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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social

sorry is that wishing ill? i don't think his dying would be fun. i would have fun personally observing the public reaction to him being dead. i wouldn't see him being dead because i live 3000 miles away. thanks

aug 29, 2025, 10:42 pm • 122 2

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lenora frigid @lenorajoon.bsky.social

v much in favor of this because I think it would be very funny to be completely unaware of it happening at a SCA-reenactor wedding in the woods

aug 29, 2025, 10:45 pm • 6 0 • view
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lenora frigid @lenorajoon.bsky.social

this is how events hundreds of miles away are supposed to be. unknown until later

aug 29, 2025, 10:45 pm • 4 0 • view
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The Brain Does The Thinking. The Meat. @minimallycrazy.bsky.social

I explicitly do not want his dying to be fun! optimal would be a stroke while calling into Fox and Friends, I think

aug 29, 2025, 10:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mr. Chimpanzy @cyanescens.bsky.social

Nah, during one of his press conferences, and he makes a ridiculous face and noise as he croaks so that he goes out in a maximally embarrassing way.

aug 29, 2025, 11:32 pm • 3 0 • view
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Mr. Chimpanzy @cyanescens.bsky.social

Maybe that means I want it to be fun? I can live with that. I’m not normally like this but he’s just done too much vile shit & I want a little catharsis

aug 29, 2025, 11:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social

what do you think the state fair would do if he died during the day? i imagine they'd at least pause the rides and ask for a moment of silence and play the star spangled banner over the intercom? do they send everybody home?

aug 30, 2025, 12:58 am • 62 0 • view
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Craig @craigforth.bsky.social

they’d be insane to expect a moment of silence to be respected. maybe they double fry all their stuff?

aug 30, 2025, 1:03 am • 5 0 • view
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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social

my mom has told me stories about when kennedy was killed but that was. different

aug 30, 2025, 1:52 am • 33 0 • view
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IntrepidGirlSleuth @annakeesey.bsky.social

Yes, my parents were grad students in Eugene. She said everybody was shocked and crying and didn’t know what to do, so they went to the stadium—the biggest gathering place they could think of. At the State Fair, maybe the concert space?

aug 30, 2025, 5:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social

my parents were students at the catholic school and all the nuns were crying and everyone got sent home and everyone at home was crying too. my family is irish catholic so my grandma felt like her own son had been shot

aug 30, 2025, 5:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social

needless to say my family will not react the same way this time

aug 30, 2025, 5:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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Anne-Marie W. Clark 👩‍👧‍👦🐶⚖️😷🌎🚢📚🌦️⚜️ @amwclark.bsky.social

Imagine you've managed to get yourself elected to President of the United States of America, & you STILL know full well that when you croak will be the biggest universal celebration across the entire planet, that the world has ever seen. And there's not a thing you can do about it.

aug 30, 2025, 2:34 am • 6 1 • view
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Anne Cameron-Zane @imawhateverr.bsky.social

Yeah I feel like Vegas won’t be dimming their lights this time around

aug 30, 2025, 2:05 am • 3 0 • view
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swedish pancake enjoyer @alech.bsky.social

the butter sculpture is melted in a somber display of mourning

aug 30, 2025, 1:01 am • 5 0 • view
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Aldo Mufo (national redoubt) @diet-pepis.bsky.social

I imagine at least three fights breaking out in the livestock barn

aug 30, 2025, 2:01 am • 1 0 • view
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Snowden St. @snowden.st

the let everyone into the extra good fair space, normally reserved for 4H winners, chaos reigns

aug 30, 2025, 12:59 am • 7 0 • view
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Anne-Marie W. Clark 👩‍👧‍👦🐶⚖️😷🌎🚢📚🌦️⚜️ @amwclark.bsky.social

Not a thing. Maybe make an announcement over the bad intercom, that only pockets of people would hear.

aug 30, 2025, 1:25 am • 2 0 • view
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Tacoma Mike @mgb5000.bsky.social

I imagine there would be entrepreneurs selling Genuine lucky thighbones of St Donny of Mar-a-Lago for $10 each or $50 for half a dozen.

aug 30, 2025, 1:45 am • 3 0 • view
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Millie @thatmillie.bsky.social

Naw, $10 or four for $50. Those people ain’t known for being good at math.

aug 30, 2025, 2:24 am • 1 0 • view
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Tacoma Mike @mgb5000.bsky.social

😂

aug 30, 2025, 2:31 am • 1 0 • view
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anne @womplestiltskin.bsky.social

this is what Celebrate by Kool & the Gang was made for

aug 30, 2025, 1:04 am • 2 0 • view
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anne @womplestiltskin.bsky.social

Celebration. oops

aug 30, 2025, 1:05 am • 1 0 • view
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social

Meh, wishing Ill wishing schmill😅 couldn't happen to a nicer guy 😅😅

aug 30, 2025, 2:21 am • 0 0 • view
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social

I’ll wish ill all day long. I’m wishing ill right now

aug 29, 2025, 10:43 pm • 14 0 • view
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Trick of the light @trickofthelight.bsky.social

I'm wishing ill so hard it's remarkable that *I* am still alive.

aug 30, 2025, 1:57 am • 3 0 • view
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Nemo. @sirnemo.bsky.social

I'm not surprised I'm still alive after doing it -- I can wish ill so hard, I briefly become 6'4", 220.

aug 30, 2025, 2:05 am • 4 0 • view
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jay pico @jpco.io

hey, it’ll happen at some point, let it at least be at a funny time

aug 30, 2025, 1:00 am • 1 0 • view