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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social

just read about a dude who died on everest, get this, *after* having lost *all ten fingers* over four *previous* attempts on everest. buddy. buddy stay off of there

oct 9, 2024, 4:19 am • 326 17

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CW Arizona 🏜️🌵👵🏼⛈️📷🚴‍♀️ @cwarizona.bsky.social

I’ve watched a ton of documentaries and dramatizations about various Everest expeditions and I DO NOT GET IT. Why people risk life and limb & suffer endlessly just to summit that nasty, trash-ridden peak for just a couple of minutes. I guess I don’t have whatever gene that makes one want to do that

oct 9, 2024, 8:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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grace @acab4cutie.top

i remember reading about a guy who literally became a paraplegic after a mountain climbing incident and after it happened he decided to climb mount everest and all his friends were with him and had to help him. it’s sweet but also sir that mountain is littered with corpses what is wrong with u

oct 9, 2024, 4:22 am • 33 0 • view
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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social

sir get down from there! you know better than almost anyone how imperative it is that you get down from there

oct 9, 2024, 4:25 am • 29 0 • view
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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social

once years ago I met a trainhopper guy at a party, who was having a conversation on speakerphone with his gf who was talking about getting back on the rails I then came to learn she's been abstaining because she got sucked under a train and lost both legs at the thigh. STAY OF THE TRAINS IDIOT

oct 9, 2024, 7:31 pm • 3 0 • view
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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social

like I'm sorry, that's a traumatic and fucked up injury, just fucking hitchhike or something!!

oct 9, 2024, 7:32 pm • 2 0 • view
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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social

imagine explaining your decision to the EMT who found you the first time

oct 9, 2024, 7:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social

IMAGINE like, sorry I just love jumping on moving trains too much to stop even after losing major appendages and almost dying

oct 9, 2024, 7:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Crispy @crispypixels.bsky.social

What an oogle

nov 25, 2024, 12:44 am • 1 0 • view
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JD S. Pumpkins @jdniemand.bsky.social

well he's not going back there now is he

oct 9, 2024, 8:10 am • 1 0 • view
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LisaJo @lisajo.bsky.social

He’s never leaving. The mountain is strewn with bodies.

oct 10, 2024, 4:01 am • 0 0 • view
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JD S. Pumpkins @jdniemand.bsky.social

not with that attitude

oct 18, 2024, 5:38 am • 2 0 • view
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Sue Daly Rossi @rossiville.bsky.social

I wonder what that kind of drive (obsession?) feels like inside.

oct 9, 2024, 4:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social

that mountain whittled that man, there's no other way to put it. whittled him like a damn stick

oct 9, 2024, 4:20 am • 115 2 • view
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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social

also like i'm sorry to be ableist but idk if *not having any fingers* is going to *improve* your mountaineering

oct 9, 2024, 4:22 am • 76 0 • view
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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social

like maybe you're born without fingers and you spend your whole life learning to use specialty adaptive gear or work around needing them and you want to climb a mountain, okay, badass. but this guy was already bad at climbing this particular mountain *with* his

oct 9, 2024, 4:23 am • 70 0 • view
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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social

i guess he was a little lighter lol maybe that helps

oct 9, 2024, 4:24 am • 50 0 • view
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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social

also this article makes him sound like kind of a douche, he claimed on his youtube channel to not use supplemental oxygen but did secretly, which is not only unsportsmanlike, but it encourages others to attempt similar dangerous things. reckless behavior. seeya

oct 9, 2024, 4:30 am • 73 0 • view
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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social

also read about a dude who died on k2 and then 3 weeks later his girlfriend gave birth to their first child which means this man left an 8 months pregnant woman home alone and went off to climb a mountain where 1 out of 4 climbers dies. nasty business!

oct 9, 2024, 4:47 am • 91 1 • view
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Loch Ness Momster @backwoodsfairy.bsky.social

