This is Cosmo. He doesn't believe in stranger danger. Because strangers are just friends you haven't met yet. 13/10 (TT: lawdogcosmo)
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My Border Collie does the same..
jul 30, 2025, 5:48 am • 1 0 • view
It’s cute but it’s fake. It’s filmed inside an apartment and entering into a bathroom. The dog obvs knows the “maintenance man.” Sorry guys - clickbait. Fake. But doggo cuteness is real!
jul 30, 2025, 2:46 am • 2 0 • view
Bedroom*
jul 30, 2025, 2:47 am • 0 0 • view
😂😂😂 A+ guard doggying!
jul 30, 2025, 7:15 pm • 1 0 • view
I LOVE that Cosmo brings over his toy to show the new friend 💜
jul 30, 2025, 1:34 am • 8 0 • view
Sweet baby! ❤️
jul 30, 2025, 12:10 am • 1 0 • view
It's the Goosebumps dog.
jul 29, 2025, 11:39 pm • 1 0 • view
Mad respect to the maintenance gentleman for loving on Cosmo. 50/10 for both.
jul 29, 2025, 11:36 pm • 106 1 • view
When I was growing up, we had a golden retriever and often said he would hold the flashlight for the burglar LOL
jul 30, 2025, 12:14 am • 11 0 • view
♥️♥️♥️
jul 29, 2025, 11:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Hi fren! Lol.
jul 30, 2025, 1:30 am • 2 0 • view
Your dog needs company. Spending so much time in solitary confinement is torture to emotional creatures. Get a cat, another dog but please people your pets aren’t just playthings you can put in a closet when not convenient. 16 hrs a day min. alone w/no companionship is just cruel. Be good to them
jul 30, 2025, 12:10 am • 1 0 • view
Why do you assume this dog is spending so much time alone?
jul 30, 2025, 12:37 am • 1 0 • view
You’re right, my bad. It’s just so many do I felt compelled to make people reconsider the impact it has on their fur babies. Just like how we can forget how badly hot pavement can burn their paws when walking them. Just seen too many suffering & abused animals that educating becomes a compulsion.
jul 30, 2025, 12:46 am • 0 0 • view
Excellent security!
jul 30, 2025, 12:19 am • 1 0 • view
"That is not my dog" 🐺
jul 29, 2025, 11:40 pm • 2 0 • view
It is a Golden, silly. He even brought him one of his toys 🥰
jul 30, 2025, 12:03 am • 7 0 • view
@lythicthedestroyer.bsky.social
jul 30, 2025, 2:07 pm • 0 0 • view
To a certain extent, I find this adorable!... BUT, I love the fact that my two little Chihuahuas are also "Watch Dogs" protecting me and our house! ...Something to say here as well!
jul 30, 2025, 12:35 am • 2 0 • view
We had an Irish setter who liked to sit in the yard and bark at teenage boys. Not the girls, just the boys. 🩷
jul 30, 2025, 1:14 am • 3 0 • view
I need a couple of Cosmos!
jul 30, 2025, 2:22 am • 1 0 • view
Great companion dog! Security, maybe he needs some work on that.
jul 30, 2025, 3:55 am • 2 0 • view
Apparently he loves everyone, even the strangers.
jul 29, 2025, 11:51 pm • 2 0 • view
As soon as I saw that Cosmo was a golden, I knew exactly how this would go, right down to the presentation of his favorite toy.
jul 30, 2025, 1:04 am • 4 0 • view
Yeah, my little baby would destroy any male that may try to come into my home. 😉
jul 29, 2025, 11:58 pm • 4 0 • view
Chihuahuas will bite your toes off.
jul 30, 2025, 12:54 am • 5 0 • view
Only men, she was sadly abused by a man before I rescued her, so I honestly don't blame her. I've spent almost 10 years now making sure she knows she's safe and loved.
jul 30, 2025, 1:35 am • 3 0 • view
My 4lb Maltese has never been anything but spoiled… …but she tries to attack any man who enters our territory! She won’t bother anyone when we go out…but someone entering our apt/car/hotel room is another thing entirely! She somehow makes her bark sound like a Rottweiler when a man’s at the door!
aug 7, 2025, 2:50 am • 1 1 • view
jul 29, 2025, 11:33 pm • 57 1 • view
Love bug!!!
