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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social

hey is anybody missing uhhhhh six sandbags and three random shopping bags full of wood chips. i found them at my house (?)

three bags of wood chips as described plus my legs and feet
jun 12, 2025, 8:15 pm • 35 0

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Chip bitney @fragboner.bsky.social

Or like some rogue beaver was like behahaha

jun 12, 2025, 8:18 pm • 2 0 • view
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Chip bitney @fragboner.bsky.social

What!!! Sorry that dang teleporter is on the fritz

jun 12, 2025, 8:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Homeless ♿⚧️ Please Help @day10machine.bsky.social

A gift from the home improvement imp ??

jun 12, 2025, 8:57 pm • 3 0 • view
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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social

neatly tied, too! that's my favorite part

jun 12, 2025, 8:21 pm • 12 0 • view
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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social

my first thought was "oh my god it's human remains" but i picked up one of the bags and it had the proper weight for being entirely wood chips and the sandbags seem to contain actual sand so. who knows

jun 12, 2025, 8:22 pm • 16 0 • view
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Baobab Bites @baobab-bites.bsky.social

Tbf if I lived in Portland and suddenly came into excess wood chips and sand and then I saw your house I'd probably think "thank god, these people will know what to do with this cause I sure don't"

jun 12, 2025, 8:30 pm • 4 0 • view
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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social

yeah i mean i guess if nobody comes to claim them i'll compost them or use them to chip a path or something. so. thanks, stranger

jun 12, 2025, 8:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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pollen presenter @aheinzer.bsky.social

chip drop has really fallen off

jun 12, 2025, 8:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ceeshell 🇨🇦 @ceeshel.bsky.social

wtf?

jun 12, 2025, 8:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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ShivvyTime @shivvy.bsky.social

i could really use those

jun 12, 2025, 8:24 pm • 2 0 • view