This is Spud. She was offered a stick of celery today and took personal offense to that. 12/10 (IG: spud.the.cryptid)
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Your alt text is perfection! Thank you for making my smile even wider.
sep 1, 2025, 1:14 pm • 2 1 • view
Clearly not a tree cat!
sep 1, 2025, 1:15 pm • 0 0 • view
The peanut butter is missing from the celery. Spud's reaction is justified.
sep 1, 2025, 1:22 pm • 10 0 • view
I’m making that third one my profile picture soon and nobody can stop me
sep 1, 2025, 2:09 pm • 5 0 • view
I mean I can’t really fault her for that. Celery IS offensive.
sep 1, 2025, 1:02 pm • 20 0 • view
i relate to her on a spiritual level
sep 1, 2025, 3:36 pm • 0 0 • view
This was Tanner’s reaction to being offered a green bean for the first time
sep 1, 2025, 1:18 pm • 14 0 • view
Hi, Tanner. I hope you have a good day
sep 1, 2025, 1:26 pm • 2 0 • view
He’s an old man now, but still fairly active (and still hates green beans…)
sep 1, 2025, 1:42 pm • 16 0 • view
So basically me
sep 1, 2025, 4:37 pm • 4 0 • view
“Two words, Ladies: ‘Peanut Butter’.-Hugo🐾🦴
sep 1, 2025, 8:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Clearly he sees celery true nature. He is an alien trying to sneak in his bowl.
sep 1, 2025, 2:09 pm • 1 0 • view
I totally agree with her
sep 1, 2025, 2:01 pm • 0 0 • view
the hero we need
sep 1, 2025, 1:03 pm • 0 0 • view
We are Spud.
sep 1, 2025, 12:59 pm • 30 0 • view
Me too, Spud. Me too 😤😂
sep 1, 2025, 1:11 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m with you spud! Can’t handle celery even with peanut butter.
sep 1, 2025, 4:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Great teeth though. Look at that grin! 😀👍🏼
sep 1, 2025, 4:00 pm • 4 0 • view
I feel the same way, Spud. Celery is only a vehicle for getting peanut butter into my body. 🤷🏻♀️
sep 1, 2025, 3:06 pm • 4 0 • view
Spud is the best follow on insta. Hilarious.
sep 1, 2025, 3:41 pm • 2 0 • view
I don't blame her, it gets caught in the teefs!!
sep 1, 2025, 1:16 pm • 0 0 • view
😂😂😂
sep 1, 2025, 1:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Celery: canines' - and waste disposal units' - natural enemy.
sep 1, 2025, 1:03 pm • 1 0 • view
Spud just wants the PB!
sep 1, 2025, 4:51 pm • 0 0 • view
That's so funny. Perhaps some peanut butter with the celery to calm the terrifying beast. Or ranch dressing with bacon?
sep 1, 2025, 6:43 pm • 0 0 • view
She looks a lot like the dogs you see on Bluey.
sep 1, 2025, 4:07 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m with Spud.
sep 1, 2025, 1:34 pm • 0 0 • view
The celery has no chance. It had it coming to be honest.
sep 1, 2025, 1:09 pm • 10 0 • view
Good girl. She’s right
sep 1, 2025, 1:05 pm • 1 0 • view
Note to self: never become a stick of celery
sep 1, 2025, 1:25 pm • 0 0 • view
🤗that is the cutest tinydog!!! Come to me and bite my nose Spud! 🥔🤌
sep 1, 2025, 8:24 pm • 0 0 • view
This is the correct response.
sep 1, 2025, 2:47 pm • 0 0 • view
As she should
sep 1, 2025, 1:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Spud is amazing! Her energy is like no other! She’s also a famous spud, adored by manny, including us.
sep 1, 2025, 1:19 pm • 2 0 • view
True
sep 1, 2025, 4:33 pm • 1 0 • view
Understandable, Spud. 🥰
sep 1, 2025, 12:59 pm • 5 0 • view
OMDog! 😍💚😍
sep 1, 2025, 1:45 pm • 2 0 • view
That's exactly how I feel about celery
sep 1, 2025, 6:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Everyone knows Spud prefers blueberries
sep 1, 2025, 5:42 pm • 0 0 • view
@janesinsane.bsky.social Spud is me 😂
sep 1, 2025, 3:25 pm • 1 0 • view
😂
sep 1, 2025, 5:43 pm • 1 0 • view
So funny and adorable!!
sep 1, 2025, 3:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Rude
sep 1, 2025, 1:07 pm • 0 0 • view
wouldn't you
sep 1, 2025, 6:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Now, anybody can understand that reaction to celery!
sep 1, 2025, 1:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Could have at lease offered her a Bloody Mary.
sep 1, 2025, 1:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Spud has exquisite and discerning taste. Celery is vile. Thank you for your attention to this matter
sep 1, 2025, 2:48 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm with Spud
sep 1, 2025, 2:52 pm • 0 0 • view
That is the only thing my JJ has ever spit out
sep 1, 2025, 1:17 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
sep 1, 2025, 1:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Solid 100 points to the person who wrote the captions/alt Text.
sep 1, 2025, 1:52 pm • 6 0 • view
i too feel unbearable rage when confronted with celery
sep 1, 2025, 8:24 pm • 0 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 3:43 pm • 3 1 • view
My little man Buster took a proffered green bean from a woman, spat it out with an audible 'PTUH!' and glared at her with all the fury a 6 lb poodle could muster.
sep 1, 2025, 2:17 pm • 6 0 • view
💖
sep 1, 2025, 2:11 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m with you on that one, Spud. Celery is disgusting.
sep 1, 2025, 5:40 pm • 0 0 • view
You ain't going to blame her .. she felt insulted
sep 1, 2025, 4:32 pm • 0 0 • view
The alt text is amazing 😂
sep 1, 2025, 4:26 pm • 1 0 • view
Spud's utterly disgusted reaction to the celery offering is so perfectly, hilariously over-the-top that she deserves a rating of at least 15/10 for her dramatic flair alone.
sep 1, 2025, 1:02 pm • 30 0 • view
Same
sep 1, 2025, 3:01 pm • 0 0 • view
I also take offense when offered celery.
sep 1, 2025, 1:26 pm • 1 0 • view
Should have filled it with peanut butter.
sep 1, 2025, 4:13 pm • 0 0 • view