It's true, his continence pad gave way and his guts fell out his butthole. He basically slowly, agonisingly folded inside-out.

Part of me is hopeful, but then I realize who takes over after him. JD Vance is a piece of crap who'll do whatever their puppetmasters want them to do without the distracted mind the Racist Sunrise has/had.

Too soon?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

I AM DEADER THAN THE DEADEST MAN WHO EVER DEADED. NO ONE KNOWS MORE ABOUT DEATH THAN ME!

Many people are saying I'm dead. I’m saying I don’t know. Nobody knows and you don’t know either. VERY FISHY!!!

Man would that hit the spot if he kicked the bucket. It'll cure a majority of my depression instantly

Saddens me to say that he has past away

It would be so biutiful

He hasn't died he just smells that way

Sorry, he unfortunately seems to be golfing, like he always f***ing is.

I hope so-

Don't tempt me with a good time dude!

Why you gotta play with my feelings like this?!!

If only

How long do you think they'll weekend at bernies him?

That's what they have been doing. I said exactly that several days ago regarding the IV drip bruise. They are/were pumping him with anything to keep him vertical.

youtu.be/IKqV7DB8Iwg I'm going to be cranking this when it's confirmed. I'm especially going to get out my bullhorn and I'm going to drive past my neighbor with the big Trump flag on his porch and I'm going to whoop it up.

bsky.app/profile/5nar...

Unfortunately probably not true

Champagne’s chilling.

Maybe we can trick MAGA into believing he’s been replaced?

No. Just smells that way.

Just reading that makes my heart go pitter-patter! 😁

Please! Please! The Fuhrer has at least one more appearance to make,... He loves a medal ceremony!!!

Capital presses Continue and keeps playing with Vance.

God please!!!!!!

I mean, this would be great, but the "evidence" for it isn't even evidence, it's a weekend without official business scheduled. It's labor day weekend, and he spends like 1/3 of his time golfing and dicking around even on a normal week.

But he doesn’t even have golf scheduled like he normally does on a weekend. didtrumpgolftoday.com

Is he golfing?

🤷🏼‍♂️ I mean, he might still croak, which I would love to see. But he's nothing if not predictable.

Has anyone seen the spawn;?

doubt

Just remember that if trump dies, we get JD Vance. If he dies we get Mike Johnson. It’s fascists all the way down

Trump died years ago, that's obviously a robot being controlled by the maga cult... (It's actually more plausible than the Biden equivalent, because the 'skin' on the hands and ankles wearing out makes more sense from a mechanical standpoint.)

Oh god no please not President Vance 😓 Can’t Trump please die in a way that throws the fash into too much turmoil to install JDV?

If only his master would die as well.

A lot of people are saying that Donald Jonald Trump is dead. They come up to me with tears in their eyes, saying "Sir, sir. Trump is dead. I am finally free." It's a beautiful thing, a beautiful thing.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I'll believe he's dead when I see Don Jr and Eric digging a hole at the golf course next to Ivana.

Preparing another staged assignation

breaking Wade Boggs' record while live reacting to the funeral

He holding or getting something in an IV. Or he meeting with Putin or in bed with Satan.

I wonder if they will Weekend at Bernie's him.

Justkilled Donaldtrump Vance strikes again

Or is he fleeing?

🥳

Can't be. The man is in peak physical health!

Trump plans to make Stephen Miller donate his heart for a transplant. Stupid trump thinks Stephen Miller acts has a heart

He's not dead, since officials confirmed he's alive

Who?

the fuckass orange president that runs america

Which official s confirmed they are still around?

Idk, it just said that Officials confirmed he's still alive

So no actual source. Cool

My source is if the president was dead it'd be all over BBC news or some shit Your source of him being dead?

I'm not saying they are gone... All of this is in limbo obviously

If he was gone, there'd be public word, and popular news channels would be covering it right now He's the president of the u.s.a, a world leader. They wouldn't keep his death a secret unless they didn't know. And supposedly, Friday Aug. 29 (yesterday if its past midnight for you) it was said he's-

Alive, and that he "fell victim to being deemed dead like every other celebrity" or something

The US has a history of keeping the status of the presidents health a secret from the public. If he were to die we’d probably know very quickly but if he were to be in the process of potentially dying we won’t know until it happens or not know the truth for years afterwards if it doesn’t.

three years sooner than franco

My prediction was that the tech bros would swap his Adderall for cyanide before July 4th of this year. 🤷‍♂️ Maybe I was only off by a few weeks. 🤔

President Vance, VP Johnson. We. Are. Fucked.

Vance is even worse

chronic venous insufficiency has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

I'm sure it's nothing, but it's nice to imagine. Sure be a nice way to cap off the long weekend though.

Is that why Vance said he was ready to be the president (on8-28) if something accidentally should happen?

Stop getting are hopes up . Last time I waited to piss for 2 days.

Screwed still, bc of JDV.

I unfortunately doubt it, sounds like the kind of stuff that is just too good to be true.... but at the same time, a man can dream, and dream I shall!

Where have they been though?!

I hate to say it but probably covered in underage girl urine in the situation room

Peter Theil twacked him.

Dead on his gold potty.

I will be so mad if I'm suspended from twitter when it happens lmao

He was seen last night at a Mar a lago party.

Please x million

We are all being edged so hard right now!

What no golf? No mar-a-lago? Not even golf on the White House lawn? Watch what his family does and what jd does, what the South African billionaires do, and what Putin does!

Governing by golf again so.

We’ve all been so good we deserve something nice

Oh please please please do not mess with my heart!

He’s cheating at golf while pocketing millions in taxpayer money. Or making a secret trip to ________ as Epstein distraction.

The extra expensive tequila is waiting… Don’t Tempt Me With An Awesome Time

Did it happen? Where's the leaks?!

Im sure hes not but I shall believe anyway

I only wish it were true. Better luck next time.