This story is a doozy: They went to a Las Vegas conference this month that promised pathways to an “unlimited lifespan.” But at least two attendees left in ambulances and were hospitalized in critical condition, requiring ventilators to breathe. @anjeanette-damon.bsky.social
Was this an RFK, Jr. production?
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Well that’s too bad they made it but eventually they’ll be in a place with slower ambulances and we can finally get some results.
I'm assuming some combination of tumeric, ketamine and ayahuasca were involved
Sounds a little quackish.
Lol
Sounds par for America 2025.
Exactly!
Well… first off, who would want to extend their natural life in this shit show????
Exactly.
Darwinning intensifies
Immortality? In Vegas? I’ll pass. Literally. I’d rather pass.
Please dont come up with a real way to cheat death until after the orange turd has passed!!
Stupid. Just stupid. What else can you say?
No more “life-time” appointments to the judiciary. Set term limits as soon as we get the blood-sucking vampires out of office.
I mean Jim Jones promised eternal life as well. So I guess at least they are still alive.
So Congress? They went to Congress?
If only it was a week earlier…..
Great coverage. Many quotes from the article will be used in lawsuits, I’m sure. I’m inspired to find a PCP who can get “so freaked out” by poor outcomes. Question: was there a taint-tanning booth at the casino-resort?
Garbage in, garbage out.
ME report: 2 pages AI report: 57 pages I wouldn't even trust that he correctly interpreted that AI report. So I'll trust the real MD over the very wordy fake one.
I told them NOT to use the Ronco Splice-O-Matic! When will they ever learn to listen to me...
Great. Sovereign Citizen "doctors". "You have no jurisdiction over me!"
They have it all wrong. The key is alien DNA and demon sperm injections. The mixture cures Covid, trumpism, tariff paranoia, swelling in the legs, and anal retention.
And leeches, don’t forget the leeches.
everyone knows ya just gotta get your 4 humors in balance, I mean come-on!?
This sounds like a satire.
During the first Trump administration, son-in-law Jared Kushner said during an interview "my generation might be the first not to die" (paraphrasing). Somebody is making a lot of money whispering promises of immortality into the ears of the oligarchs who rule this country.
Every tsar has a Rasputin, it seems.
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In this case several
I can’t help but think we are devolving as a species. We just get dumber every day.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Isn't this really evolution in action? Survival of the fittest? Survival of the not-lethally-stupid? Darwin Awards all around!
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Maybe don’t go to the immortality festival with only one founder still alive?
Ha!, only in Murica!
sounds like one of dear-leader-for-life's grifts? Are we sure this isn't his newest "business"?
I love the part about plugging the information in to AI...😂
It's the US! it's synonyms with STUPIDITY at the extreme.