jul 30, 2025, 5:26 am • 1 0 • view
He's lonely!
jul 30, 2025, 1:08 am • 2 0 • view
i agree with the maintenance guy: cosmo is such an excellent dog
jul 29, 2025, 11:37 pm • 10 0 • view
Yeah the toilet is overflowing but what is important right now is LOOK AT MY TOY.
jul 29, 2025, 11:40 pm • 33 0 • view
😅
jul 29, 2025, 11:45 pm • 1 0 • view
Definitely NOT a guard dog at all!
jul 30, 2025, 9:52 pm • 0 0 • view
😂 Our dog also greets strangers at the door like long-lost family members.
jul 30, 2025, 8:05 am • 6 0 • view
Lol. We had a pitbull when I was a kid, and she was so friendly she let someone rob our house. Smh. Lol.
jul 30, 2025, 12:02 am • 7 0 • view
I also have a Cosmo! And he would do the exact same thing.
jul 30, 2025, 12:21 am • 1 0 • view
That would be my dog too!
jul 30, 2025, 2:01 am • 1 0 • view
Well, that's definitely a watchdog fail, Cosmo. 😉😘🥰
jul 30, 2025, 6:04 am • 1 0 • view
Border collies are said to be more selective, but not mine. This is definitely how she greets anyone who comes in the house; stranger or family.
jul 30, 2025, 1:38 am • 4 0 • view
We used to joke that if a robber broke into our house, our German Shepard would show him to the jewels
jul 29, 2025, 11:57 pm • 2 0 • view
Goldens have a lot to teach about humanity. If only humans would listen and apply their teachings the world would be a much better place.
jul 30, 2025, 1:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Labrador welcoming committee 😂❤️😂
jul 30, 2025, 11:41 am • 1 0 • view
A born attack dog!!😂😂😂😂
jul 30, 2025, 12:18 am • 1 0 • view
My dogs are absolutely positive that anyone coming to our - no, THEIR house - is only there to pet or feed them treats, whether I’m home or not.
jul 30, 2025, 2:14 pm • 0 0 • view
😹
jul 30, 2025, 6:31 am • 0 0 • view
Awwww sweet boy is even offering his toy ❤️
jul 30, 2025, 1:18 am • 5 0 • view
No dog – or cat – I’ve ever had would’ve reacted that way to a strange man entering our home territory… *especially* without me there to let him in myself! 😳 Granted, I’ve never had a golden retriever, but…🤷🏻♀️
aug 7, 2025, 3:03 am • 0 1 • view
I swear my Lab would leave with the UPS driver if they let him 🙄
jul 29, 2025, 11:41 pm • 40 0 • view
Well, they DO have very cool trucks.
jul 30, 2025, 11:55 pm • 1 0 • view
Precious boy❤️🐶
jul 29, 2025, 11:33 pm • 1 0 • view
My dog definitely has different feelings about strangers letting themselves in.
jul 29, 2025, 11:46 pm • 30 0 • view
Mine, too. All 130 pounds of him has OCD. If something doesn't belong in his territory, he will bark until the unfamiliar person/object is removed. This includes random power tools that traverse the living room. I wish he was more chill. (He's super sweet when there is no fence or door.)
jul 30, 2025, 12:42 pm • 5 0 • view
Mine is just a shar pei mix, lol. She's gotta know people were ALLOWED in. She got quite upset when apartment maintenance tried letting themselves in while I was in the bathroom. If I let them in, she likes them and will get a little nosy about what they're doing.
jul 30, 2025, 3:23 pm • 3 0 • view
Exactly! They take a cue from us about what/who belongs. If people walking down the street stop to talk to me, he immediately stops barking. He figures he's done his job. Now it's my problem. I wish he was as easy to convince about cats and squirrels.
jul 30, 2025, 5:51 pm • 2 0 • view
My dog wishes deer hunting with dogs was legal in our state, lol!
jul 30, 2025, 10:14 pm • 0 0 • view
Awww Cosmo's a lil love bug!! 😍
jul 30, 2025, 12:23 am • 1 0 • view
That would be my Penelope! She wants to be everyone's friend!
jul 29, 2025, 11:47 pm • 2 0 • view
My brother had a big black dog, must have been part Great Dane. He had the scariest bark, but once you came into the house, he would gladly have shown you where the valuables were. He was the sweetest dog.
