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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com

This is Walter. He was brought to his human's office for take your dog to work day. Does not remember when he expressed any desire to labor. 13/10

an enormous brown bloodhound sits at the short dividing wall between two cubicles. the one on the left has a few things pinned to a bulletin board, but the one on the right is sterile and empty. the dog’s face is one long drip of skin, framed by floppy ears that probably can, in fact, be tied in a bow. walter the bloodhound has moved to another office, this one with a door and a desk. he’s sitting on the gray carpet, by gray walls and a gray chair, and behind a gray baby gate. he knows he isn’t great with colors, but man this is bleak. a closeup of walter’s melting face as he grapples with the monotony of corporate life. his eyes are a little red, and his attitude can be described as nonplussed at best.
jun 20, 2025, 7:36 pm • 3,378 279

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EatTheRich @eattherich.bsky.social

I like his stoic dignity.

jun 20, 2025, 7:40 pm • 8 0 • view
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Craig Roblewsky @pointc.bsky.social

Love the ALT text especially #3. 😂 Walter is all of us. Hang in there buddy. 💪🐶

jun 20, 2025, 7:38 pm • 44 0 • view
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starsie 🍉🌻💚 @starsie.bsky.social

you tell'em walter - no pay no work!!! 🥰

jun 20, 2025, 7:39 pm • 3 0 • view
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2littledog.bsky.social @2littledog.bsky.social

Wrinkly and cute

jun 23, 2025, 12:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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drjeff.bsky.social @drjeff.bsky.social

Looks like management material to me.

jun 20, 2025, 7:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social

He does look bored.

jun 20, 2025, 8:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social

You set the absolute gold standard for alt text.

jun 20, 2025, 8:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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RandyResists2025💙🔵 @resist2025.bsky.social

Perfect name.

jun 20, 2025, 10:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jan De Bolle 🇧🇪 🇳🇱 🇪🇺 @jandebolle.bsky.social

Blood hounds are the best office dogs!

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jun 22, 2025, 3:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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Brian Heaton @geekdownrange.bsky.social

TEAR DOWN THAT WALL! Free Walter! The other humans in the office have scratches and pets. They might even have treats!

jun 20, 2025, 7:39 pm • 8 0 • view
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Captive @graceomalley.bsky.social

He adds pizzazz to an otherwise dull situation. I'm sure they appreciate that.

jun 20, 2025, 8:31 pm • 3 0 • view
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Not *that* old but definitely in the way @oldandintheway.bsky.social

Maybe he's just supposed to be decorative

jun 20, 2025, 7:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cyrin Auria 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵 @cyrinauria.bsky.social

The epitome of "I do not dream of labor."

jun 21, 2025, 7:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social

One of my profs in university had a dog who looked exactly like Walter. She'd bring him to office hours and you could pet him while you talked to her!

jun 20, 2025, 7:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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Heather Page-Farlow @azhbomb.bsky.social

I love him.

jun 21, 2025, 3:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mosheen 🐦‍⬛ @mosheen.bsky.social

Dognald Sutherland

jun 20, 2025, 11:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social

That's his TGIF face.

jun 20, 2025, 7:37 pm • 4 0 • view
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Eric Barnes @ebarnescalgary.bsky.social

14/10!

jun 20, 2025, 8:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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Eucep @eucep.bsky.social

Normally I quite like most of the posts here. But damn that dog looks horrible. They took a breed already suffering for it's looks and made it way way worse through selective breeding to get that. The base breed is prone to infections due to that loose skin and this one is so much worse.

jun 20, 2025, 8:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tigriz901 @tigriz901.bsky.social

Looks to me like he's working really hard

jun 21, 2025, 2:28 am • 0 0 • view
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SNaomi19 @snaomi19.bsky.social

I could hug and kiss that puppy!!!!

jun 20, 2025, 9:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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liketheprophet.bsky.social @liketheprophet.bsky.social

Okay but the descriptions of these photos are cracking me tf up

jun 21, 2025, 2:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Manuel Muñiz @manuelmuniz.bsky.social

Now I want a remake of The Office with an all-dog cast.

jun 20, 2025, 7:58 pm • 4 0 • view
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zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️‍🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social

Sir Wrinklesworth, Keeper of Cuddles with floppy ears and the softest soul. His eyes hold ancient wisdom for sure 🐶❤️

jun 20, 2025, 7:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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pr0t0 @pr0t0man.bsky.social

What a good, handsome boy.

jun 20, 2025, 7:40 pm • 5 0 • view
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UnacceptableOne @unacceptableone.bsky.social

