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Philip Bump @pbump.com

no woke sign is gonna tell *me* what water’s potable

aug 25, 2025, 11:42 am • 706 60

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The Metaphysicalist @metaphysicalist.bsky.social

Gravity is woke, pass it around.

aug 25, 2025, 12:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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bigchunkybubbles.bsky.social @bigchunkybubbles.bsky.social

Don’t they mean portable anyway?

aug 25, 2025, 7:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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archlichen.bsky.social @archlichen.bsky.social

Try raw milk. Even works as contraception.

aug 25, 2025, 11:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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James M. Kaihatu @jkaihatu.bsky.social

I TRUST MY IMMUNE SYSYEM

aug 25, 2025, 11:43 am • 5 1 • view
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michaelam.bsky.social @michaelam.bsky.social

And the Good Lord

aug 25, 2025, 1:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social

image
aug 25, 2025, 12:18 pm • 10 1 • view
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Sandy-O @sandy-o.bsky.social

Drink up!

White ceramic mug with a black and yellow logo from the persticide company Raid.
aug 25, 2025, 11:53 am • 9 0 • view
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Michael LeRoux @rouleau36.bsky.social

It flows perfectly well into a pot, I don't know what they're talking about.

aug 25, 2025, 11:44 am • 4 0 • view
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zneeley25.bsky.social @zneeley25.bsky.social

kismet that those are usually close to the toilet you’ll need soon after

aug 25, 2025, 11:55 am • 3 0 • view
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kaybrizzie.bsky.social @kaybrizzie.bsky.social

😂👍

aug 25, 2025, 12:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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🤘Miami Nice @crabbypatty.bsky.social

🤣

aug 26, 2025, 4:14 am • 0 0 • view
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sapiens365.bsky.social @sapiens365.bsky.social

OK poison yourself & your kids a la RFK Jnr. See if I care...

aug 26, 2025, 12:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mark Kammerbauer @markkammerbauer.bsky.social

Hairspray Jesus: "Let them drink soda, bela" His Followers: "Jawoll, mein Trump!"

aug 25, 2025, 11:48 am • 0 0 • view
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Tatiana 🧿 @treatmaven.bsky.social

But RFK Jr said it’s perfectly safe

aug 25, 2025, 1:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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Cody K. @codykinski.bsky.social

In all my years on this planet I've never known anybody to "pote" water anyway. It's a whole lot of hype.

aug 25, 2025, 11:45 am • 3 0 • view
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laniet.bsky.social @laniet.bsky.social

😁

aug 25, 2025, 3:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Wendell Albright @wendella.bsky.social

I also don't believe the signs telling me the fence is electric

aug 25, 2025, 12:32 pm • 2 0 • view
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SolveForGenX @solveforgenx.bsky.social

This post brought to you by the Oregon Trail

aug 25, 2025, 1:35 pm • 17 1 • view
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Jonathan @dierksen.net

Raw water for the MAHA crowd!

aug 25, 2025, 11:44 am • 11 0 • view
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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social

Ain't no big city lefty commie gonna tell me I can't put water in a pot! I got lots of pots and a stove and everything.

aug 25, 2025, 12:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Frances Marshall 🌱 Ⓥ 🌬️⚛️ @francesssss.bsky.social

😂

aug 25, 2025, 3:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Eric. No, not that one. Or that one. @ericb013.bsky.social

"Giardia" can't be real because my phone keeps autocorrecting it to "guardians".

aug 25, 2025, 3:07 pm • 5 1 • view
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Dong Overton @donger0.bsky.social

Can’t wait for some Influencer health guru starts saying sea water is actually good and provides health benefits of humans drink it

aug 25, 2025, 12:46 pm • 5 0 • view
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archlichen.bsky.social @archlichen.bsky.social

Come on, you're quite late. www.thetakeout.com/salt-water-d...

aug 25, 2025, 11:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dong Overton @donger0.bsky.social

😂😂😂 unbelievable

aug 26, 2025, 2:40 am • 1 0 • view
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lisa234567.bsky.social @lisa234567.bsky.social

Oh gawd u know that's coming

aug 25, 2025, 4:37 pm • 4 0 • view
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Karen-Waren Bobearen @mssbx.bsky.social

My dog drinks ocean water, then within minutes starts spurting diarrhea. Go for it, intestinal cleanse health gurus!

aug 26, 2025, 4:53 am • 1 0 • view
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Michael Little @tomcatjock.bsky.social

Or tell *me* not to drink raw milk!

aug 25, 2025, 7:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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American Werewolf in Pakistan @pantyfetishsupreme.bsky.social

Liberals won’t tell you this one trick, mix nonpotable water with unpasteurized milk for a maga milkshake, follow me for more recipes

aug 25, 2025, 3:38 pm • 6 2 • view
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imcured.bsky.social @imcured.bsky.social

If you cant even trust it to spell you cant trust it to tell you which water you can take with you

aug 25, 2025, 12:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Millie, or Mills if we’re friends @millie29.bsky.social

Or milk, apparently

aug 25, 2025, 8:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Unfunky In 5/4 @inunfunky5.bsky.social

I KNEW YOU'D COME TO YORE SENSIZ BUMP Prayze the Lawd (Trump) and pass tha hors payste

aug 25, 2025, 4:48 pm • 0 0 • view