Pretty sure it was the Palestinians so, you know, kill them all.

I know you are joking, but perhaps a bit too dark ...

Seriously? even I know it was Biden …duh

It was a false king and his court jesters.

It was a DUH Golfhole.

Was it a Venezuelan fella? Is that why they've deported them all to a hell hole Gulag just to make sure it doesn't happen again?

That was an immigrant. Must have been an immigrant.

The son of a pair of immigrants.

☝️

It was DAS that crashed the market. DAS=Dumb as Shit Trump is DAS and he crashed the market.

This thread was needed this evening. I needed the laughs and wit! Keep it going my fellow Blue Skyers. 🤣🤣🤣

It was totally what the Republicans call “a DEI hire”- someone who was not qualified and only got the job because of his race.

Did you see what the market did today?

It was the fault of the American business owner just like every other problem in America.

NO WAS JUST A PRESIDENT FABRICATE A CRISIS FOR THEIR FELLOWS MAKE MONEY IN STOCK OPTIONS

And you know Biden was up in there, too!

Somehow they'll spin it

Nah. Gotta be women’s rights.

It was immigrant, trans athletes hired to do nothing in the Federal Government.

It didn’t even take that, just some mid-level functionary in an obscure office who still had pronouns (cis gendered I’m told) in their email signature. DOGE isn’t as quick or efficient as they would have us believe.

Someone’s parents did did an “evil “ job of parenting‼️

It's what they call White Supremist... They want a pure White race... that they will never ever find

They should do their DNA on Ancestry. They'd quickly find out how 'pure White' they are.

I remember watching a show I don’t remember who it was. I think it was Maury Povich had a white supremacist that they did his DNA and found out that he did have black ancestry and he was very displeased with the results.

The ignorance of these MAGA folks is breathtaking.

Absolutely!!

Do they do this every weekend or what?

It’s a lifestyle

Talk about a toxic stew! Celebrating the darkest, most venal urges of an anti-democratic history

Every Monday through Friday.

O. M. G.

She’s just waving what’s the big deal? Lol

Dam these Nazis

Play the whole clip

Blocked, no reason to argue with an idiot

It won’t. This troll just uses the same method of freezing a video in mid-motion or slightly altering light levels of playback speed to make something seem sinister and thereby appear to “prove” a false narrative.

*light levels OR playback speed

Or photoshop

Her heart goes out.

Her heart most definitely went out.

I get called an idiot by someone who can’t recognize sarcasm. Hilarious.

YES TREASONOUS TRUMP MADE IT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO NO LONGER WEAR A HOOD .. NOW JUST BE AN OUT & PROUD OPENLY CELEBRATING RACIST! I HOPE YOU WILL NEVER BE IN A VUNERBLE POSITION TO NEED THE NON WHITE PERSONS EXPERTISE .. I KNOW THOUGH I'M WHITE YOU CAN SUFFER !

Good question…

Eggs🤓

Frikin brown people.... lol

That pesky CRT, no doubt.

It was a childless gay trans black woman with a PhD in a wheelchair who reads at drag story hours, invented an alternative fuel source to run cars and grows marijuana on her off grid cat farm.

Her again.

It’s always her! 😆

🎯🎯🎯

Yes! and my god! they're EVERYWHERE.

They are always causing SO MUCH TROUBLE!! 🤣

Don’t forget she’s also trying to take over all womens’ sports too! 😜

Right! I forgot to mention she races competitively!

😂🤣

...and built a custom greenhouse that's capable of growing coffee beans

It was DAP...dumb ass president.

I like that one!

Neither

The obsession of the Dems with both made Trump possible. With a reasonable left the right would have no valid arguments.

Pray tell what are these valid arguments?

What kinda shit are you smoking to believe that Dems bought too hard into trans acceptance?

Because it needed Trump to kick men out of women's sports. If the Dems had done the reasonable thing to exclude men from women's sports and women's prisons they would've won.

