We only rate dogs. This is the goth cousin of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. Please understand it's not just a phase, and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (credit u/vincidelaunc)
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OMG. It took me a minute to realize that was its mouth.
aug 6, 2025, 8:46 pm • 50 1 • view
...I had to read this to realize it. Wow that was uncanny
aug 6, 2025, 9:00 pm • 12 1 • view
Haha me too! At first I thought it was some sort of toy, but then I realized it was actually a mouth and my reaction was slower than the internet.
aug 7, 2025, 3:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Not the mouth it's the snout the black in the middle of the white part is the nose
aug 6, 2025, 9:03 pm • 5 0 • view
Thank you!!!!!
aug 6, 2025, 9:37 pm • 0 0 • view
if I boop da noze does all the air escape? 🤭🖤🐾🖤
aug 6, 2025, 8:50 pm • 2 0 • view
💜🤣💜🤣💜🤣
aug 6, 2025, 10:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Good Lordy that took me an age.
aug 7, 2025, 2:31 am • 0 0 • view
Oh my gosh - this is Picasso
aug 6, 2025, 8:51 pm • 1 0 • view
that is possibly the best thing i have seen in my life.
aug 8, 2025, 9:35 pm • 0 0 • view
#AI
aug 7, 2025, 4:15 pm • 0 1 • view
I legit thought this was a one eyed puffball 🥺
aug 7, 2025, 1:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Forbidden snoot boop
aug 6, 2025, 9:01 pm • 0 0 • view
It took me a sec but I got there 😆
aug 6, 2025, 8:48 pm • 4 0 • view
I thought this was photoshop lol
aug 6, 2025, 9:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Scared the 💩 out of me when I first saw it. 🤣 Then read what you wrote.
aug 7, 2025, 3:25 am • 0 0 • view
That looks like a lint ball but it's a mimic.
aug 6, 2025, 8:49 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 13, 2025, 6:24 am • 0 0 • view
The creepiest cute thing ever. Took me a bit to figure out what it was though.
aug 6, 2025, 9:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Simply awesome!
aug 6, 2025, 9:08 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s a giant tribble!😂
aug 7, 2025, 1:47 am • 0 0 • view
It took me so long to understand that was the dog's mouth
aug 6, 2025, 9:02 pm • 3 0 • view
incredible shape
aug 7, 2025, 5:05 am • 2 0 • view
He got a full blowout
aug 6, 2025, 8:45 pm • 3 0 • view
Omg the Alt text 🤣
aug 6, 2025, 9:03 pm • 1 0 • view
Well there’s some high grade nightmare fuel.
aug 6, 2025, 9:52 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 6, 2025, 10:20 pm • 0 0 • view
**giggle** 🤭
aug 6, 2025, 10:01 pm • 0 0 • view
I love that the image description uses soot sprites as a universal frame of reference
aug 6, 2025, 11:48 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm really glad for the alt text because I was SURE that was an eyeball.
aug 6, 2025, 8:50 pm • 33 1 • view
SUCH A GOOD BO- *ahem* misunderstood boy! 13/10
aug 6, 2025, 10:00 pm • 1 0 • view
Waaaait a second...🤔 A dog orb... A + dog + orb... Adorb. COINCIDENCE? 🤩🐾♥️
aug 6, 2025, 8:57 pm • 13 0 • view
@greekanese.bsky.social all i hear in my head is the little blob something noises lol this puppy is so cute
aug 7, 2025, 1:06 pm • 2 0 • view
Yesssss omg that's perfect!! I love this lil guy x'33
aug 7, 2025, 4:23 pm • 1 0 • view
OMG. That dude has a serious blow-out, with a static electricity issue. But he's frelling adorable, and the alt text is EPIC. ;)
aug 6, 2025, 9:01 pm • 0 0 • view
"And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you"
aug 6, 2025, 9:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Congrats on your new blue check 🎉
aug 6, 2025, 9:55 pm • 0 0 • view
The void has never looked so cute!
aug 6, 2025, 8:46 pm • 29 1 • view
Star Trek Episode: The Trouble With Tribbels
aug 6, 2025, 8:58 pm • 7 1 • view
I swear it looked like a human eye... it did... I had to read through the comments to start seeing his cute little nose and white fur 😱😅😆 got me 🤣🤣🤣
aug 7, 2025, 10:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Deadass thought bro was a cyclops or somebody photoshopped that spooky eye image that floats around the internet sometimes onto this poor dog💔
aug 7, 2025, 5:11 am • 0 0 • view
Biblically accurate Pekingese!
aug 7, 2025, 5:41 am • 1 0 • view
How I wish there was video of this baby walking around!
aug 6, 2025, 8:50 pm • 2 0 • view
No, it’s a large soot sprite.
aug 6, 2025, 8:50 pm • 3 0 • view
Adorable 💙
aug 6, 2025, 9:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Not going to lie, thought it was an eyeball.
aug 6, 2025, 9:07 pm • 0 0 • view
youtu.be/Nn_dAiM61Yk?...
aug 6, 2025, 9:07 pm • 0 0 • view
that first picture fucked my mind right up!🤣 i was like cyclopes dog! 😂 bruh's "fro" is on point tho! so even! man i need his barber's number! hook a playa up pimpin!🤣😂
aug 6, 2025, 9:30 pm • 2 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 6, 2025, 9:17 pm • 0 0 • view
The alt text on these is great!