This reminds me of that who died in the worst way I can imagine face down in a tiny cavity like bro why did you go in there why

oct 9, 2024, 4:54 am • 8 0 • view
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facetime geranium @sophienotemily.bsky.social

mountain climbing people are Built Different and it scares me. there's at least one woman whose husband fell to his death right in front of her and yet the next year she was back on the mountain. STOP

oct 9, 2024, 6:25 am • 6 0 • view
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer

THE MOUNTAIN DOES NOT WANT YOU THERE

oct 9, 2024, 7:42 am • 4 0 • view
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer

Like what, are you gonna show that very large rock? You gonna *show* it? IT'S A VERY LARGE ROCK IT'S GONNA OUTLAST YOU

oct 9, 2024, 7:43 am • 6 0 • view
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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social

Just go out for cigarettes like a normal father

oct 9, 2024, 6:11 am • 9 0 • view
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grace @acab4cutie.top

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oct 9, 2024, 7:28 am • 7 0 • view
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Gilia tricolor @clioe21.bsky.social

men, I swear. I think there’s only one that I currently like

oct 9, 2024, 4:53 am • 3 0 • view
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A PRIZED MULE! @feldspar.bsky.social

Everest and K2 are getting along just fine without me bumbling around there, l'll leave them to it

oct 9, 2024, 4:57 am • 8 0 • view
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Gilia tricolor @clioe21.bsky.social

v relatable imo

oct 9, 2024, 5:59 am • 2 0 • view
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Gilia tricolor @clioe21.bsky.social

^this one, I like this one^

oct 9, 2024, 5:58 am • 4 0 • view
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juniper fiona apple rust @juniperriver.bsky.social

I hope he had one hell of a life insurance policy

oct 9, 2024, 6:02 am • 2 0 • view
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Thisfox @thisfoxhere.bsky.social

K2 might count as a suicide...

oct 9, 2024, 7:50 am • 1 0 • view
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hatpacket.bsky.social @hatpacket.bsky.social

he shouldn't have done that

oct 9, 2024, 4:48 am • 19 0 • view
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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social

that's what i'm starting to think too

oct 9, 2024, 4:48 am • 18 0 • view
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bonkydog @bonkydog.bsky.social

didn't he like, call her on a satellite phone? or maybe that was someone else which -- it's pretty fucked that you have to narrow it down. like, which dead guy are we talking about here?

oct 9, 2024, 4:53 am • 6 0 • view
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Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ @smilodonichthys.bsky.social

I think the phone guy was climbing Everest, his wife was only 7 months along! /s

oct 9, 2024, 5:13 am • 7 0 • view
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bonkydog @bonkydog.bsky.social

great job, everyone

oct 9, 2024, 6:09 am • 3 0 • view
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Hrob J @hrobj.bsky.social

That's just suicide

oct 9, 2024, 11:30 am • 2 0 • view
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Dumbass MacDipshit @rigamarock.bsky.social

enjoying the progression here. also this guys kid might be better off without him “hello little $&:;@, i have bought twitter for you”

oct 9, 2024, 5:07 am • 3 0 • view
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Micah @rincewind.run

I cannot be more clear on this point: do not climb K2 it hates you and it wants to kill you

oct 9, 2024, 4:48 am • 29 1 • view
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facetime geranium @sophienotemily.bsky.social

I feel like we should just stop trying to climb things that are like The Highest and The Deadliest. just like. This Mountain Is Pretty Tall

oct 9, 2024, 6:25 am • 8 0 • view
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer

I used to go to a climbing gym, that was pretty fun Never really worried THAT hard that I might die from it, which was nice

oct 9, 2024, 7:41 am • 7 0 • view
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social

Summitting Mt. Neato

oct 10, 2024, 1:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer

K, I lol'd at that one You got me

oct 9, 2024, 7:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social

When my dad lost much of his control in one arm and couldn't drum anymore, a lot of people brought up the def leopard drummer. And he was like, yeah, except he had that accident at 22 not 55 and was a straight up BA

oct 9, 2024, 4:30 am • 10 0 • view
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Chris Peterson @realchrispeterson.bsky.social

