Congratulations. You have been added to the list of the almost dead.
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@psychicsquirrel.bsky.social we need another membership badge running up for the Wülferhampton Impotent Threats club.
aug 31, 2025, 7:01 pm • 10 0 • view
DON'T. TALK. TO. ME. OF. BADGES!
aug 31, 2025, 7:02 pm • 10 0 • view
Badges. Ferocious, mean little bastards.
aug 31, 2025, 7:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. 😬
aug 31, 2025, 7:04 pm • 6 0 • view
I. HAVEN'T!
aug 31, 2025, 7:05 pm • 5 0 • view
Is it just stickers?
aug 31, 2025, 7:03 pm • 3 0 • view
Or hats?
aug 31, 2025, 7:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Cheeky git.
aug 31, 2025, 7:05 pm • 4 0 • view
Who? Me or him?
aug 31, 2025, 7:06 pm • 3 0 • view
Also: did you just "like" your own tweet? That's terribly gouache, you know.
aug 31, 2025, 7:07 pm • 2 0 • view
You. But him as well.
aug 31, 2025, 7:08 pm • 3 0 • view
Why me? I'm a innocent.
aug 31, 2025, 7:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh yeah! Pure as the driven fucking snow you are!
aug 31, 2025, 7:12 pm • 1 0 • view
That money was just *resting* in my late grandmother's bank account.
aug 31, 2025, 7:14 pm • 1 0 • view