I actually only need 2 words to fix myself. Maybe I can do it with 1, I'm not really that broken. I'm mostly just here to fix you people.

Except that word is "pa'apohatahuetepa'o-owaheteuufakalamoto'nawate'epe", or "the feeling of relief experienced when pulling a mid sized clump of hair from a bathroom sink and realising that a plumber call is not required in order to unblock the drain", in Samoan.

Your Scrabble game must be wild.