More like Rick Allen already drummed like he had one arm when he still had two.

oct 9, 2024, 4:53 am • 3 0 • view
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Top 5 Vinyl @top5vinyl.bsky.social

youtu.be/Pzd7MBK0yBo

nov 20, 2024, 1:10 am • 0 0 • view
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ᖇ. ᑕYᗷEᖇ ᖇEᗷIᦓ ☑️✔️ @sababylon.bsky.social

oct 9, 2024, 4:49 am • 6 0 • view
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von @vonhonkington.bsky.social

His spirit was indomitable but those bits got domitted for real

oct 9, 2024, 4:22 am • 11 0 • view
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Is This Hell? 🏳️‍🌈 @wattle.bsky.social

the sherpas drawing straws for who has to haul him up the mountain

oct 9, 2024, 4:49 am • 4 0 • view
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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social

My favorite is Suzanne Leopoldina Jesus, 59, who died last year in an attempt to be the first Asian woman with a pacemaker to climb Everest. I learned that part of the process is, in the days leading up to the summit, climbers will do acclamation climbs, usually taking 15-20 minutes to climb 250m.

oct 9, 2024, 4:45 am • 10 0 • view
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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social

She tried 3 times on consecutive days, where it took her 5, 6, and 12 hours. Her Sherpas told her she would die if she attempted the climb, but she refused to quit because she'd already paid the summit fee. She died about 500m above base camp, 3000m short of the peak.

oct 9, 2024, 4:49 am • 14 0 • view
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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social

damn dude that is not a very successful attempt! that sounds like a big waste of everyone's time and energy and a lot of resources too! oh well i guess

oct 9, 2024, 4:50 am • 13 0 • view
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The Last Heron @grebe.zone

at least he died doing what he loved: leaving body parts on a frozen mountain

oct 9, 2024, 5:06 am • 13 0 • view
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social

Climbing the mountain as a Fuck You for not killing me yet Like that had to be the attitude, right?

oct 9, 2024, 4:23 am • 9 0 • view
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Unkle Yuk ❌👑 @unkleyuk07.bsky.social

But if you die on Everest the other climbers give you a cool nickname like “pink boots” as they pass your corpse. That’s gotta count for something.

oct 9, 2024, 4:48 am • 21 0 • view
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🌱Emily Claire✨ @eclairesketches.bsky.social

What if you die in an unflattering position and they call you Face Down Ass Up :/

oct 9, 2024, 6:48 am • 8 0 • view
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radek @radekllundain.bsky.social

Don't know about you but that would definitely be a flattering position for me 🍑

oct 9, 2024, 7:48 am • 3 0 • view
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justsomeone @thedavehtaylor.bsky.social

"Yeah I made it about 100m past T H I C C Boots before the weather took a turn"

oct 10, 2024, 5:21 pm • 4 0 • view
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Beejieweejie she/her @beejieweejie.bsky.social

He just couldn't quit Broke Everything Mountain.

oct 9, 2024, 8:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social

I cannot be the same species as these people who do these things

oct 9, 2024, 4:50 am • 10 0 • view
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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social

maybe he was going back to get them

oct 9, 2024, 5:38 am • 5 0 • view
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🌵🦕 Cactus Man 🦕🌵 @iamspiderbro.bsky.social

Nog to mention Everest is littered with the dead, to the point where they're used as landmarks in some cases. This man kept losing fingers while surrounded by corpses and still thought it was a good idea to go back a fifth time.

oct 9, 2024, 11:14 am • 1 0 • view
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bbtaps @bbtaps.bsky.social

I've seen Everest with my own eyes. Those mountains are so mind-bogglingly big and dangerous that I think they shouldn't be climbed.

oct 9, 2024, 12:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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Toàn Nguyễn @toanthlp.bsky.social