Your memory is spotty. You remember only the sensationalist shit and not the insane establishment campaign being run at a time where everyone wanted populism. Harris was more concerned with getting the Liz Cheney vote than appealing to her constituency. Wild that you'd pin it on trans people.

The right doesn’t have valid arguments. They just have hate and fear of the other whoever that might be. Republicans immature world view is one issue and the Dems willingness to lose for perfection over good is another.

You think it's not valid to exclude men from female spaces like sports or prisons? The Dems handed this to the Republicans.

That is a weird way to phrase it. It shows a lack of comprehension of the topic. Do you know any transpeople? Have you done anything to educate yourself about their lives and experiences?

For more than 5 years I have observed with raising concern the mutilation of children and how women who stood their ground against this men's right movement became outcasts. I know a few young women who have fallen for the gender identity scam myself. It needs to end by all means necessary.

Ok confirmed. You know squat about trans people. Got it.

Give mir a definition of 'trans people'.

You don’t even know who you oppose so much? That is pretty sad. Transpeople are people whose gender identity differs from the sex they were assigned at birth.

The problem with that is that there's no such thing as 'gender identity'.

That is like saying there is no such thing as the sun. Sure you can say it, but it only makes you look ignorant.

Ah the flip side of a two-party system. Correlation isn’t Causation

Wut?

And maybe it’s you who is too literal here.

One has no bearing on the other. But due to the two party system a plethora of different opinions about all sorts of unrelated things are divided over just two buckets: Blue or Red

It was 100 percent Donald Trump and nobody else.troy an . The moron puppet of Vladimir Putin continues to destroy everything he can.

This makes me think of a show called “Herman’s Head”. But he’s really more like “Joe’s Apartment”. Or maybe “Split”.

It mighta been the DOE?

A child that was left behind did it.

Pffffft. There were no children left behind. W was super competent! /s

tRump was that child…..

Yep. He's always been behind. I mean left behind.

Bud Light ?

Its even funnier if you know that r/wallstreetbets is currently screeching to bring back pronouns if it means the markets stabilizing

It was the cats. It was the dogs. They're crashing the economy. The immigrants were trying to save the economy by eating them.

😀

THEY'RE EATING THE STOCKS

🤣🤣🤣

😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣♥️♥️

It was MAGDA

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What day is it?

Both; Donald Ever Ignorant the Hair-Trans Golf athlete

No it was due to a rapist

Man child did it this time.

All of the times.

Just wait. He will blame it on Biden, Hillary or Obama.

The FAT white dude with the Orange face and stupid as all hell is the one I’m quite sure was responsible 😂..If ONLY he had DEI behind him- we would have been more than happy to assist him with that. I’m sure he was sitting at the Gulf of Mexico writing up a new tariff for his southernly neighbor.

Bathrooms. All gender bathrooms.

WHICH IS ILLEGAL AND DOES HAVE “ARREST” CONSEQUENCES! So why is that Orange Turd still NOT behind bars.! He has even instructed Family & Friends to sell/buy with inside information DAMMIT!! 🤡💩🤬’s

Wasn't it Jewish Space Lazers or the Gazpacho police?

Whatever it was, it was woke 😏

Inside Trading is a crime

Hasn’t everything he’s done illegal? Of course there’s the question of what constitutes “Official Presidential Duties” and then the shadow dockets left to Scrotum’s…oooopppsss I meant SCOTUS. Sorry…and their immoral compass!

Not any more!

Then why do all of the maga politicians do it daily???? Where's the DOJ when you need it!? If we have laws, then surely charges can be filed... checks notes.... corrupt fucks are in charge of the institutions responsible for holding corruption accountable!? OMG sad statue of liberty, indeed 😭

DOJ did you say Pam Bondi his failed personal lawyer that DOJ if your waiting for her to do the right thing a put country over party you will grow old waiting there are no guard rails this time

We r with you Alexander...wish the Dems were fighting for us.

The DOJ quit doing it’s job‼️

sorry they own that too.

