think I could contain myself 🥹
may 27, 2025, 7:24 pm • 1 0 • view
I like how he’s trying to disguise himself as a polar bear too
may 27, 2025, 5:00 pm • 19 1 • view
I'll give him 3 pats but I'm not passin I'm now the mystic guardian of the mystic guardian
may 27, 2025, 7:47 pm • 4 0 • view
Does he accept ear skritches as well?
may 27, 2025, 9:30 pm • 1 0 • view
I will never call a dog Aslan.
may 28, 2025, 1:52 am • 0 0 • view
The first cat I ever owned was named "Aslan" after the lion in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.
may 27, 2025, 4:45 pm • 1 0 • view
This one is a very large white cat.
may 30, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
What a sweet bunny 🤗
may 27, 2025, 5:35 pm • 1 0 • view
He’s a star!
may 27, 2025, 5:50 pm • 1 0 • view
The challenge is in giving only 3 pats. Many have failed.
may 27, 2025, 5:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Only three??? I'll gladly offer 15!
may 27, 2025, 4:51 pm • 4 0 • view
First. I’m a huge Scooby Doo fan. Talking dog? Yes, please. Let’s hear those riddles.
may 27, 2025, 6:10 pm • 1 0 • view
He deserves three pats and a scritch behind the ears as a tip!
may 27, 2025, 9:26 pm • 0 0 • view
The pup that was with my family with I arrived on this planet was a Samoyed. I would ride her like a direwolf. And she relished it.
may 27, 2025, 7:39 pm • 1 0 • view
I'll happily answer his questions AND give him 3 pats on the noggin.
may 27, 2025, 7:42 pm • 6 0 • view
I offer butt scritches, but I don't really want to pass. I came to hang with Aslan.
may 27, 2025, 5:51 pm • 2 0 • view
What about two play-bows and a bork?
may 27, 2025, 11:18 pm • 0 0 • view
What is your name and what is your quest?
may 27, 2025, 5:16 pm • 1 0 • view
If I give him nine pats, can I attempt the riddles anyway?
may 27, 2025, 6:56 pm • 3 0 • view
OMG - This is beyond ADORABLE of anything I seen before... ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
may 27, 2025, 5:38 pm • 1 0 • view
I like riddles so I'll do both
may 27, 2025, 4:54 pm • 2 0 • view
What about big squooshes. Does he accept those?
may 27, 2025, 5:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Finally, the perfect cuddle buddy 💙
may 27, 2025, 9:48 pm • 0 0 • view
🤗☺️👐
may 27, 2025, 4:58 pm • 1 0 • view
🤗🥰
may 27, 2025, 5:49 pm • 1 0 • view
@annaherrington.bsky.social 😄
may 28, 2025, 4:48 am • 3 0 • view
No deal. I’m giving belly rubs.
may 27, 2025, 11:36 pm • 0 0 • view
What happens if I never stop patting his noggin?
may 28, 2025, 2:49 pm • 0 0 • view
How about a kiss on the nose?
may 27, 2025, 4:48 pm • 2 0 • view
Why not both?
may 27, 2025, 4:51 pm • 2 0 • view
So cute! My dog sits like that for a bit, but never long enough for a pic lol Keep the cute coming 🥰 ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤎🖤🩶🤍🩷💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💌💟♥️❣️❤️🩹💔❤️🔥
may 27, 2025, 7:33 pm • 3 0 • view
He’s very cute 😍
may 28, 2025, 7:26 am • 0 0 • view
Will he accept snoot boops instead, I wonder?
may 27, 2025, 4:46 pm • 3 0 • view
Pat-pat-pat
may 27, 2025, 6:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Pat-pat-pat 🤭
may 27, 2025, 7:03 pm • 2 0 • view
Can I give him more than 3 pats? He looks like a very good boy!!
may 27, 2025, 7:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Answer me these questions three….Oh, look at that noggin!!!!! Pat Pat Pat
may 27, 2025, 4:46 pm • 11 0 • view
Boop
may 27, 2025, 4:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Pats, all day. And I love a riddle but would much rather pat that beautiful boy!
may 27, 2025, 5:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Three pats for the pup it is
may 27, 2025, 5:16 pm • 1 0 • view
I cant wait to answer his riddles three
may 27, 2025, 4:49 pm • 1 0 • view
pat pat pat 🫱🫱🫱
may 27, 2025, 4:58 pm • 2 0 • view
Squeeeeeee, what about a boop on he snoot? 🤔
may 27, 2025, 5:41 pm • 1 0 • view
Luv him!!!!!❤️❤️❤️
may 28, 2025, 2:53 am • 0 0 • view
What a wonderful floof!!
may 27, 2025, 7:34 pm • 2 0 • view
He probably insists to walk with you too.
may 27, 2025, 6:19 pm • 2 0 • view
Pat pat pat treat treat treat skritch skritch skritch 🩷🩷
may 27, 2025, 5:00 pm • 3 0 • view
This guy needs to DM. 😁
may 28, 2025, 2:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Aslan is the cutest,3 pats, and a belly rub.
may 27, 2025, 5:02 pm • 1 0 • view
may 27, 2025, 7:19 pm • 1 0 • view
How about I answer his tricky riddles AND give him three pats on the noggin? He's too cute for anything less.
may 27, 2025, 7:05 pm • 2 0 • view
may 28, 2025, 1:51 am • 5 0 • view
Anyone with all that fur is just bound to be itchy!
may 28, 2025, 6:42 am • 2 0 • view