jul 30, 2025, 12:46 am • 4 0 • view
Not my dog!!!
jul 30, 2025, 2:26 am • 1 0 • view
Horrible watch dog. Best snuggler in the universe.
jul 30, 2025, 12:56 am • 3 0 • view
Hi, Mr. Robber! Come on in, n see my toy?
jul 30, 2025, 12:36 am • 1 0 • view
"Of course I'll show you where the TV is! And here's all my toys, too, and the pretty rocks mom wears are over here..." 😂😂😂
jul 30, 2025, 4:52 am • 4 0 • view
He is a better greeter than a screener. More of a friend … Than an intruder’s end.
jul 30, 2025, 2:06 am • 2 0 • view
Yep, my Labrador just like Cosmo make the best guard dogs money can buy. Just lick them intruders to death!
jul 30, 2025, 4:06 pm • 0 0 • view
If it were a burglar , he’d lead him to the valuables and help him carry them out! 😂
jul 30, 2025, 12:51 am • 3 0 • view
Hey Cosmo where does your human keep his valuables? This is a guard dog who kills with kindness.
jul 30, 2025, 3:38 pm • 0 0 • view
My "guardian dog" would 100% show a burglar where the valuables are if shown just the tiniest bit of attention. If offered a piece of cheese, she'll give up the wifi password and the combo to the safe.
jul 30, 2025, 12:23 am • 12 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
jul 30, 2025, 5:25 am • 0 0 • view
Goldens aren't guardians, they're greeters. 😉❤️
jul 29, 2025, 11:40 pm • 41 0 • view
HE CHEATED ON U !!!!!!!
jul 30, 2025, 2:12 am • 1 0 • view
What's your address and where do you keep the gold bullion?
jul 30, 2025, 2:47 am • 2 0 • view
No worries, your dog will show me.
jul 30, 2025, 2:48 am • 2 0 • view
Keep him away from Noem.
jul 30, 2025, 1:57 am • 1 0 • view
So precious, even shares his toys. Thanks 🐶❤️
jul 30, 2025, 12:55 am • 1 0 • view
So sweet! I miss having a dog.
jul 30, 2025, 12:09 am • 2 0 • view
He's a Golden Retriever, they love everyone.
jul 30, 2025, 12:43 am • 2 0 • view
😁 did he give him a tour , or just a toy
jul 29, 2025, 11:37 pm • 3 0 • view
😍😍😍
jul 29, 2025, 11:35 pm • 1 0 • view
I love this! My paranoid side would lowkey wonder why my dog seems to have a long-established friendship with the maintenance person. Then again, my dogs are chow mixes, so, yeah. 😂
jul 30, 2025, 3:18 am • 3 0 • view
Worst guard dog ever 13/10
jul 30, 2025, 4:50 am • 2 0 • view
This one gets an F But it’s in it’s DNA Only sweetness in those dogs
jul 30, 2025, 1:19 am • 2 0 • view
This is how he defends his home. Just distract until help arrives. It's a cunning plan.
jul 30, 2025, 4:22 am • 28 0 • view
waggy af 13/10 hi new fren
jul 29, 2025, 11:32 pm • 24 0 • view
Your dog is very lonely
jul 29, 2025, 11:41 pm • 2 0 • view
😂
jul 30, 2025, 2:27 am • 1 0 • view
Oh the toy presentation. ❤️ Very important part of the welcome ritual.
jul 30, 2025, 5:29 am • 4 0 • view
Not a suspicious bone in him! Just a friendly doggie! 😻
jul 30, 2025, 12:24 am • 4 0 • view
I love it!
jul 29, 2025, 11:36 pm • 2 0 • view
I love Cosmo. But when I did this to the maintenance guy I got a much worse reaction...
jul 29, 2025, 11:35 pm • 2 0 • view
He didn’t want to rub your belly? Boo.
jul 29, 2025, 11:40 pm • 6 0 • view
We often take our Golden to Butchart Gardens, our nearby tourist attraction, so she can have big reunions with complete strangers! 🐾
jul 30, 2025, 4:04 am • 8 1 • view
Golden’s are everyone’s best buds!
jul 30, 2025, 4:02 am • 5 0 • view
Can I has that flashlight? I'll hold it for you.
