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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social

It's too late. Someone already spotted him headed to golf.

aug 30, 2025, 5:56 pm • 6 0

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🎶🤘🏻Heavy Metal June Clever 🎶🤘🏻 @juneclever.bsky.social

Did they though?

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aug 31, 2025, 1:09 am • 2 0 • view
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lfallen1.bsky.social @lfallen1.bsky.social

And reports the picture is from May 2024.

aug 31, 2025, 3:21 am • 0 0 • view
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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social

The video, anyway.

aug 31, 2025, 3:48 am • 1 0 • view
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Zach @zyo117.bsky.social

Breaking: Trump golfing actually. Didn't invite the media because they keep showing him cheating.

aug 31, 2025, 1:59 am • 1 0 • view
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Karolina Muchova Fan Club @irvineghost20.bsky.social

I caught up on this possible situation after it had already been resolved so I didn't even get the fun suspense of "ooooooo maybe he's miraculously DAED!" #immediatedisappointment #everythingisterrible

aug 30, 2025, 10:56 pm • 4 0 • view
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social

Same. Honestly, though, I would've been up all night for nothing. I'm glad I got left out of this one.

aug 30, 2025, 11:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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jdr1992.bsky.social @jdr1992.bsky.social

The UK’s George VI was hunting the day before his cancer won. In the meantime, just don’t jinx it by putting champagne in the fridge. I’ve learned from experience it’s bad luck.

aug 30, 2025, 10:33 pm • 2 0 • view