okay so first of all NEVER set a child on a surface at a dangerous height and NEVER within arms reach of dangerous knives. second of all NOBODY should sit on food prep surfaces as it's unhygienic. third of all look how cute he is there tho
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OMG how do you not just attack-snuggle them All Day Long! Such cuteness!
jun 27, 2025, 6:22 pm • 2 0 • view
he's too wiggly to snuggle unless he's hurt himself and needs a hug, if you try to hug him normally he fights like a salmon in a net for freedom
jun 27, 2025, 6:24 pm • 9 0 • view
Why does this not surprise me! Swim free little fishie ...
jun 27, 2025, 6:25 pm • 1 0 • view
aside from the fact that this sweet happy smile has made me smile…that’s the best green in a kitchen ever
jun 27, 2025, 6:11 pm • 5 0 • view
isn't that a great color? as you can see i need to repaint in there because the cabinets haven't been done in like 15 years and i cook all day every day but i'm definitely going with that same green again
jun 27, 2025, 6:15 pm • 4 0 • view
it has the right amount of yellow and doesn’t lean too blue- looks so nice with the counters and orange bits you guys really nail home decor
jun 27, 2025, 6:21 pm • 2 0 • view
thank you it would look nicer if i ever had time to clean anything instead of just kind of frantically tidying up before passing out at 8:45pm
jun 27, 2025, 6:22 pm • 1 0 • view
I love when you post pictures of your house, because I also live in a very normal somewhat "outdated" but very cozy home with it's own little vintage diy aesthetic I fuckin hate beige and white and chrome houses with nothing out of place, where all the art matches and children can't play properly
jun 27, 2025, 7:39 pm • 7 0 • view
also I'm sorry if the beginning of that sounded passive aggressive lol it's definitely unintentional and I am being genuine
jun 27, 2025, 7:40 pm • 4 0 • view
no no i knew what you meant 100% and i agree
jun 27, 2025, 7:40 pm • 5 0 • view
Damn, frodo baggins gets smaller every year
jun 27, 2025, 6:47 pm • 7 0 • view
Shrinkflation has hit the Shire
jun 27, 2025, 6:48 pm • 6 0 • view
maybe my kitchen is just ent-scaled
jun 27, 2025, 6:48 pm • 4 0 • view
You're right, we can't rule that out
jun 27, 2025, 7:01 pm • 4 0 • view
SUPPORT LOCAL WEIRDIES!
jun 28, 2025, 3:53 am • 1 0 • view
so important
jun 28, 2025, 3:54 am • 1 0 • view
1. Adorable. 2. That’s a lot of peanut butter you got there.
jun 27, 2025, 6:17 pm • 2 0 • view
would you believe we go through it at rather a rapid clip
jun 27, 2025, 6:18 pm • 2 0 • view
He doesn't seem interested in the knives so you're fine for now lol.
jun 27, 2025, 7:50 pm • 2 0 • view
I checked the rules. It says he's allowed to do this actually. It's permissible according to the book
jun 27, 2025, 6:17 pm • 5 0 • view
damn you must have the new edition. ok i'll let him know
jun 27, 2025, 6:18 pm • 4 0 • view
You should get them a little step stool so they can go be cute up there all the time.
jun 27, 2025, 6:21 pm • 4 0 • view
they have a "learning tower" (glorified stepstool) but i'm not sure i want to encourage open access to the japanese steel quite yet
jun 27, 2025, 6:23 pm • 5 0 • view
oh that is just too much. off the charts. the scale was not invented with this in mind.
jun 27, 2025, 6:06 pm • 5 0 • view
he's helping* make lunch! *not helping
jun 27, 2025, 6:09 pm • 5 0 • view
Little hobbit vibes (this is a big compliment)
jun 28, 2025, 12:58 pm • 2 0 • view
We would love a tour of your home. I think there are others that might feel the same way.
jun 27, 2025, 6:34 pm • 2 0 • view
Pretty much destined to be a hobbit.
jun 27, 2025, 6:59 pm • 2 0 • view
i believe your kitchen and my bedroom are the same shade of green :)
jun 27, 2025, 6:15 pm • 1 0 • view
real
jun 27, 2025, 7:42 pm • 5 0 • view
if not a seat for a baby why a baby sized place to sit?
jun 27, 2025, 7:44 pm • 8 0 • view
I would believe 100% that no one set him there but himself. Smaller baby can climb anything if it's for a rascally bit.
jun 28, 2025, 12:38 pm • 1 0 • view
In my experience kids just show up places they weren’t placed, allowed, or wanted! Safety be damned!
jun 27, 2025, 6:06 pm • 2 0 • view
His FACE
jun 28, 2025, 1:18 am • 2 0 • view