jul 30, 2025, 1:28 am • 3 0 • view
My dog is much the same. Just useless as a watch dog, but a wonderful companion!
jul 30, 2025, 3:32 am • 2 0 • view
❤️❤️❤️❤️
jul 30, 2025, 12:11 am • 1 0 • view
My dog would do something similar as she LOVES people.
jul 30, 2025, 9:56 am • 0 0 • view
So not a “watch dog?”
jul 29, 2025, 11:36 pm • 5 0 • view
Will Rogers of the dog world
jul 30, 2025, 3:16 am • 2 0 • view
💗💗💗
jul 29, 2025, 11:41 pm • 2 0 • view
So brave...
jul 30, 2025, 12:58 am • 1 0 • view
Well, it's a Golden so....
jul 30, 2025, 3:46 pm • 0 0 • view
“You may be a burglarar but here’s my stuffy. If you play with it, we’re cool and you can help yourself to my human’s Warhammer collection.”
jul 29, 2025, 11:34 pm • 120 1 • view
Exactly. That's my boy. Not a guard dog. Just a big loveable goof who loves everyone at the door with a stuffy in his mouth.
jul 30, 2025, 1:04 am • 32 0 • view
Such a throwback! Lilo was the best of girls. We were robbed and she was only one in the apartment. They took things, but she was unharmed and that was only thing that mattered. I know her philosophy was that strangers are friends we haven't met yet. .
jul 30, 2025, 8:19 am • 9 0 • view
Do you have nice stuff to steal? Message me your address and schedule when you’ll be out.
jul 29, 2025, 11:56 pm • 2 0 • view
"... and here's where Mommy keeps her jewellery!"
jul 29, 2025, 11:52 pm • 3 0 • view
What a ferocious guard dog. I feel super safe
jul 29, 2025, 11:38 pm • 11 0 • view
Okay, so not a guard dog but at least you'll have time to call the police while the burglars are playing with Cosmo.
jul 30, 2025, 1:53 am • 9 0 • view
There's your vicious guard dog. He kills them with kindness and licks.
jul 30, 2025, 12:17 am • 1 0 • view
Cosmo might have sensed that the maintenance man wasn't a threat. He seems like a very good dog. He might react differently to someone who is a threat. All 3 of our dogs reacted to most people the same way. 1 family member came by for dinner, and they all had the hair on their back stand up and bark
jul 30, 2025, 2:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Cosmo managed to distract the potential burglar into giving him belly rubs. Cosmo is a true crime fighter!!!
jul 29, 2025, 11:40 pm • 14 0 • view
So true!!
jul 30, 2025, 1:01 am • 1 0 • view
Can’t do crime if you’re too busy petting the belly!
jul 30, 2025, 1:45 am • 11 0 • view
Yes that's true
jul 30, 2025, 12:23 am • 1 0 • view
Goldens are happiness.
jul 30, 2025, 12:39 am • 2 0 • view
that’s terrifying guard dog behavior. the poor maint guy could’ve drowned from over-licking & drool puddles. “This is Cosmo. He doesn't believe in stranger danger. Because strangers are just friends you haven't met yet. 13/10”
jul 29, 2025, 11:52 pm • 1 0 • view
"You are such an excellent dog" is such a cute and true sentence
jul 29, 2025, 11:47 pm • 24 0 • view
Awesome response! I love this dog!
jul 30, 2025, 11:52 am • 0 0 • view
❤️❤️❤️
jul 30, 2025, 12:25 am • 1 0 • view
I have never met a golden whom I did not immediately love with my whole heart
jul 29, 2025, 11:33 pm • 123 2 • view
True. But I encountered two goldens owned by the same ahole and they were the most vicious aggressive animals in any dog park I've ever seen. They immediately ran thru the gate and just started attacking dogs left n right before launching into mine. It got ugly. Ahole people make ahole dogs.
jul 29, 2025, 11:38 pm • 11 0 • view
Definitely environment over nature.
jul 29, 2025, 11:40 pm • 3 0 • view
Rebels: Explains why neighbor’s 2 German Shepherds were so aggressive. Deceased now. Unfortunately, neighbor alive and well, has 2 new dogs, 1 a German Shepherd pup. It acts up, calling animal control
jul 29, 2025, 11:50 pm • 1 0 • view
I hate that pit bulls get such a bad rap. When it's the irresponsible aholes the breed attracts.
