Sir, don't hold your wiener so tight.
Sir, don't hold your wiener so tight.
Jack is just doing a Doxie Haka!
So great❤️❤️
Call of the wild
🤣😂
Unhand me, sir! My giant orange stuffy awaits!!!!
This is EXACTLY what I was gonna post!!!
fast!
That one that got halfway across the yard and realized he is a leader, not a follower.
Love wiener dogs❤️🐾❤️
Let’s hear it for the Unhinged… you go, Jack! 🤣👏👏🤣
He knew the race was his!
What spirit! Such competior! So adorable 💙🌸🌟🪁🐶
Wow! Fast little doggo
Sir, you have a true Golden Seal 🦭
😂❤️
This is hilarious!!🤣 He wanted his mommy.
The woman at the finish has the same voice. 😳
It was a warning to his enemies!
Jack's a hawk wearing a dog suit, 0/10 dog rating (14/10 raptor rating)
Jack says LET'S GOOOOOO
Glad to see you are actively abusinsg animals out in the open again. DONT YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?
Awww….nobody took your bait….
Usually animal abuse does not include letting a dog run 3 yards towards a carrot plushie.
His strategy is effective. Go Jack. 🏆
Good strategy - scare everyone else with a scream
The beast craves the carrot
Adorable pup but I am not sure I can support these intimidation tactics in a good clean race. ;)
He plays the mental game 😂
I’m consumed by darkness, lost and alone. Every day is an eternity of suffocating pain. My tears echo into the void, unheard and unseen. I long to be someone’s refuge, to share my burden with a listening heart, but feel utterly forgotten and invisible 😭💔. Please donate and save⬇️ gofund.me/5b76fd65
😂😂❤️❤️❤️
Cute dogs
Is he part Basenji?! You go, Jack!
That's not a small dog it's a velociraptor in a suit.
Can we introduce Jack to Nora the duck wrangler?
Jack’s game face is terrifying and effective!
That was not a scream. That’s Jack’s battle cry!
Viking war cry, all the other dogs knew they dare not try to win!
Jack's a berserker!
Doxies are 50-pound dogs in a 5 pound body, so that checks out. They’re also about 10 pounds of crazy in a 1 pound bag. (Normally it’s the good kind of crazy. But once mom’s doxie tried to pick a fight with a very incredulous black bear. She hid behind me before the bear shuffled off.)
I stayed up late one night on Twitter (a couple of years ago) because “dachshunds are assholes” was trending. Stories GALORE! I had no idea😂
For the record, she gave this look after the bear shuffled off, like “yeah. I could have taken him.” In her defense she was a bit more than a couple months old.
I had a corgi like that.
Yeah. I’d believe that. All the bluster of king Louie’s musketeers.
More a Porthos than Aramis or Athos. rochefort is definitely a cat.
So freaken cute let me have one just like him!!!!
Eye of the Tiger? Nope, he has the Eye of The Dachshund!
His engine may not sound good but it sure runs good.
Boston Terriers sound like that too! It's terrifying in person lol
It's wild to hear some of the noises small dogs can make! If I had not seen this pup I would have thought that was a husky singing the song of his people!
my daughter's friend brought her Boston Terrier over she had just got, and omg it was SCREAMING like a person. My husband came outside to see what was happening and I know all the neighbors could hear it. I was a dog groomer for a few years and NEVER heard any dog do that! They're wild! 🤣
My poodles are big standards with big barks but never ever like that omg
Those dogs are the best to groom, so sweet and good.
My friend has a darling one I’ll have to ask her about the yell
I meant your poodles are sweet, the best behaved dogs to clip.
I blame my lack of glasses for why I lost the plot! I’m very lucky. I have a senior who is an angel for grooming and her great grandson who is sweet but silly (and my profile picture). They’re a wonderful breed.
Just Google Boston Terriers screaming and there are videos on You Tube
He’s just doing a pre race Haka! It appears it was effective!