Benny sweet self owning cost you nothing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 youtube.com/shorts/i2vwQ...

bro 🤣🤣🤣

Which is why MAGA politicians commit it and wrongfully accuse their opponents of doing the same.

No, it was an imbecile in a diper

🤣🤣

At least one person was both. 😏

hmmm...

If your anacronym stands for Dumb, Egotistical Idiot, yup it's that one.

Penguins

No, it was an immigrant 😒

I heard it was immigrants. And gay marriage. Together on one stage.

Yep obviously I don't get it either 🤔

It was Critical Race Theory

No it was that Sucker, Callous, Fragile, Racist, Sexist, braggadocios dude again!

🤣🤣

Biden’s dog Beau

I could've sworn it was Hunter Biden's laptop?

Nope was none of the above it was ALLLLL 47 ALL 47!

I think it was the (seasonal) "Border Crisis"...

No it was Hillary and her emails.

None of the above.

A Damn Elected Imbecile crashed the market.

It was a DEI trans volleyball player who did it.

Black immigrant DEI trans volleyball player. Let's be inclusive when it comes to the scapegoats.

Your right. I didn't have all the data.

The Big Boys PLAY and the Commoners PAY.😢

😭

The dark side of Trump 🌑👻: his fascist tendencies are no joke 😂 #TrumpFascism #NeverAgain

#NotADragQueen

I thought it was fentanyl!! 🙄

The 5 grams from Canada🤣🤣

It was neither. It's Trump tanking the economy so he can invoke martial law

No it was a decrepit senior who receives gender-affirming care

The moron from Queens

It actually was DEI. Recruiting mentally retarded people in the Whitehouse.

Oh, I though it was a Drag Queen. Wasn't that what MTG was bitching about just recently?? Or maybe it was a bleached blonde bimbo with a buffed-up manlike bod?

🤣🤣

Draft dodger.

lol. so funny

It was mediocre white men

Mediocre! You are being too kind. 😆

🤣

It was Hilary’s fault!

Sociopathic malignant narcissist

Neither.. it was probably the migrants.

It was Obama I’m sure!

It always goes back to Obama, of course!

‘Twas woke that slayed the economy.

It was white people... It's always white people.

It wasn’t harmless and funny as all hell,so I guess we can eliminate drag queens also! But a lot of innocents are getting screwed so maybe we need to look more closely at youth pastors…

It was neither Liz! It was an unidentifiable fat orange blob screaming “Tariffs, Tariffs on everything and everyone!” As he sets fire to the world economy, goes out to cheat at golf, comes back and puts his fire half out, and demands praise by all for not fixing what he fucked up to being with!

Silly! Of course it was Hillary

It's all in her laptop, evidence in hunters laptop it's all there.

It was a rather large 2 year old.

Bingo!

I thought he was supposed to act his age not his shoe size.

If you ask Tommy Tuberville or is it Tammy Tuberville....it is definitely those trans men trying to make the Auburn football team or trying to play in the WNBA...

I hear you, DEI and Trans Athletes helped get donald trump elected but they were just a smoke screen inciting our narrow minded maga republic. What crashed the markets was donald j trump.

Drump

April 2nd was liberation day of the working class from their money & savings. Buckle up things are going to get far worse for those of us that live check to check. #trumptariffs #peterretardo #2ndGrtDrepression #TradeWar #Recession

It was a continually wearing full diaper, orange old man that has 34 felonies, 6 corporate bankruptcies, only marries women from behind the old iron-curtain communist bloc, self-described genius, who in reality is a conniving, self-centered egotistical fool, trying to dismantle our Democracy !

It wasn't a drag queen. 🤔

Nah, crashing the stock market is a good thing because they can imagine white collar minorities suffering

It was Republicans.

It wasnt a gay hairdresser

Trump is an idiot

The 🍊cultists that so vigorously defends these ideas are either too afraid to admit that they voted for a moron or to stupid to realise the voted for a moron.

Drag Queen story time likely.

