I have a better idea. Tell Trump that Obama can breathe underwater

he’d just cheat and say he held his breath for 40 minutes as we all watched him breath

That is everything

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Hahahahahahaha!!!!

I like the way you think.😂

If he tried it he would cheat, but all he would really do is talk about holding his for hours if not days at a time.

Make sure you say also, UNDER WATER

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And invite JD💙🔥🍿😆

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The fact is that Obama does everything better than Trump, except for the lying, cheating, grifting, and raping. Trump is so jealous of Obama that he's trying to have him indicted for crimes he never committed. Trump is such a petulant man-child. #ReleaseTheUnredactedDementiaDonnieEpsteinFiles

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🤣😃😂😂😂 took me a couple minutes to pick myself up off the floor. Hilarious 😂

Yeah but he’d cheat!

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He will say he can hold is breath 1000 minutes, and his sycophants will praise him for that.

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...chained to a rock in the deep end of the pool....

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Under water

The problem is, the other people in his circle are just as bad and even worse. Maybe they are trying to dump his deadweight as fast as possible. Him passing away wont change the fact that the entire Republican party is complicit in this. Like Hydra, get rid of one head, other will take his place.

Obama can leap out of a 10-floor window and float to the ground like an angel... many people are saying this.

I truly don't believe he even knows how to count

🤣🤣😂😂, that might work.

Not effective, he'll simply pass out and regain consciousness. Better to tell him O can run a four minute mile, no coming back for him from that. Guaranteed cardiac arrest.

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But, unfortunately, he lies and cheats. So, of course, he will be sneaking little breaths

More like "Obama could jump from here!"

Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files and furthermore...Release the Epstein files...

He'll breathe into a paper bag and hold it in front of the FOX cameras for weeks.

Lol!

That’s perfect!

Oh Yea.. Good One... 👍👍

🤣 Bravo! Suggestion of the day! 👍✊ I suggest a CT that Mascara Man is out to get the Orange Pustule so he can be Pres. That way, the OP w/get rid of MM first. #ReleasetheEpsteinFilesNOW #DeportIncelNAZIElmoLush&CreepThiel #JailtheOrangePustule/BillionairesinCECOT #$ubprimeCourtReformsNOW

Now, THIS! ... gets the post of the DAY!

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Hey DJT, remember the time President Obama jumped off the roof of the White House, did a triple back flip when he landed and then ran off to play basketball. That was awesome!! I bet you can do that way better than him.

Under water. In a fire. While being dragged by a car.

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Too hilarious for words! 😂😂😂

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No, he would just tell everyone that he held his breath for an hour.

Underwater.

Make that 20 minutes... UNDER WATER!

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Beautiful...

Hold his breath *underwater* - if you faint while you are above ground, it's not as serious

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Do it now!

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You mean like telling him Obama is an American legend and best player ever at playing Russian roulette??

Brilliant.

AND the first morning chuckle award goes toooo👆

And that dummy would try and best that...lol

He'd just hold his breath for 10 seconds and claim it was 30 minutes.

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maybe. He would definitely lie about doing it, but would be easily trapped into letting someone else time him; his ignorance could be the death of him...

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Plus, Jeff said he never liked you.

Yes. Get him to brag about how he was a much better pedophile than Epstein.

See, there's a problem right there. The convicted felon is competitive, but he'll force someone else to compete, then take the credit. Like the Purple Heart he received from a real soldier who earned the honor.

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...or jump off a 6 ft platform.

Since I'm an OLD GAY, this requires an accompaniment by Irving Berlin. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGLn...

Or tell him Obama can eat 10 Big Macs in one sitting.

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Good one but the members of the Heritage Foundation would have to do the same as well as the writers of Project 2025

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Underwater

🤣🤣🤣 under water!

Obama takes a daily swim through alligator-infested lakes and has won several awards for it. Great awards. The best awards. Nobody knows alligator-infested lakes like Obama does. Many people are saying he’s the greatest.

#tRUMP should #RIH. Rest In Hell if he every gets outta here

😱 brilliant!

😂😂👍 love this. But for safety reasons let's make it a minute... Just to be sure

Sry! thought u said 20 sec lol, that would probably be enough too these days..

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Too funny. But he wouldn't be able to hold his breath for more than a few seconds, and he'd find some way to blame Obama or someone else for his coming up short.

Is that why he alters his skin tone?🤔

Except like everything else, Trump will just cheat and say he did it

And walk in a straight line