A natural talent
so cute😍
Ich denke, das ist ein witziger Vergleich! Ein Hund, der plötzlich denkt, er ist der Boss, weil er vorangeht. Aber ist es nicht auch so, wenn wir uns selbst als Führer sehen, nur weil wir die Initiative ergreifen?
Thought he was boss before it even started- lol
Battle cry^
Wow, that did not disappoint and Jack wasn't messing around. That was a war cry!
Jack just practicing some pre-race mind fucking with the other dogs.
Way to go Jack! Congratulations. Love you buddy. ❤️
He was clearly being held back.
He gets the goal!
That was his pre-race haka!
Cmon! Cheater! He tossed that dog like 3 feet onto the track!
He was summoning his warrior spirit.
How long after they adopted him did they find out that he screams like a Sicilian widow?
He won a human invention.
Seems a bit harsh, I would give him 15/10
The giant carrot! 🤣
He 2asjust sayin' "I got this!"
He really wanted his carrot.😆
He is a born competitor.
Lightning Jack Flash
He clearly wanted it the most
Had a hard time hearing, but I could swear I heard someone say "Dog Rates"
I love Jack
He wanted his carrot 🥕🥕🥕
Jack is stoked! 🥰🥰🥰
Pretty sure this is a baby dragon.
Like a squealing fucking pig
Jack is obviously an Alaskan Husky in disguise
Hook him up to the sled!! 😂
Cc: @runmuppyrun.bsky.social
“Fight, you may die! Run, and you'll live, at least a while. Dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for 1 chance, just 1 chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!”
That dog was summoning his chi!!
Apparently a French bulldog is trapped inside that dachshund.
I think he sounds at least part husky. Maybe he's a Frenchie-husky-cocker spaniel mix!
🤣
I think he knew he was about to be thrown halfway up the course 😬
Give Jack props, he talked a bunch of shit but then he backed it up on the field. Respect.
That was the cry of a reincarnated Viking warrior! Go Jack!
Proving once again that the carrot is the best motivation.
𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚛 𝚌𝚛𝚢😂
😂
just for fun huh...just a game huh...all in fun huh...lol!! #godoggo
Good grief, that dog is insane!🤪
This dog is the voice I now hear when I read of Ahab of the Naeromathi … with the echo of its howl, raw and unspooled, like unspace bleeding through speakers. Once you’ve heard it, you can’t unhear it. See the book : www.adriantchaikovsky.com/the-final-ar... And follow : @aptshadow.bsky.social
😳
This is literally the highlight of my day! I feel Jack!
He was amp'd up for sure. Thanks.
A sled dog in a former life
It's impressive the way he sat at the finish line and looked at his human, waiting to be released. That is one well-trained dog – as well as being really fast and super cute!
😂
📌
Let me see your War Face!
Beast mode activated!!! 🤣🩷🙌🏻
Whozaguddog!
☹️🥺😢 totally not normal. Not cute. Poor dog was so hyped, I’m surprised he didn’t have a heart attack or aneurysm. Shame
I thought we only rated mortal dogs. This is obviously a Cwn Annwn If I heard that dog in real life, across a field and headed towards me, my spirit would flee.
Jack was trash talking 😂
Right up there with the best
That’s some eye of the tiger stuff that is!! 😂🤣😂
Jack has a loose timing belt.
😂
I've never seen a Dire Golden Retriever puppy before.
The expression was amazing ,when he looked over his shoulder… said let go of the champ🏆🤣
It's half psychological you gotta psych out your competition with your war cry
Love me some Jack!🥰❤️
He's just talking smack. I think that translates to, "I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee."
Jack was off like a dirty shirt! Congratulations big boy 🏆
Haha… Jack was pumping himself up!
Jack is excited!!!!
That's not a scream... that's a WAR CRY!
Jack is much more reliable than the president, another dog.
Bread vs Sausage... BREAD WINS!
My dog just ran out of the back door to see what all of the commotion was lol
Jack said
Look, you can't hold back a thoroughbred. They were born to run!
Great comment (from "another" site): "I know a HAKA when I hear one"
That’s an Imperial Tie Fighter. Always wondered where that sound effect came from…
Puppy Haka?
that sounds like a full blown dog haka
It’s his war cry.
