This is Beni. He was born with such an impressive beard that his face is now redirecting all good whiskers to his eyebrows. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: beni_the_dachshund_in_paris)
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Yehey
aug 3, 2025, 3:11 am • 0 0 • view
Beni is surprised to find out there's another Beni out there. Australian Shepherds have dual layer fur coats, this is Beni when he only had a baby chick down layer. #Dogs
aug 2, 2025, 4:11 pm • 2 0 • view
That's one dapper micro Clydesdale
aug 2, 2025, 5:31 pm • 1 0 • view
♥️♥️♥️
aug 2, 2025, 5:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Omg, obsessed 😍😆
aug 4, 2025, 12:05 am • 1 0 • view
Alt text also 13/10.
aug 2, 2025, 2:14 pm • 20 0 • view
Thank you for pointing that out. I’d initially ignored that it was there so went back on your prompt.
aug 2, 2025, 5:17 pm • 2 0 • view
I know a few men who would be very jealous if they were to see Beni's picture! 🧔🤭
aug 2, 2025, 2:40 pm • 3 0 • view
Here's my #SeniorPupSaturday girl, Millie Moo. I tell her she's a Batwolf to give her more confidence.
aug 2, 2025, 3:30 pm • 16 0 • view
I've heard of the Batwolf dog, but I thought they were just science fiction. Now I have proof! Beautiful girl.
aug 2, 2025, 4:06 pm • 5 0 • view
Omgahd! 😱🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
aug 2, 2025, 7:31 pm • 1 0 • view
“Extra grinchy and magnificent” is a superb description
aug 2, 2025, 3:06 pm • 3 0 • view
Omg… that face❤️ he looks like be belongs in a Dr. Zeus book 🤣
aug 2, 2025, 3:43 pm • 3 0 • view
Such a distinguished gentleman 🐶🐾💚
aug 2, 2025, 6:25 pm • 1 0 • view
I would gladly seek advice from that wise old fellow.
aug 2, 2025, 4:08 pm • 2 0 • view
Ååhh.. - En skjønning!❤️🐕
aug 2, 2025, 3:03 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s the Grinch feet for me
aug 2, 2025, 2:31 pm • 7 0 • view
Who wore it better?
aug 2, 2025, 2:33 pm • 12 0 • view
The dog.
aug 2, 2025, 9:28 pm • 0 0 • view
He's a Dr. Seuss character!
aug 3, 2025, 9:17 am • 0 0 • view
The toe floof is also very impressive.
aug 2, 2025, 2:12 pm • 5 0 • view
Beni💙
aug 2, 2025, 2:08 pm • 3 0 • view
🤍🤎💛🐾
aug 2, 2025, 5:35 pm • 1 0 • view
He looks like a distinguished gentleman.
aug 2, 2025, 2:14 pm • 5 0 • view
I'm into senior wiener pics (I'm sorry)
aug 2, 2025, 2:44 pm • 5 0 • view
I love him ❤️
aug 2, 2025, 2:45 pm • 2 0 • view
I love her!
aug 3, 2025, 7:56 am • 1 0 • view
I genuinely love old puppers and Dachshunds specifically. I can't have them atm, so I have a stuffed one.
aug 3, 2025, 7:59 am • 1 0 • view
That a cute beard 😍
aug 2, 2025, 8:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Beni needs a bowler hat 😊
aug 2, 2025, 3:19 pm • 3 0 • view
He looks wise 😂
aug 2, 2025, 4:38 pm • 1 0 • view
What a cutie n distinguished gentleman!
aug 2, 2025, 2:43 pm • 2 0 • view
Shes ready for the dig show!
aug 3, 2025, 11:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Very regal she looks
aug 2, 2025, 3:26 pm • 9 0 • view
Sometimes even the most regal of us can look a fine mess. She's still adorable 🥰
aug 2, 2025, 9:48 pm • 3 0 • view
Wirehairs always look like little old men.😂
aug 2, 2025, 5:02 pm • 1 0 • view
😍
aug 3, 2025, 12:23 am • 0 0 • view
aug 2, 2025, 4:16 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 2, 2025, 9:00 pm • 1 0 • view
Unlike senior men, it’s not growing out of his nose.👍
aug 3, 2025, 5:14 am • 0 0 • view
A Victorian gentleman.
aug 2, 2025, 3:35 pm • 2 0 • view
The females love my whiskers
aug 2, 2025, 8:04 pm • 1 0 • view
💙🐾 Soooooo adorable 🐾💙
aug 2, 2025, 9:46 pm • 1 0 • view
That's a wizard in a Disney movie that accidently turned himself into a dog.
aug 2, 2025, 2:27 pm • 7 0 • view
My dude doesn’t have paws he has flippers
aug 2, 2025, 2:32 pm • 9 0 • view
Oh my goodness. Champion!!
