My dorm roommate was not really a party guy, and then one night he went out with some friends, had like 4 Mikes Hard Lemonades, came back and pissed the bed. I didn’t even notice but he woke up and said “oh no I pissed the bed” and I said dude you shouldn’t have said anything I’m telling everybody
Sorry Jason I could have kept your secret but that shit was funny
The one time I pissed the bed I woke up face down with a full suit and tie and shoes still on. Real salaryman hours
My only inappropriate piss was in the closet of my drug dealers roommate. Nitrous and alcohol not a good mix