I mean it's a little late to tell him that don't you think

oct 9, 2024, 6:14 am • 1 0 • view
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Flabberghaster @flabberghaster.bsky.social

I can unfortunately understand the mindset. You fail once, ok try again. you fail a second time and lose a bunch of fingers? You gotta prove it to yourself that you can overcome it. Otherwise it's gonna haunt you forever.

oct 9, 2024, 4:25 am • 6 0 • view
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Patricia Wallinga 🎶⛵️🏖 @pwallinga.bsky.social

If a force of nature said NO that emphatically, I would listen.

oct 9, 2024, 4:34 am • 17 0 • view
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social

After watching Meru (2015) and seeing these world class climbers quit less than 100' from the top due to safety reasons, I have no respect for people who don't know when to give up.

oct 9, 2024, 1:19 pm • 4 0 • view
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Micah @rincewind.run

mountaineering is a disease

oct 9, 2024, 4:20 am • 41 1 • view
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acid ghorman dallas @acidcorbyn.bsky.social

Abstinence only mountain safety education. just don’t get onto that thing

oct 9, 2024, 4:47 am • 13 0 • view
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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social

stay down here! it's NICE down here, all our stuff is down here, like our food and water and air and central heating and whatnot. what's up there. nothing but trouble

oct 9, 2024, 4:48 am • 11 0 • view
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acid ghorman dallas @acidcorbyn.bsky.social

They’re sublime spaces whose beauty comes from their hostility! Respect it from afar, don’t wander up there and get swallowed by the infinite like a dingus

oct 9, 2024, 4:53 am • 5 0 • view
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von @vonhonkington.bsky.social

There's fossil ocean critters up there and all that's kind of cool

oct 9, 2024, 4:55 am • 2 0 • view
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Bison @wilcynic.bsky.social

You and Chesterton think alike! From “Tremendous Trifles”:

I have my doubts about all this real value in mountaineering, in getting to the top of everything and overlooking everything. Satan was the most celebrated of Alpine guides, when he took Jesus to the top of an exceeding high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the earth. But the joy of Satan in standing on a peak is not a joy in largeness, but a joy in beholding smallness, in the fact that all men look like insects at his feet. It is from the valley that things look large; it is from the level that things look high; I am a child of the level and have no need of that celebrated Alpine guide. I will lift up my eyes to the hills, from whence cometh my help; but I will not lift up my carcass to the hills, unless it is absolutely necessary. Everything is in an attitude of mind; and at this moment I am in a comfortable attitude. I will sit still and let the marvels and the adventures settle on me like flies. There are plenty of them, I assure you. The world will never starve for want
oct 9, 2024, 5:05 am • 13 2 • view
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So so human being @anonbeing.bsky.social

Interesting!

oct 9, 2024, 1:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social

i'll never understand what would make anyone even remotely interested when there's so many other safe and pleasant hobbies. i like to do things like grow interesting varieties of potato, for instance. you hardly ever hear about someone dying from that

oct 9, 2024, 4:21 am • 47 0 • view
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A. Parise @jerseyoutwest.bsky.social

I wanted to get into it, I took a class with a local club, I could rappel after rock climbing because it made sense but had a complete panic attack trying to rappel off a cliff because I was on a perfectly good cliff why would I ever lower myself off it backwards!!!!!?? NO!!!

oct 9, 2024, 4:28 am • 1 0 • view
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A. Parise @jerseyoutwest.bsky.social

I Failed at Adventure. It was humbling.

oct 9, 2024, 4:28 am • 3 0 • view
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facetime geranium @sophienotemily.bsky.social

I think this is what happens to cats when they try to get down from trees. there's just some instinct that is like NOPE

oct 9, 2024, 6:28 am • 1 0 • view
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plotjes.bsky.social @plotjes.bsky.social

More of a herbs kinda guy but potatoes are also nice.

oct 9, 2024, 5:56 am • 2 0 • view
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grace @acab4cutie.top

never doubt the power of Potato

oct 9, 2024, 4:22 am • 12 0 • view
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facetime geranium @sophienotemily.bsky.social

do not malign Potato! without Potato where would you be??

