I tried this, and now I'm banned from the allotments.
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It’s OK for you. I’m a 5ft 3 little old lady. It’s a bugger climbing up onto those compost bins.
aug 31, 2025, 10:27 am • 5 0 • view
Maybe if you had actually had a plot and peed on your own compost heap?
aug 31, 2025, 10:06 am • 7 0 • view
It's all well and good saying that now, isn't it?!
aug 31, 2025, 10:21 am • 6 0 • view
Yes, but you’re supposed to wee on your own allotment, not your next door neibhbour’s row of lettuce.
aug 31, 2025, 10:24 am • 4 0 • view
It's a vital ingredient for leather tanning. It's very much in demand there. A good soak gets rid of the hairs of the hide. Maybe you should diversify? 🤔
aug 31, 2025, 1:28 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣
aug 31, 2025, 10:05 am • 3 0 • view
😂👏
aug 31, 2025, 9:47 am • 4 0 • view
Most of it went in your left wellie boot TBF.
aug 31, 2025, 9:55 am • 16 1 • view
Great protection against jellyfish stings. In the event they get in to your wellies.
aug 31, 2025, 12:28 pm • 2 0 • view
Is this because you completely missed the compost heap? (See other posts re hydrolix or some such).
aug 31, 2025, 10:33 am • 2 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 11:57 am • 0 0 • view
Look on the bright side. At least you missed the mat!
aug 31, 2025, 4:31 pm • 1 0 • view
Not surprised, you’re meant to put back when you’ve given it a shake.
aug 31, 2025, 10:46 am • 1 0 • view
On the plus side, #DozyDon is making a beeline for #Wulferhampton disguised as a compost heap.
aug 31, 2025, 9:47 am • 4 0 • view
Just another example of The Nanny State's overreach 🙄
aug 31, 2025, 9:47 am • 5 0 • view
🤣
aug 31, 2025, 10:27 am • 2 0 • view
That wasn't the compost heap, it was the vegetarian option. Cook was most annoyed.
aug 31, 2025, 12:33 pm • 2 0 • view
I think you're only meant to do it on your own compost heap.
aug 31, 2025, 8:17 pm • 0 0 • view
I tend to do it when no one’s looking.
aug 31, 2025, 10:18 am • 3 0 • view
How very short-sighted of them! Or perhaps they weren’t short-sighted enough? 😉
aug 31, 2025, 9:47 am • 8 0 • view
Just compost your pedestal mats 😏.
aug 31, 2025, 5:05 pm • 0 0 • view
It seems a bit hypocritical. I mean, we all saw Adam Frost’s brazen wee dog cock its leg up on his border right in front of the TV camera. #GardenersWorld
aug 31, 2025, 10:05 am • 6 0 • view