aug 2, 2025, 9:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Dyin’ here- I scrolled just the fabulous face first, expected a big hound to follow! 😆
aug 2, 2025, 2:36 pm • 2 0 • view
How handsome ❤️
aug 2, 2025, 4:33 pm • 1 0 • view
we love Beni
aug 2, 2025, 4:53 pm • 1 0 • view
🎶🎶 Wish I had a pencil thin mustache…🎶🎶
aug 2, 2025, 2:32 pm • 4 0 • view
Oh what a hairy cutie - 💖💖💖💖
aug 2, 2025, 3:22 pm • 4 0 • view
He looks like a character from Labyrinth. Sir Didymus’s father, perhaps…
aug 2, 2025, 2:24 pm • 6 0 • view
I can't believe how far I had to scroll to see someone invoke Sir Didymus.
aug 2, 2025, 6:33 pm • 1 0 • view
Yeah, kinda surprised nobody beat me to it.
aug 2, 2025, 7:29 pm • 1 0 • view
That was my first thought as well. 💙
aug 2, 2025, 2:39 pm • 4 0 • view
Beni looks like he's gonna sit me down and tell me a tale of Billy boy downs in song and verse while keeping time by blowing into a jug. Sea Shanty musical realness!
aug 2, 2025, 4:52 pm • 2 0 • view
Beni is not only a dog. He's the reincarnation of the last German emperor Wilhelm II. So show some respect!
aug 2, 2025, 3:08 pm • 5 0 • view
The tufted feets! Absolute cutie! 💚
aug 3, 2025, 4:17 am • 0 0 • view
Oh my goodness!! 27/10 🧔♀️
aug 2, 2025, 3:10 pm • 2 0 • view
Majestic. Would boop everyday.
aug 2, 2025, 4:02 pm • 1 0 • view
“i speak for the trees!” 💕
aug 2, 2025, 5:44 pm • 1 0 • view
Bon Chien🦴
aug 2, 2025, 6:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Beni is positively handsome 💙
aug 2, 2025, 4:21 pm • 1 0 • view
He needs a plaid coat and hat. You know he'd look good in it.
aug 2, 2025, 3:48 pm • 3 0 • view
Deep sea creature
aug 2, 2025, 11:13 pm • 0 0 • view
What a cutie 🩷
aug 2, 2025, 9:47 pm • 1 0 • view
💙💙💙
aug 3, 2025, 4:14 am • 0 0 • view
Beni is growing Gandalf's beard! #almostthere
aug 2, 2025, 2:31 pm • 5 0 • view
This is clearly an older Scottish gentleman, I thought you only rated dogs 🧐
aug 2, 2025, 2:27 pm • 10 0 • view
I wish I would look only half as dignified as Beni.
aug 2, 2025, 2:28 pm • 4 0 • view
Whole world seeing him: 😍😍 Poles: 😶😐
aug 2, 2025, 2:32 pm • 2 0 • view
Beautiful Ben❤️❤️❤️
aug 2, 2025, 4:39 pm • 1 0 • view
that’s a turn of the century land baron. he owns all the goodest dog parks for the goodest boys. (they’re all the goodest boys) “This is Beni. He was born with such an impressive beard that his face is now redirecting all good whiskers to his eyebrows”
aug 2, 2025, 2:57 pm • 3 0 • view
He makes me think of an old sea captain.
aug 2, 2025, 10:37 pm • 1 0 • view
Paint brushes for eyebrows
aug 3, 2025, 1:30 am • 0 0 • view
Beni is too stinkin' cute!
aug 2, 2025, 4:26 pm • 0 0 • view
If a gnome were a dog.
aug 2, 2025, 3:41 pm • 3 0 • view
Aye laddie
aug 2, 2025, 3:11 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 2, 2025, 2:42 pm • 2 0 • view
Isn’t Beni just the most handsome boy? 🐾❤️
aug 2, 2025, 2:20 pm • 8 0 • view
And what are those, flippers?? Between those and the mustache, are we sure this isn't a baby walrus?
aug 2, 2025, 2:38 pm • 4 0 • view
Look at his feets. So cute ☺️.
aug 2, 2025, 6:08 pm • 1 0 • view
I’m more impressed with the paw hair! I mean, look at those paws!
aug 2, 2025, 4:56 pm • 1 0 • view
not to be dramatic but i would die for beni 🥰
aug 2, 2025, 4:34 pm • 1 0 • view
💜
aug 2, 2025, 9:30 pm • 1 0 • view
🥰🥰🥰🥰
aug 2, 2025, 2:31 pm • 2 0 • view
A wise face has Beni.