jul 29, 2025, 11:53 pm • 2 0 • view
Pit bulls are rightly banned in some countries because of their bite strength and the possibly lethal consequences when their owners are arseholes. My neighbor shouldn’t own German Shepherds, relieved the dogs are dead. Ownership of certain breeds should be regulated
jul 30, 2025, 12:06 am • 0 0 • view
I remember a story from a lady here in Germany. She runs a shelter and is an insanely good dog whisperer. She can get along with almost any dog. She told in her book that the most dangerous dog she ever met was a Golden. Owner had used an electric shock collar from remote... Like observing
jul 30, 2025, 1:53 am • 1 0 • view
The poor dog via camera and "discipline" it for the slightest mistake. Even she couldn't handle that dog. It would attack and go all in on the slightest triggers.
jul 30, 2025, 1:53 am • 0 0 • view
I only say I love you too: Family Lifelong friends Dogs I met ten seconds ago
jul 29, 2025, 11:57 pm • 69 0 • view
Yeah I’m gonna have to constantly have one for the rest of my life. I have a golden doodle right now, and I love her so much.
jul 30, 2025, 9:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Ah yes, the ”hello“ stretchies. Love it!
jul 30, 2025, 12:11 am • 4 0 • view
Goldens: "Here's the jewels!"
jul 30, 2025, 12:17 am • 3 0 • view
This made me lol so hard! 🤣
jul 30, 2025, 12:08 am • 2 0 • view
Pup is probably lonely, locked up alone for too long. 😢 I don't understand why people think it's OK to keep high energy dogs in an apartment or locked in the house all day. Does he ever get to run off leash? At least he's not stuck in a crate. (no, they DON'T "like it")
jul 31, 2025, 1:07 am • 1 0 • view
My friend lives at the edge of a park with their pitbull. The dog whines all day long because he has to watch dozens of strangers come and go that he can't go out and become immediate friends with. He loves every single person he meets. It's his life's goal to befriend the universe.
jul 30, 2025, 2:07 am • 11 0 • view
🥰
jul 30, 2025, 6:12 am • 0 0 • view
They're good judges of character
jul 30, 2025, 8:13 am • 0 0 • view
Quite the watchdog you got there...🧡🧡🧡
jul 30, 2025, 12:13 am • 2 0 • view
Sharing hiz toys - same-same as my Gud Boy Archie. GUD BOYZ.
jul 30, 2025, 6:45 am • 0 0 • view
As soon as I saw him move away, I knew that he was going to be coming back with a toy.
jul 29, 2025, 11:32 pm • 71 0 • view
Same!
jul 30, 2025, 12:28 am • 8 0 • view
I’m dying!!!
jul 30, 2025, 12:01 am • 1 0 • view
So very Golden! 🥰
jul 29, 2025, 11:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Ugh my dog is the same. If a burglar ever broke in she would just want a belly rub.
jul 30, 2025, 5:05 am • 1 0 • view
I just had to take an insulin shot to cope with this video! It's way too sweet!
jul 30, 2025, 12:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Cosmo can be my friend any day!
jul 30, 2025, 2:10 pm • 0 0 • view
Great tactic lulling the intruder in a false sense of security. Next level guard dog. 💪
jul 30, 2025, 6:39 am • 2 0 • view
The best video.
jul 29, 2025, 11:43 pm • 1 0 • view
Goldens. It’s who they are.
jul 30, 2025, 12:21 am • 16 0 • view
Not high enough of a rating, give him infinity/10
jul 30, 2025, 5:26 am • 2 0 • view
😆 Cosmo has never met a stranger.
jul 29, 2025, 11:35 pm • 2 0 • view
Um.... if you want a guard dog, and golden retriever is not even close to the right choice...lol
jul 30, 2025, 12:23 am • 1 0 • view
I have two cats. One will run away if someone new comes over. The other thinks everyone is his best friend.
jul 30, 2025, 1:15 am • 4 0 • view
Cosmo just wants to hang out! Ain't nothing wrong with that.❤️
jul 30, 2025, 12:22 am • 1 0 • view
Well... I'm in love with Cosmo
jul 30, 2025, 8:00 pm • 0 0 • view
Took him longer than I thought it would to show off his toy.
jul 30, 2025, 12:28 am • 1 0 • view
Thanks for keeping us safe, Cosmo! Good job!