The squeaky wheel always wins the race!
"The monsters have kidnapped my carrot!!!"
Um, that’s a bird, lol
And / or Howard Dean
Omg now it’s my turn to choke on my water 😂
Now that’s comedy! LOL
Dogs are THE BEST!
That made my cat hide behind the couch! 😂
He was letting those other dogs know the big ass carrot over there is HIS.
He's squealing carrrrrroooooottttt akshually
Unhinged?? It was the warriors battle cry, for the petite set!!!!
😂💜
💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞
He was just psyching himself up - that giant carrot stuffie was on the line!
Damn, that dog wants his carrot.😳
Psyching out the competition, and bystanders.
Honorary husky.
You misspelled "WAR CRY!"
Yep. He was sounding his barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.
Oh, well played
This is a dachshund in a golden retriever outfit. Of course it sounds like that.
I think you're right.
The funny thing is that my mom rescued a dog almost exactly like him, and his name was Jack. He was a loud mouth too. Sadly, he passed under tragic circumstances. I miss him a lot.
He looks like the best boy.
My family has been blessed with many best boys and girls.
I'm glad you were. They add so much to our lives.
Jack won that race before he got out of bed that morning!
This is a much improved telling of the carrot or the stick parable.
In it to win it!
Māori Jack.
Dogs love both sticks and carrot...
Omg. So cute❤️
Illegal launch start!
Referees hate this one trick.
It’s his battle cry
Let loose the dog of war? 😳😄#BattleCry
Sir, I don’t want to tell you how to write your headers, but that was no scream. No, that was the battle cry of a hardened warrior pup declaring to himself, those gathered, and dare I say the gods themselves of his impending victory. He summoned his wolf ancestors in his quest for the carrot. 🥕
Revving his engine.
Scream-powered ween
Damn he's like the canine version of Seabiscuit 🤣
Take it easy Jack!
Haka Dog
🤣🤣
He wanted his carrot fluffy and Noone was getting in his way. 😆
😄
🤣😂🤣
"I want my emotional support carrot, AND I WANT IT NOW!!!" 🥕
"LET ME GO! SHE'S GOT MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CARROT!!!" 🥕
borkological warfare
LOL, can you imagine hearing that in an alley in the middle of night...
That is hilarious!
My dog came running in from the bedroom to fight off the sea lion that she was sure was in the house 😂😂😂 Jack's call is further proof that seals and sea lions are the dogs of the sea. 🦭
The war cry of a dog much to large for its own body!
I’ve never heard a dog make that noise. Long haired dachshund is one of my favourite breeds.
They are the best.
They were revving up their engine. How else are you gonna make it claer its a race?
The little fella that gave up half way, my soul mate❤️
This HAS to win the week!!! baaaaahhhhrrrrr 🥕
That was a war cry for victory.
In it to win it
I believe this is dog for “let’s F’ing go!” Jack is a very good boy.
A true warrior.
That is blood curdling!
FUCKING RIGGED>>> 7 AT BEST!!!
🤣🥰
I need to see more posts like this. Thank you!
That is hysterical
😂😂omg, part frenchie or husky?
Pretty sure that’s just a furry miniature velociraptor screeching
Must've been the other dogs first time seeing a dog go super saiyan, well done Jack
😂🐾🐾
I need this motivation
Dad to Jack: ‘Jack, mom has your favorite toy, and she’s gonna give it away to the Goodwill…’ Jack: ‘Mom, gimme that toy! It’s MYYYYYYYYY TOY!’
😂
That's a gahdamn war cry if I ain't ever heard one before! YUUHHHHH!!!!
THE CARROT!! I WANT THE CARROT!!!
That’s a ferocious battle roar if there ever was one!
Hell yeah Jack, Hell yeah. Good boy!!
Is the little black dog that stopped halfway ok?
He's doing his best, bless his heart.
He just said the hell with it.
Jack did not come to play.
❤️
The one in the middle stopped and enjoyed the cheering 😂
🤣
It's amazing! Rushing very fast!