aug 6, 2025, 8:55 pm • 5 0 • view
It gazes back...
aug 6, 2025, 10:44 pm • 0 0 • view
No way! My brain couldn't register this little creature for few seconds
aug 6, 2025, 10:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Took me a sec 😭
aug 6, 2025, 9:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Took me a minute to realize that it’s nose and mouth. I thought it had one big human eye.
aug 6, 2025, 9:23 pm • 5 0 • view
Isn't this the final boss of Kirby's Dreamland 3?
aug 6, 2025, 8:46 pm • 6 0 • view
That took me way too long.
aug 6, 2025, 9:10 pm • 2 0 • view
I can't look at the first photo without seeing a single eye now 😱
aug 6, 2025, 9:37 pm • 4 1 • view
Always read the alt text from WeRateDogs
aug 6, 2025, 8:57 pm • 17 0 • view
At first I thought it was a fuzzy eyeball plush toy. That is too much cuteness.
aug 6, 2025, 8:49 pm • 7 1 • view
Omg it took me a minute lol
aug 6, 2025, 9:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Lol, now I have to watch Monsters Inc.
aug 6, 2025, 8:52 pm • 2 0 • view
📌
aug 6, 2025, 9:15 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 7, 2025, 2:09 am • 0 0 • view
ORB!!
aug 6, 2025, 9:10 pm • 3 0 • view
needed a triple take!!! 😂
aug 6, 2025, 9:26 pm • 1 0 • view
I love this.... Creature.
aug 7, 2025, 12:27 am • 0 0 • view
One eye?
aug 6, 2025, 8:58 pm • 1 0 • view
I seriously thought his nose was one big eye.
aug 6, 2025, 8:54 pm • 12 0 • view
That nose is asking to be booped! 🐶
aug 6, 2025, 9:02 pm • 0 0 • view
“goth cousin of Mike Wazowski” 🤣
aug 6, 2025, 8:48 pm • 10 0 • view
O thank christ the 2nd pic revealed that was a snout — not an eye 😱
aug 6, 2025, 8:53 pm • 5 0 • view
The alt text here is outstanding
aug 6, 2025, 8:45 pm • 168 3 • view
@juicybeast.com logo looking creature
aug 9, 2025, 2:23 pm • 0 0 • view
It took me a full 30 seconds to figure out what was happening here.
aug 6, 2025, 9:07 pm • 4 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 6, 2025, 9:45 pm • 0 0 • view
BLACK FLOOF BALL POM :D
aug 6, 2025, 8:54 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 7, 2025, 1:56 am • 3 0 • view
Dog Wazowski
aug 6, 2025, 11:00 pm • 1 0 • view
Are you sure there's a dog in there?
aug 6, 2025, 9:51 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 6, 2025, 10:20 pm • 38 2 • view
Oh it’s perfect
aug 8, 2025, 12:17 am • 1 0 • view
This was my thought too
aug 6, 2025, 10:01 pm • 1 0 • view
@louijaboard.bsky.social achei a sua cara
aug 7, 2025, 2:12 pm • 0 0 • view
ele eh da raça que sabe o preço do medo abundante de todas as coisas
aug 7, 2025, 4:35 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 6, 2025, 9:40 pm • 1 0 • view
it's watching us 😂
aug 6, 2025, 9:15 pm • 7 0 • view
Perfection
aug 6, 2025, 10:58 pm • 0 0 • view
It took me way too long to realise that's the nose, not the eye. Shoulda started with the alt text.
aug 7, 2025, 6:34 am • 5 0 • view
Masterful alt text
aug 6, 2025, 10:00 pm • 4 0 • view
Outstanding post even for you guys ❤️ and the alt text 👌
aug 6, 2025, 9:39 pm • 1 0 • view
OMG I thought it was an eyeball 😂
aug 6, 2025, 9:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Susuwatari!!!
aug 6, 2025, 8:45 pm • 80 2 • view
I thought the same thing when I saw it
aug 6, 2025, 9:00 pm • 2 0 • view
Same. Soot sprite!
aug 6, 2025, 9:31 pm • 4 0 • view
Thought that was an AI-Gen hairy eyeball.
aug 6, 2025, 9:08 pm • 2 0 • view
Thank you for the excellent alt text explanation cause I was veryyyyyyyy confused about what I was seeing 🤔😂
aug 7, 2025, 7:07 pm • 1 0 • view
I think this pup deserves to blow the rating scale wide open with a well-deserved 15/10, because let's be real, that face is serving up some next-level spooky-cute realness.
aug 6, 2025, 9:06 pm • 0 0 • view
That's the blackest black ever, fam. That's blacker than my cousin Femi.
aug 6, 2025, 9:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Hilarious!!
aug 6, 2025, 10:09 pm • 0 0 • view
This truly did not compute at first. I thought the snout was the eye and that this was some kind of stuffed animal.
aug 8, 2025, 3:18 pm • 1 0 • view
Dogrates, you had me looking at that first picture for 5 minutes trying to make sense of it! 😂
aug 7, 2025, 1:26 am • 6 0 • view
When I say "I'm up wondering my orb" this is the orb I'm referring to
aug 7, 2025, 12:42 am • 1 0 • view