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This is Latte. He does not know how many books you have read. But knows for a fact that he has read more. 12/10 (IG: coton_latte_is)

a Coton de Tulear, or a white, fluffy, maltese-looking dog, stands on a hardwood floor and looks over at you with a skeptical glance through his clear-rimmed glasses. we feel extremely judged.
jul 15, 2025, 7:12 pm • 3,683 313

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Karen_BooksChoc @bookschocolate.bsky.social

Alt text is on point

jul 15, 2025, 7:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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roh81.bsky.social @roh81.bsky.social

jul 17, 2025, 11:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Micheal Orville @michealorville.bsky.social

I can see that!! He's got his reading glasses on. 🤓 Perhaps we could him Professor latte.❣️😉

jul 15, 2025, 9:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Susana @smwol298.bsky.social

Judgey little Latte!

jul 15, 2025, 7:20 pm • 5 0 • view
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Tracy @tracymohr.bsky.social

The late great Ernie, King of Dachshunds, was also quite the reader

A red long-haired dachshund puts his glasses on to read the dinner menu
jul 15, 2025, 9:28 pm • 3 0 • view
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Maria II @mariadagloriaii.bsky.social

What a cutie pie!!!

jul 16, 2025, 5:59 am • 0 0 • view
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scottborlick.bsky.social @scottborlick.bsky.social

He looks like he’s about to question my claimed tax deductions.

jul 15, 2025, 8:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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rowingrabbit.bsky.social @rowingrabbit.bsky.social

I cede the floor to Prof. Floof 🐾

jul 15, 2025, 7:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Steve @eclecticcyborg.bsky.social

Wilford Brimley lives.

jul 15, 2025, 8:23 pm • 3 0 • view
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Phlip 🇵🇪🦖🤖 @penbird42.bsky.social

Houston picked this football out in the store so we bought it for him. Also a Maltese

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jul 15, 2025, 7:15 pm • 2 1 • view
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Asymmetric Creativity @asymmetriccreative.bsky.social

I feel like he is judging us for buying more books while knowing full well there is a pile of unread books at home. That, or we lied about our writing habits.

jul 15, 2025, 8:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gancena 🏳️‍🌈 @gancena.bsky.social

You (might) have heard of Hipster Cat in the early 2010s, now, at long last, get ready for: Hipster Dog Because appearing during Hipster Cat’s peak would have been too mainstream.

jul 15, 2025, 8:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Hal K9000 @halk9000.bsky.social

I believe he's read everything by Virginia Woof, so there's that

jul 15, 2025, 7:14 pm • 6 0 • view
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Susana @smwol298.bsky.social

He even got through Woof Hall!

jul 15, 2025, 7:20 pm • 5 0 • view
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RedBeez @redbeez.bsky.social

Just make sure to return those overdue library books…

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jul 15, 2025, 7:29 pm • 12 0 • view
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Edu's Stuff @edustuff.bsky.social

Get educated dawg

jul 15, 2025, 7:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social

He's reread A Tree Grows in Brooklyn 1000 times.

jul 15, 2025, 7:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Susana @smwol298.bsky.social

That’s “A Pee Tree Grows in Brooklyn”

jul 15, 2025, 7:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Shelly Friedland @shellyfriedland.bsky.social

Latte, meet Java!

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jul 15, 2025, 7:32 pm • 8 0 • view
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Jasper // Japsurde // jjvvhh @jjvvhh.nl

Normal Latte or oatmeal?

jul 15, 2025, 11:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tee Leef 🌱 @teeleeau.bsky.social

Latte, my dear! Where are your PAWS‽

jul 15, 2025, 7:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Beckatron @ridiculousrebecca.bsky.social

@pix007.bsky.social this is your dog dopple ganger

jul 15, 2025, 7:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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pix007.bsky.social @pix007.bsky.social

I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN

jul 15, 2025, 7:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Beckatron @ridiculousrebecca.bsky.social