😉

This skypost is so underrated 😂

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I heard it was the damned penguins and transgender mice that want cheaper groceries.

Isn’t tRump kinda a DeI hire? I mean he is no seasoned politician and it definitely shows! He doesn’t know what the f*ck he is doing!

Books. It was the books.

HE WILL DIE BEFORE WE GET THAT GLORY ..

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Nah. It was immigrants, I think. /S

You know...?

Well, the idiots thought that one of them should run the country. Hope that cleared things up.

Exactly. Cis billionaires out here erasing billions in wealth but remind us again why a high school kid’s pronouns are the problem.

That was only the ruse for drumming up hate for "everything liberals wanted."

It was the Orange Nazi Zionist Turd.

Biden.

It was obviously Hunter Biden 🙄

It was a crook. What done it

youtu.be/EKnoUbDIpjo?...

Sorry I heard it was Biden.🤪

I think it was a WHOLE SHITLOAD of DUI's that caused this

Worse

It was the penguins.

🤣🤣

no, it was hunter biden. wait, it was hilary clinton. ... it was jack smith maybe?

Drag Queen.

A penguin

Brilliant. This is just so sad we have to make fun at how ridiculous it is…

well like it says in psalm 2... God laughs from heaven at this and has a terror that its promulgators literally can't fight, if not this side of eternity then on the other side.

It was just one decrepit old morally bankrupt man pretending to be a leader.

but who got his marching orders from infernal hell itself

LOL, Trump the chump.

It was an orange, evil, diapered, buffalo assed, adjudicated rapist and felon who crashed the stock market.

Let’s not leave out that #Krasnov The Orange Slug is a traitorous seditionist who is constitutionally prohibited from federal office, if the Constitution had not been nullified by the christofascist SCOTUS supermajority on July 1, 2024. #NQNQ247

Thank you for bringing that to my attention 😀

Never a problem.

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Doge Elon Idiots. DEI.

Either way it’s now the New Golden Error.

🤣🤣🤣

They are pumping and dumping. If you don’t have millions to spend, your 401 turns to dust while they get richer… fun game amirite?

Money seems to make you a better person, not sure how that works, but they think so!

Both things can be true at the same time, apparently.

🤣

It was a mentally ill con man doing Putins bidding

It was a fucking MORON!

Dirty Embarrassing Idiot

It was Hillary's emails all along that tanked the market! Trump knew all along.The secrets on how to divert our 401 k's to her underground trafficking ring, under the pizza shop, where Hunter's laptop was first found has been revealed. Her emails were in his laptop, and finally the truth is out.

Definitely Republican viewpoint of DEI, putting an elderly, mentally incompetent and unstable person in charge when they are in no way qualified.

DEI - Demented Ego maniacal Idiot AKA Trump

It was the book reader at the library’s drag queen story time.

lol. Good one

I thought it was those Penguins! 😠 🐧 🐧 🐧 🐧 🐧 🐧 🐧 🐧 😂

🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

You are a simpleton and moron the market hasn't crashed it corrected and will be booming in short order you stupid Panickin broad!!

That is what the fools are saying about it. You mimic the MAGA folks well.

Yep, precisely what they are saying.

It was a disgruntled penguin.

I think it was the annoying orange

Ugh it was another one of those Pride events again.

No only old hat Greedy inherited ideas pushed by the guru Dt in devaluing others as well as shoveling out seethes in how to brochure courses . Plus favorite travelers edition or anniversary flat rate or a running meter tariff programs dialed to whom You dislike the most.

Yeah destroyed democracy for that stupid shit

It was a DEI, trans, immigrant (legally here), union employee that worked for HHS and read banned books while lounging under at tree at a national park. Did I mention they put their pronouns on their signature block?

I'm certain they'll claim both.

I think it was the anti[human]fa[scists] type people. also: We are realizing we don't have manufacturing here in the US so we need to bring that back.

Wow they must have tons of money to be able to crash the stock market. I thought you guys thought Antifa all lived in their moms basements?

