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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social

that's something you should check out if you're using the word chicagoland. there's tons of shit to do.

sep 3, 2025, 1:24 am • 25 0

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Beavis, Etc. @bonejob.bsky.social

If you’ve lived in the Chicago area your whole life and Naperville mystifies you then I’m not really sure what to say

sep 3, 2025, 1:43 am • 3 0 • view
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social

we have these trains. they can take you to many places for a small fee. incredible.

sep 3, 2025, 1:45 am • 2 0 • view
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Mile 40 Saskatchewan @greedymcdonuts.bsky.social

kinda looks like a poorly drawn calgary flames logo my brain is broken

sep 3, 2025, 1:47 am • 3 0 • view
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Alex Quigley @alexquigley.bsky.social

I literally LOLed at the strange choice of putting HIGHLAND PARK not in Chicagoland

sep 4, 2025, 3:12 am • 1 0 • view
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social

not with stratford square gone

sep 3, 2025, 1:34 am • 3 0 • view
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social

haha wow. i was a town and country lad myself

sep 3, 2025, 1:36 am • 1 0 • view
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CaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social

Oh dear

sep 3, 2025, 1:38 am • 1 0 • view
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social

I love how she very deliberately left the Goddamn North Shore out of her Region of the Damned. "Hell yeah Kenilworth, that's real Chicago, baby. Gimme that beef sammich dipped in beluga caviar while we discuss which minorities are the most disposable"

sep 3, 2025, 1:42 am • 2 0 • view
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Alex Quigley @alexquigley.bsky.social

Okay, we are simpatico here

sep 4, 2025, 3:13 am • 0 0 • view
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Nutria Atomica: El Rey de Canada @nutriaatomica.bsky.social

I feel like that map is generous regarding how much of, say, the little village that person has explored

sep 3, 2025, 2:05 am • 2 0 • view
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Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social

It would take a pretty good effort to be oblivious to all suburban life. Now, what goes on beyond the red line on that map? That's must more mysterious and sinister

sep 3, 2025, 4:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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Updog Sinclair @greaterhuff.bsky.social

I'll let you in on a secret. Nothing happens there. Nothing at all.

sep 3, 2025, 4:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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AJ @airtrafficaj.bsky.social

Once you get west of Aurora, it’s flat. Then DeKalb happens. Then it’s more flat. Then it’s Iowa. Then it’s basically The Stand until Denver.

sep 4, 2025, 3:42 am • 1 0 • view
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Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social

Nah.

sep 3, 2025, 1:27 am • 1 0 • view
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social

youre not the motherfucker posting!

sep 3, 2025, 1:27 am • 2 0 • view
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Johnny Pilot @johnnypilot.bsky.social

Just stay outta Hegewisch

sep 3, 2025, 1:37 am • 0 0 • view
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social

isnt that the city technically

sep 3, 2025, 1:38 am • 0 0 • view
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Johnny Pilot @johnnypilot.bsky.social

Ah yes, you are correct sir.

sep 3, 2025, 1:40 am • 0 0 • view
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CT @hockeenightsct.bsky.social

Not Mundelein though, that’s not a real place

sep 4, 2025, 2:28 am • 4 0 • view
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social

I went there once, and I still maintain it’s not real

sep 4, 2025, 2:30 am • 0 0 • view
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Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social

But Wauconda? Forever.

sep 4, 2025, 2:35 am • 0 0 • view
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hooked on chronics @blazeweedman.bsky.social

it's at the end of the yellow brick road (old 53)

sep 4, 2025, 3:40 am • 0 0 • view
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social

mundeslime??

sep 4, 2025, 3:35 am • 1 0 • view
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social

I went to high school in Mundelein, and that's what we used to call it, lmao.

sep 4, 2025, 3:37 am • 1 0 • view
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John Dooley @grayfedorasports.bsky.social

Franks for the Memories, buddy. Best wings in Chicagoland

sep 4, 2025, 3:10 am • 0 0 • view
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social

Franks whips ass.

sep 4, 2025, 3:38 am • 1 0 • view
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Pete Gaines-Armstrong @petegain.es

nearly the same performative ignorance about the world around them as people in Yorkville who do the opposite

sep 3, 2025, 1:28 am • 4 0 • view
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social

HEY. What is wrong with Yorkville? I’m kidding I grew up there and in Sugar Grove. (I also have never claimed to live in Chicago, because in fact, I have never lived in the city limits)

sep 4, 2025, 2:32 am • 0 0 • view
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social

well that account was non stop rathole posting that one time so

sep 3, 2025, 1:28 am • 4 0 • view
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Pete Gaines-Armstrong @petegain.es

loooool well there ya go

sep 3, 2025, 1:29 am • 0 0 • view