jul 30, 2025, 11:27 am • 0 0 • view
Oh yeah, he’s gonna help robbers carry your stuff to their truck. 🤭
jul 30, 2025, 12:22 am • 8 0 • view
Dogs know people. This was clearly a very good person. 13/10
jul 30, 2025, 12:55 am • 4 0 • view
Our manager sent me a text to tell me our dog was “convincing” and there was no way he would have come in if he didn’t know him. He takes his job very seriously it would seem.
jul 30, 2025, 12:13 am • 9 0 • view
Fierce🤭😍🐶🥰
jul 30, 2025, 12:00 am • 1 0 • view
LOL Good dog Cosmo. 💙💙💙
jul 30, 2025, 1:14 am • 2 0 • view
They're besties now.
jul 30, 2025, 12:37 am • 1 0 • view
Such a good boy❤️ My Rottweilers does not welcome people like that - they knock visitors to the floor and lick them 😂
aug 7, 2025, 5:31 am • 1 0 • view
A friend texted me, was I close to her house, could I go by and grab her laundry off the line before an incoming storm please? I did- her rottweiler let me enter through the dog door, grab a basket, pull the laundry, place it inside, have big sloppy greetings, and then lock up again. 🤣
jul 30, 2025, 12:46 am • 30 0 • view
😂You'd have been dead meat if you'd have done that with our doberman. He was great with family and friends—when my parents were around, but neither friend nor foe had better have tried to enter when they weren't at home! We had the blood stains on the wall to prove that intruders were NOT welcome.
jul 30, 2025, 6:10 am • 2 0 • view
You are a great friend, nobody could make me enter through a dog door😂🤣 Most Rottweilers are sweet giants ❤️
aug 7, 2025, 5:34 am • 2 0 • view
cool maintenance guy 😊
jul 30, 2025, 1:19 pm • 0 0 • view
That’s what I say about our puppy. No strangers, just friends she hasn’t met yet. Good to see this after hearing how our judicial system is going to hell with the confirmation of Emil Bove. I have some choice words for him I’m not allowed to say anymore but can say”same to you, buddy. No honor 4U.”
jul 30, 2025, 1:39 am • 2 0 • view
Haha , the best . He should screen his guests though 😂
jul 30, 2025, 4:36 am • 0 0 • view
He’s a lover, not a fighter!
jul 30, 2025, 2:24 am • 1 0 • view
What a Love🩵
jul 30, 2025, 12:10 am • 1 0 • view
But this is Cosmo's secret plan, to distract with belly rubs until the cops arrive!
jul 30, 2025, 10:59 pm • 0 0 • view
No, that’s a true guard dog
jul 29, 2025, 11:36 pm • 4 0 • view
He could lick somebody to death...it could happen!
jul 30, 2025, 12:42 am • 1 0 • view
I live with 3 goldens. They are NOT guard dogs.
jul 30, 2025, 12:57 am • 2 0 • view
I recently fostered a golden who was thrown from a car preggers. She gave birth two days later, so she had to endure the pain for 8 weeks as she nursed. Everyone is now happy and spoiled in new homes, but everywhere she went, a stuffed animal had to be in her mouth. I guess it's a golden thing, lol.
jul 30, 2025, 6:40 pm • 2 0 • view
Omg he brought him a toy.
jul 30, 2025, 1:17 am • 1 0 • view
A dog will protect YOU, not your property. He has no concept of property. As a decorator, I know dogs that will bark like mad when I first come to see a client, will not say a word when I let myself in, while the family is at work.
jul 30, 2025, 6:25 am • 1 0 • view
EXCEPT for Shar-pei. Their responsibility is the protection of the property - that's why, every few hours they get up and tour the length and breadth of the home place, to make sure all is at it should be. If it isn't? They come and find me and tell me what's wrong.
jul 30, 2025, 6:47 am • 1 0 • view
And do they do this when you're not there? It's still you they are protecting. My son has 2 Shar-peis. When he's out, they slob on the sofas.
jul 30, 2025, 7:14 am • 1 0 • view
He does it on a schedule, whether I am there or not. 'Course, my boy's a bonemouth and a rescue. He's protecting the homestead - I'm just one part of it.
jul 30, 2025, 7:23 am • 1 0 • view
Everyone has a calling. Cosmo’s is definitely NOT guard dogging.