oct 9, 2024, 6:26 am • 3 0 • view
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Snowden St. @snowden.st

The alpinist mind isn’t far off from the ultra marathoners and the base jumpers. I say it as someone who kinda gets it: some of us are wired in ways where we only really feel “on it” when stuff gets miserable or insane. I’d love to get the thrill/joy that many get from gardening, for instance.

oct 9, 2024, 4:26 am • 6 0 • view
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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social

i think it's not so much that gardening thrills me, it's that i don't feel the need to be thrilled! in fact i really prefer to not be thrilled if i can help it. my favorite hobbies are just "things that pass the time, or give me something to chat about with others"

oct 9, 2024, 4:28 am • 10 0 • view
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Snowden St. @snowden.st

As a bit of a chatterbox, I think there’s definitely less verbal people in some of those spaces, or folks who aren’t interested in discussing the experience, I always wonder if certain folks have to explore themselves in ways beyond articulation.

oct 9, 2024, 4:30 am • 2 0 • view
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wednesday @mx0x20wednesday.bsky.social

they should try disaster relief

oct 9, 2024, 4:34 am • 8 0 • view
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justsomeone @thedavehtaylor.bsky.social

I think about this with so many things like skydiving and free diving. Like, what you're doing *will kill you* unless everything goes 100% correct. There's no rush that's worth taunting death like that. Just do cocaine. Or, maybe enjoy having many more years to live instead of inviting disaster

oct 10, 2024, 5:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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cunt eastwood @childlessgambino.bsky.social

fun fact, once I went speed dating and like three of the guys were like "I climbed Everest/some mountain" and when I asked what it was like they'd just say "it was cold/windy/awesome." like how are you so boring about this

oct 9, 2024, 5:05 am • 6 0 • view
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facetime geranium @sophienotemily.bsky.social

"was it full of dead people? did you contemplate why you felt the need to climb a mountain littered with bodies and body parts?"

oct 9, 2024, 6:28 am • 4 0 • view
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justsomeone @thedavehtaylor.bsky.social

This is what I don't get! Your path is littered with the bodies of people who came before, why is this not a cautionary tale instead of some funny anecdote?! "Oh yeah, their eyes froze open, they couldn't move and had to watch everyone go by as they slowly died lmao" WTF is wrong with these people?

oct 10, 2024, 5:10 pm • 3 0 • view
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Micah @rincewind.run

I am endlessly fascinated by mountaineering disasters but you will never catch me actually climbing one

oct 9, 2024, 4:23 am • 18 0 • view
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Craig @craigforth.bsky.social

there are plenty of mountains that consist of a nice walk up a long path and back down again. maybe nobody told these guys about them?

oct 9, 2024, 4:42 am • 8 0 • view
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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social

you can take a bus up to timberline lodge, don't even have to change out of your PJs

oct 9, 2024, 4:43 am • 4 0 • view
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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social

i don't even particularly care to look at a mountain. too big. can't see any details really and there's not much but snow. keep it

oct 9, 2024, 4:26 am • 9 0 • view
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elspi @elspi.bsky.social

Come on. Everest is the disease. Most of the people who die up there are not mountaineers at all. They are just rich tourists(millionaires, not billionaires). Ok fine, as my picture would suggest I am not an unbiased on this.

oct 9, 2024, 2:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tired Greg 📎🍉 @gregory-c-leavitt.bsky.social

It sounds like the sunk cost fallacy took him out.

oct 9, 2024, 6:44 am • 2 0 • view
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social

Badfingers after goodfingers

oct 10, 2024, 1:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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Erika’s (Too) Online @erikas.online

Real winners quit!

oct 9, 2024, 5:57 am • 6 0 • view
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social

The masculine urge to be permanent litter on the biggest mountain

oct 9, 2024, 4:39 am • 23 0 • view