Did someone take the cover off a leather couch?

jun 20, 2025, 8:00 pm • 5 0 • view
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Catsandkimono @catsandkimono.bsky.social

I agree. He is pretty darn cute!

jun 20, 2025, 7:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dudgee @dudgee.bsky.social

"Heck dis job."

jun 20, 2025, 7:41 pm • 8 0 • view
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Dina di Fragola @dinafragola.bsky.social

Oh no no no he is at least a 1 million/10 😍

jun 20, 2025, 7:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Miel @herbssnoof.bsky.social

I also do not remember when I expressed any desire to labor. Keep up the good….work….Walter!

jun 20, 2025, 8:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Edwin @inkmixer.bsky.social

“Walter has seen more colours on Mark Rothko’s 1969 ‘Black on grey’ painting then in this dull office.” should be the ALT text.

jun 21, 2025, 6:34 am • 1 0 • view
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TheIrishCommentator @irishcommentator.bsky.social

Me too Walter. Me too…

jun 20, 2025, 9:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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concerned2.bsky.social @concerned2.bsky.social

❣️

jun 20, 2025, 7:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mike Larrabee @mikelarrabee.com

Same Walter. Same.

jun 20, 2025, 7:39 pm • 5 0 • view
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The Other Kiin @galadrielismother.bsky.social

Now THIS will get me to come to the office

jun 20, 2025, 7:38 pm • 23 0 • view
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CarrieT 🗽 ⚖️ 🇺🇸 🐶 📚 🛩 🌏 🐘 🗳 ⛩️ 😆 🎶 🪙 🤷‍♀️ @uclabruin1998.bsky.social

Agreed, Walter, agreed.

jun 20, 2025, 8:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖖🏞️🪡🥾🇨🇦🇺🇦 @brendaporkchop.bsky.social

This should be a children's book: Walter, the underwhelmed office dog I'd buy it😁

jun 20, 2025, 9:43 pm • 6 0 • view
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Justame (Commissions open) @justame1.bsky.social

I love it! He looks so confused why he's there! Didn't sign up for this for sure!

jun 20, 2025, 8:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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GlassShard @glassshard.bsky.social

The ALT tags are particularly strong today.

jun 20, 2025, 8:13 pm • 24 0 • view
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Chicago Progressive @chiprogressive.bsky.social

Walter: Canz I haz sometingz to layz on?

jun 20, 2025, 7:45 pm • 1 1 • view
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Dodie @feraldodie.bsky.social

My lord, someone needs to hide a body somewhere. Give him a job.

jun 20, 2025, 7:45 pm • 2 0 • view
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Aurélie Drvn @aureliedrvn.com

@drscratch.bsky.social

jun 20, 2025, 7:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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BrownIsBeautiful @tbuck501.bsky.social

The Alt text. ❤️

jun 28, 2025, 7:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bueller - Movies and Heists @moviesandheists.bsky.social

These are the best alt texts since @xkcd.com

jun 20, 2025, 10:31 pm • 3 0 • view
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Living Erased @livingerased.bsky.social

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

jun 20, 2025, 7:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Adirondack Grandma @dduff54.bsky.social

This is Callie's summer job. Supervising the pool. She is great at her job!

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jun 20, 2025, 7:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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arkhilokhos.bsky.social @arkhilokhos.bsky.social

Same, Walter. Same.

jun 20, 2025, 10:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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I Drove Bug @brmbug.bsky.social

Naww, hi bubba. What a good boi. ^_^

jun 20, 2025, 11:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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John @johnrt.bsky.social

WHAT AN EPIC HOUND

jun 20, 2025, 7:39 pm • 5 0 • view
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Matando @strelsky.net

His labor is love, honestly.

jun 20, 2025, 7:56 pm • 3 0 • view
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Rainbow Reed @rainbowreed99.bsky.social

He is so Shape I just HAD to draw him

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jun 21, 2025, 8:22 am • 19 0 • view
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Kristen Seversky @kr1573n.bsky.social

This descriptor will stay with me 😆

jun 22, 2025, 2:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Chantalle @guptillc.bsky.social

SO SHAPE.

jun 21, 2025, 3:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mike @chicagomike.bsky.social

yooo it's so hot out the dog is melting again

jun 20, 2025, 7:37 pm • 72 0 • view
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CJ @cjsmad.bsky.social

We are all Walter

jun 20, 2025, 7:41 pm • 40 0 • view
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estherp.bsky.social @estherp.bsky.social

Walter more than earned his pay today with the great alt text!