Anti human fascists? You mean MAGA?

So IF factories start popping up again you’ll be the first to apply right?

It was the man in the Oval Office wearing so much makeup he wouldn’t be allowed in a men’s bathroom himself going by his MAGA supporters wickedness

😂

It was the immigrant

Phoenix rising. Build Back Better.

I know this might not be a popular opinion, but I really dislike how some liberals didn't show up to vote, and I believe that's what led to this situation. If they had just participated in the election, a lot of this could have been prevented.

And what lead to a lot of liberals not showing up to vote was the Dem leadership and conservative Dems supporting genocide for decades, being corrupt, allowing the GOP to push a lot of people off the voting rolls, not stopping gerrymandering by GOP, not creating a left media, not standing up to GOP,

"I refuse to support genocide so I'm gonna let Trump win" is not the moral high ground that people think it is.

Democrats must unite despite our differences. It's time to put an end to the internal conflicts and come together for the greater good. If we don't, we risk allowing people like Trump to be elected once more.

Exactly. I hate to say it but this was not the election to do the "my way or no compromise" shit in. Everything genuinely was hanging in the balance and now we have to deal with the fallout. To be honest though I feel like there was some foul play in the election as it stands

Democrats should bring in fresh faces who have clear objectives, and it's time for the old guard to step aside. We need new energy to ensure long-term success.

The whole "Democrats support genocide so I'm not voting for them" versus a guy trying to be *Hitler 2* literally feels like a psy op created to prevent high voter turnout and incentivize artificial infighting. There was no ethics or morality in this discourse

Sorry, but there was no excuse. Everything is far worse now, and it was all predictable. The people that didn't vote are _also_ responsible for this, not their leaders, not the mess in Gaza, which again, far worse, nor any wish list not done. That is not to say we don't have work to do...

Allowing GOP to install loads of right wing judges, allowing the GOP to steal Supreme Court seats, allowing the GOP to steal elections, not passing legislation that would help people when we delivered all 3 branches of government to them multiple times so they could reuse the same issues again in

The next election, not implemented the ERA, not raising the min wage in 15 years, not passing Medicare For All, acting like the progressive wing of the party is the enemy while paling around with the Cheneys, etc. They have done too little for too long for people and paved the way for fascism.

Did I vote? Yes, I did all the things. But I also warned Dems for years that more needed to be done.

I get your frustration. The Democrats need fresh faces, ideally younger individuals, and a new direction. Essentially, they need to reinvent themselves.

It was the Hands Off Demonstrations.

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IT WAS A MORON, SHIT FACE, FUCK TURD NAMED DICK HEAD TRUMP

Yep

DEI. No more “equity” for other countries. America 1st.

m.economictimes.com/news/interna...

You think anything Trump said was misleading?

It was the thought women should get equal pay

This is all part of the big beautiful plan.

Yep

Only the best people

A racist rapist

No, it was DAT aka Dumb Ass Trump.

No just the Jerk in the White House

It was research scientists.

With that army of transgender mice

Wokeness

Did we rule out drag queens 😭

It was Hillary’s emails

Neither. It was a server

I think it was a “welfare queen”.. old school.. the original sin..

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It was a combination of the horribly low water pressure and the horrible sounds from the wind turbines.

It was eggs. Eggs are high

intentionally.

I think it was a trans athlete who benefited from DEI who crashed the market….

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Trump says we're all going to be so rich. Imma so excited.

I heard it was a drag queen

Stage Name: Donna "Anita" Pardon

I mean, there is enough make up on that orange face to qualify as one....

The queens are good at makeup. He’s not.

most not all!! we all need to start somewhere!! and hes proof of what not to do! so there's step 1! dont take cheeto dust to the face..

I think it was a convicted felon.

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It was a black woman who plays major league baseball , hope that helps Elizabeth

They're certainly trying to blame ANYONE else except for accepting responsibility (which, I assume, they're NEVER going to do).

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