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jtheriot.bsky.social @jtheriot.bsky.social

Blood transfer. It worked for Keith Richards

aug 30, 2025, 2:14 am • 87 2

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callmenurseb.bsky.social @callmenurseb.bsky.social

A blood transfusion doesn’t take that long. Unless there were complications from it that they’re trying to cover up and deal with.

aug 30, 2025, 3:13 am • 2 0 • view
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jtheriot.bsky.social @jtheriot.bsky.social

Transfer. Supposedly, keith Richardson had all of his blood replaced over a weekend, coming out of it so healthy he didn't need drugs anymore.

aug 30, 2025, 3:19 am • 1 0 • view
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RazzleDazzle @robbinking.bsky.social

Mine took 3 days.

sep 1, 2025, 4:14 pm • 2 1 • view
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jtheriot.bsky.social @jtheriot.bsky.social

Keith, is that you!

sep 1, 2025, 5:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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Bluechous @bluechous.bsky.social

And Lance Armstrong!

aug 30, 2025, 2:49 am • 0 0 • view
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katillogical.bsky.social @katillogical.bsky.social

Keith Richards actually has a heart though.

aug 30, 2025, 2:19 am • 228 3 • view
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janabd.bsky.social @janabd.bsky.social

Keith Richards is a miracle of nature, especially his liver. Now, the decomposing orange-turn-brown convicted felon is definitely NOT a miracle of nature, and despite all makeup, symptoms (very obvious and bad) are starting to show.

aug 30, 2025, 4:43 am • 4 0 • view
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AFriendlyCard @afriendlycard.bsky.social

When the heat death of the galaxy occurs, and our Sun goes out, Keith Richards will be sitting calmly on an asteroid, watching. He won't need a space suit, either. Keith Richards would be better as President than the evil knob we have now.

aug 30, 2025, 2:26 am • 175 6 • view
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freerangecyclist.bsky.social @freerangecyclist.bsky.social

Keith Richards will be calmly strumming his guitar as the world burns.

aug 30, 2025, 4:22 pm • 3 1 • view
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jtheriot.bsky.social @jtheriot.bsky.social

Is

aug 30, 2025, 5:31 pm • 3 0 • view
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CR @littlleoldme.bsky.social

Hell yes!

aug 30, 2025, 10:09 am • 1 0 • view
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youreadyfreddie.bsky.social @youreadyfreddie.bsky.social

Yeah, but what about Chuck Norris?

aug 30, 2025, 2:40 am • 0 0 • view
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cookiebaker14.bsky.social @cookiebaker14.bsky.social

Keith Richards and Cher!

aug 30, 2025, 3:10 am • 3 0 • view
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nah94 @nah94.bsky.social

Came here to say that! 😂

aug 30, 2025, 8:37 am • 1 0 • view
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katillogical.bsky.social @katillogical.bsky.social

Hands down!

aug 30, 2025, 2:33 am • 30 0 • view
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Never Thumper @neverthumper.bsky.social

Except that he was born in the UK.

aug 31, 2025, 3:15 am • 1 0 • view
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Cara D @cdiacono.bsky.social

Heh, small technical detail. He'd still be better--if he even wanted it!

aug 31, 2025, 4:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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princess20.bsky.social @princess20.bsky.social

Ha! Excellent point! 🎯

aug 30, 2025, 11:51 am • 0 0 • view
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Maried @pmaried.bsky.social

And he cleaned up his act healthwise

aug 30, 2025, 3:55 am • 3 0 • view
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suzysuzy216.bsky.social @suzysuzy216.bsky.social

And talent

aug 30, 2025, 2:43 am • 1 0 • view
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katillogical.bsky.social @katillogical.bsky.social

Well yeah!!

aug 30, 2025, 3:02 am • 1 0 • view
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ellenmarch.bsky.social @ellenmarch.bsky.social

🔥🔥

aug 30, 2025, 1:52 pm • 1 0 • view