Your dog vibe. 🥰

jul 15, 2025, 7:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ickis Enjoyer @hwabtyes.bsky.social

jul 18, 2025, 4:59 am • 0 0 • view
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In place of a fake conscience @sabboo.bsky.social

Good God that's my brother! Where did you get a picture of my brother, you random internet person you?

jul 15, 2025, 7:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social

Latte is totally judging me. RIGHTLY!

jul 15, 2025, 7:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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battybunce.bsky.social @battybunce.bsky.social

I believe that’s Professor Latte, actually.

jul 15, 2025, 7:17 pm • 9 0 • view
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rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social

*squints* I think Professor Latte might have taught me materials science in 1996?

jul 15, 2025, 7:59 pm • 3 0 • view
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In place of a fake conscience @sabboo.bsky.social

Dr Latte to you, peon.

jul 15, 2025, 7:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social

Bombastic side eye. Criminally offenaive side eye.

jul 15, 2025, 8:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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✨️🧙🏻‍♂️ Magus ✨️🧙🏻‍♂️ Glenumbria ✨️🧙🏻‍♂️ @homunculuswiz.bsky.social

I wish I had a beard like that

jul 16, 2025, 11:04 am • 0 0 • view
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Jen Gregory @jengregory.bsky.social

Latte has earned far more personal pan pizzas than you.

jul 15, 2025, 9:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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six63.bsky.social @six63.bsky.social

I think he is questioning his haircut. Instead of Fabio he is more like Ernest the tax dog.

jul 15, 2025, 8:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ask CatGPT @thelibrariancat.bsky.social

I used to work with this guy.

jul 16, 2025, 1:40 am • 0 0 • view
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Kelsey @bostonsportsgal.bsky.social

Oh my!! Cuteness overload!!

jul 15, 2025, 8:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chrissie @chrissiewild.bsky.social

A mini Never Ending Story…

jul 15, 2025, 7:23 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kimichi Tsuzuku @kimichitsuzuku.bsky.social

Aren’t those laboratory safety glasses? I expected him to be in the basement, using an old microbrew setup to titer new experimental treat flavors like “sweaty slippers” and “forbidden cat crunch”.

jul 15, 2025, 11:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kaiirin Riverbell @kaiikarma.bsky.social

Does he do group reading? Looking for library buddies here, lol

jul 15, 2025, 10:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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huckdillinger.bsky.social @huckdillinger.bsky.social

Little white dog side eye. I used to get a lot of that from Kiki🪽💕

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jul 15, 2025, 10:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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Carmendp @carmendp.bsky.social

Is he a maltese? He has face but a lot more hair.

jul 15, 2025, 8:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hanna @hahnapaulooza.bsky.social

@nerdydodger.bsky.social latte is judging your five library cards

jul 15, 2025, 7:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dasia @thedasia.bsky.social

Would Latte kindly read me his favorite story please?

jul 15, 2025, 7:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Eurovizsla @eurovizsla.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/newy...

jul 15, 2025, 9:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Robert Hirsh @dogsuit.bsky.social

Bro just plowed through The Sound and the Furry

jul 15, 2025, 7:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Annie and Kojo @annieandkojo.bsky.social

15/10

jul 16, 2025, 1:17 am • 1 0 • view
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The Real Don Keyboy @realdonkeyboy.bsky.social

Professor Latte?

jul 15, 2025, 9:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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SomeDogsLikeCheese @somedogslikecheese.bsky.social

Latte's clear superiority in literary pursuits and obvious intellectual smugness earn him a rating of at least 15/10, if not higher.

jul 15, 2025, 9:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lego Stud 💙✌️🐕🐩🐝🌲💐🌱 @legostud.bsky.social

Is Latte standing in front of us looking forward or looking back over thier shoulder?? (God its that green/gold dress thing again)

jul 15, 2025, 7:25 pm • 1 0 • view