aug 2, 2025, 2:17 pm • 4 0 • view
Look at that face. 🤣
aug 2, 2025, 5:56 pm • 0 0 • view
🥰
aug 2, 2025, 4:43 pm • 1 0 • view
So handsome 😍
aug 2, 2025, 2:44 pm • 2 0 • view
She’s a wire haired dachshund and looks magnificent!
aug 3, 2025, 4:36 am • 0 0 • view
I love you Beni with the impressive beard, you are beautiful ♥️♥️♥️
aug 2, 2025, 3:12 pm • 2 0 • view
I wanna kiss that huge ball Of licorice in the middle of his ADORABLE FACE!
aug 2, 2025, 5:06 pm • 1 0 • view
Bad Fur day?
aug 3, 2025, 1:29 am • 0 0 • view
Love the grinchiest grinch feet, too.
aug 2, 2025, 5:34 pm • 1 0 • view
Very distinguished. Would take an English lit class from him. ❤️📚
aug 2, 2025, 6:23 pm • 0 0 • view
I have a friend with a beard and bushy eyebrows. I sent this to him.
aug 2, 2025, 4:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Que cute!
aug 2, 2025, 2:51 pm • 1 0 • view
As a guy who likes a close shave, I'll say just this:
aug 2, 2025, 3:35 pm • 3 0 • view
Surely Beni could negotiate some kind of deal with every middle-aged woman who’s ever wondered “where did my beautiful thick eyebrows go” & then found them under her chin. 😭
aug 2, 2025, 2:09 pm • 5 0 • view
If you say so. 🤣
aug 3, 2025, 1:31 am • 0 0 • view
@earational.bsky.social 😭
aug 2, 2025, 4:19 pm • 2 0 • view
What a debonair, handsome older gentleman. 🥰
aug 2, 2025, 3:52 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 2, 2025, 2:12 pm • 39 0 • view
WHOA!
aug 2, 2025, 7:37 pm • 3 0 • view
You should come to Tahoe for the Concorde sometime. Chris Craft city.
aug 2, 2025, 8:03 pm • 1 0 • view
Omg those grinch toes may be the best I've ever seen
aug 2, 2025, 2:14 pm • 3 0 • view
Awww Beni’s stache is outstanding 👏
aug 2, 2025, 3:24 pm • 2 0 • view
❤️❤️❤️
aug 2, 2025, 3:14 pm • 2 0 • view
About to blow the froth off a banked Bass.
aug 2, 2025, 2:36 pm • 1 0 • view
He is damn sophisticated and debonair with those whiskers. He should be Sir Beni!
aug 2, 2025, 5:51 pm • 1 0 • view
Why am I hearing bagpipes?
aug 2, 2025, 2:29 pm • 17 0 • view
what a sweet face!
aug 2, 2025, 2:29 pm • 2 0 • view
🥰🥰🥰
aug 2, 2025, 3:05 pm • 1 0 • view
Boop
aug 3, 2025, 12:21 am • 0 0 • view
A lovely beret, or tam o shanter would be epic.
aug 2, 2025, 2:22 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 2, 2025, 2:17 pm • 10 0 • view
I'm sad that I'll never have a Pai Mei beard
aug 2, 2025, 2:27 pm • 3 0 • view
❤️
aug 2, 2025, 6:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Such a distinguished gentleman.🥰
aug 2, 2025, 2:46 pm • 2 0 • view
Awwww. What an adorable old gent! Those PAWS! 🥰❤️🐾
aug 2, 2025, 4:53 pm • 1 0 • view
Merlin’s beard, what a handsome boy!
aug 2, 2025, 5:49 pm • 1 0 • view
What a very handsome boy. 🩵🐶
aug 2, 2025, 3:22 pm • 3 0 • view
It’s the feet that kill me
aug 3, 2025, 9:41 pm • 0 0 • view
What about the little curly foot?
aug 2, 2025, 2:07 pm • 4 0 • view
And his front paws 😂
aug 2, 2025, 8:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Beni's majestically whiskered face clearly warrants a rating of 15/10, as anything less would be an understatement of his dignified and bewhiskered canine greatness.
aug 2, 2025, 4:03 pm • 0 0 • view
does he have a brother called tash
aug 2, 2025, 5:10 pm • 1 0 • view
A side quest-giver if ever I saw one!
aug 2, 2025, 6:10 pm • 1 0 • view
I LOVE HIM!
aug 2, 2025, 9:55 pm • 0 0 • view
O maybe that's what happened to me 🥸
aug 2, 2025, 2:08 pm • 3 0 • view
Epic 💜
aug 2, 2025, 5:00 pm • 1 0 • view
He looks like a Dr Seuss character. ❤️
aug 2, 2025, 5:31 pm • 0 0 • view