jun 20, 2025, 7:45 pm • 5 0 • view
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Fraizeal @fraizeal.bsky.social

Why he's too handsome for such a trivial thing as work! Treats for all.

jun 20, 2025, 11:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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Katie @thesalukihusker.bsky.social

Walter’s not impressed with the 9-to-5 life.

jun 20, 2025, 7:42 pm • 16 0 • view
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Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social

Walter is stunning!

jun 22, 2025, 1:57 am • 1 0 • view
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megcollins.bsky.social @megcollins.bsky.social

Wow, dismal!

jun 21, 2025, 9:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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boywife Ren 🔻🏳️‍⚧️ @floorsalad.is.goblin.fyi

he is melting oh goodness

jun 21, 2025, 5:07 am • 0 0 • view
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OhHiMimi @ohhimimi.bsky.social

Walter is highly relatable

jun 20, 2025, 9:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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doghog42.bsky.social @doghog42.bsky.social

I feel you Walter, in my soul

jun 20, 2025, 7:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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golightly.bsky.social @golightly.bsky.social

Walter 🥰

jun 20, 2025, 7:41 pm • 4 0 • view
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Helen Simmons (She/Her) @littlehen.bsky.social

Chefs kiss. For your #AltText

jun 20, 2025, 9:35 pm • 7 0 • view
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PaulinaCD @paulinacd.bsky.social

Looks like he's working hard guarding. See his fearsome snarl.😅

jun 20, 2025, 7:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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BJC860 @bjc860.bsky.social

This may be the most hound dog of any hound dog that has ever hound dogged. 😂

jun 20, 2025, 8:16 pm • 18 0 • view
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Martini Shot 🎬🍸 @martini-shot.bsky.social

🥰🥰

jun 20, 2025, 8:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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GEMstarrjim @simpinstarr.bsky.social

FREE WALTER! I DON"T CARE IF HE DID IT IN FRONT OF GOD AND A JUDGE. FREE WALTER!

jun 20, 2025, 7:56 pm • 4 0 • view
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she11ibe11i.bsky.social @she11ibe11i.bsky.social

Oh, Walter’s workin’ it. He makes it look so effortless!

jun 20, 2025, 11:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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AlexOnTheAir @alexontheair.bsky.social

He looks like Salvador Dali painted him

jun 20, 2025, 11:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Julia @sdrose.bsky.social

It ages them prematurely

jun 20, 2025, 10:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Clair @clair415.bsky.social

He*k the system Walter!

jun 20, 2025, 11:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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CW Voigt @vj0nes.bsky.social

He looks whelmed.

jun 20, 2025, 8:27 pm • 7 0 • view
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Farbjous @farbjous.bsky.social

I’m in love

jun 20, 2025, 7:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Heather Vitale @calivitale.bsky.social

I can’t help but wonder what this adorable hound would look like in zero gravity.

jun 20, 2025, 8:01 pm • 6 0 • view
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Matthew Rettino @matthewrettino.bsky.social

Even dogs who only see grey know that office is grey.

jun 21, 2025, 3:17 am • 0 0 • view
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ren @isensmith.bsky.social

this is a dog and a dog costume, right?

jun 21, 2025, 12:38 am • 0 0 • view
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SomeDogsLikeCheese @somedogslikecheese.bsky.social

I think Walter's obvious disdain for the corporate grind and his clear "I'd rather be napping" expression earns him a solid 15/10 rating, if not higher.

jun 20, 2025, 9:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sandy J-T @racerxmachina.bsky.social

I love u Walter

jun 20, 2025, 8:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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anfield77.bsky.social @anfield77.bsky.social

Why is Walter in jail? He doesn’t appear to be a flight risk.

jun 20, 2025, 7:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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🍁 Safe Magic: the Faerie Doctor Uriel 🍁 @safemagic.bsky.social

He’s giving boss energy—I see that slightly disappointed eyebrow 🤨

jun 20, 2025, 7:37 pm • 5 0 • view
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RareType @raretype.bsky.social

It’s so hot today, even the dog is melting

jun 21, 2025, 1:30 am • 0 0 • view
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TJ @talsup.bsky.social

Walter is very handsome.

jun 21, 2025, 1:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Francois-1878 @francios-1878.bsky.social

He's great

jun 20, 2025, 7:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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Baba Cia @ciapoeia.bsky.social

Oh goodness, Walter is quite the beastie. Bet he was the goodest boy of all the goodest boys.

jun 20, 2025, 8:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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KittyHana @kittyhanavt.bsky.social

Good boy Walter!

jun 21, 2025, 5:00 pm • 0 0 • view