jul 29, 2025, 11:47 pm • 2 0 • view
and to bring him his favourite toy! oh my heart Twu Wuv💞
jul 29, 2025, 11:37 pm • 14 0 • view
I love how the maintenance guy squeals with delight.
jul 30, 2025, 12:10 am • 8 0 • view
I’m screaming 🤣🤣🤣 - if he came in my house, I’d be mopping up blood for 2 days.
jul 30, 2025, 1:02 am • 3 0 • view
Boop
jul 30, 2025, 12:39 am • 1 0 • view
I’ve got a Lab. I’m sure she’d direct any intruder to ever valuable I’ve got for bit of food and a belly rub.
jul 29, 2025, 11:36 pm • 53 0 • view
Fortunately, the Lab version of “valuable” is the peanut butter jar, the bacon stash, and the cheese.
jul 30, 2025, 1:48 am • 30 0 • view
Yup. Fortunate for me I don’t keep the safe in the pantry or fridge 🐕🦺
jul 30, 2025, 1:57 am • 14 0 • view
@manraysky.bsky.social every time I see a golden retriever I think, "the Gateway Dog!" which I'm sure I got from you.
jul 29, 2025, 11:58 pm • 3 0 • view
Clearly bringing that skeleton toy was a threat. “Belly rubs or this is how you’ll end up”
jul 30, 2025, 5:36 am • 18 0 • view
But did Cosmo let him leave ? Our Goldie would let people in but wasn’t so happy when they wanted to leave 😂
jul 30, 2025, 10:41 am • 3 0 • view
No he’s a maintenance guy. So he just maintains 24/7 belly rubs 😂
jul 30, 2025, 8:52 pm • 2 0 • view
I have a feeling that this flat is going to see a lot more maintenance in the future 😁
jul 30, 2025, 8:20 am • 2 0 • view
Best kept flat in the block
jul 30, 2025, 8:52 pm • 1 0 • view
I believe this dog’s super power is being so cute and personable he would be able to convince anyone who broke in to play with him so long they would forget why they were there and would just leave, no harm done and having had a really enjoyable day. ❤️🐶
jul 30, 2025, 3:16 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s the “oh darn it where are my manners, let me just grab.. here! Welcome,welcome! Here is my bestest toy! I offer this toy as a greeting from my kind to yours! Here begins the Treaty of Eternal Friendship! Belly rub cements it! Today is the best day!”
jul 30, 2025, 9:27 pm • 2 0 • view
Terrifying doggo
jul 30, 2025, 12:52 pm • 0 0 • view
Cosmo’s a lover not a fighter
jul 30, 2025, 12:34 am • 2 0 • view
We don't deserve dogs. That said, that dog would 100% go with that guy, if asked.
jul 30, 2025, 2:30 pm • 0 0 • view
How can people leave dogs alone at home all day???
aug 1, 2025, 5:43 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤗
jul 30, 2025, 12:54 am • 0 0 • view
What a delightful fella he is!
jul 29, 2025, 11:40 pm • 3 0 • view
Cosmo's blissfully naive worldview and adorably misguided trust in humanity warrants a significantly higher rating, clearly he's a solid 15/10.
jul 30, 2025, 8:02 am • 1 0 • view
What a big fuzzy goof
jul 30, 2025, 1:00 am • 1 0 • view
@rningscissors.bsky.social
jul 29, 2025, 11:36 pm • 2 0 • view
I love cosmo
jul 30, 2025, 4:53 am • 1 0 • view
Concur. Such an excellent doggo
jul 29, 2025, 11:33 pm • 3 0 • view
Yes. Great guard dog you got there 😂
jul 30, 2025, 6:06 am • 0 0 • view
Cosmo: Coming in is fren shape. Playtime and tummy rubs confirm: Is fren!!
aug 7, 2025, 4:54 am • 0 0 • view
On the upside, that little dog could probably lick you to death…
jul 29, 2025, 11:49 pm • 22 0 • view
... or beat you to death, with that waggy tail ...
jul 30, 2025, 12:20 am • 17 0 • view
Hello fren! Let me show you where the valuables are! 😂😂🥰🥰
jul 30, 2025, 4:34 am • 4 0 • view
Cosmo, you rock!
jul 30, 2025, 12:39 am • 1 0 • view