Very well be…..means no one is talking to him about a trade deal.

Translation: he will cave on China, he will lie about it, and MAGA will celebrate an imaginary victory.

Deals! Deals! Deals! He sounds like such a used car salesman.

C'mon down. Get your kids their 2 dolls for Xmas now, before Crazy Donnie raises those tariffs again! And you might be able to afford as many as 5 pencils! Just get the real 'Merican colors like Red, Blue, & Orange.

It will roll out with his health care plan

Health care in twoweeks

Is that like his medical plan?

Watch how many of his buddies make millions again when the stocks spike for a few hours. You know, until the lie comes out.

Is it with the penguins?

Hopefully, he has a concept of a plan. That way we will NEVER see it.

In effect, Congress has been shut out. And the MAGAs in Congress have no problem with that.

Congress has ONLY been shut out because the GOP MAGA in Congress deliberately chose to cede ALL their powers to the Executive Branch/Trump. In other words, it’s a self-inflicted shut out easily reversed if only anyone among the GOP in Congress suddenly grows a pair.

You turned my remark around. Your are right.

“BeLiEvE mE” #resist

Stock market manipulation.

Nailed it, not even trying to hide it.

All 200 of them?

No one over 50 has an excuse. They most definitely know who and what Trump is.

Concepts of a trade deal, I’m sure. And probably a health plan, too!

Or the health insurance plans

The trade deals will come right after his health care plan.

Trade deals are the assholes first term infrastructure deals!

Liar liar golf pants on 🔥.

I am still waiting for his Big Beautiful Healthcare Plan.

Here’s what’s going to happen. First Trump will announce a trade deal with country X. Next, country X will deny any such trade deal. Then, the Trump admin will say this is just for their public consumption and there really is a deal made behind closed doors. Fox News will repeat this.

Could carrying weight like Atlas in that sentence.

Not holding my breadth

Before the new health plan is revealed?

There won't be a trade deal announced this week, but I honestly expect an agreement to be announced this week, with the details to be ironed out later. Actual trade deals take months to years to work out because of the details.

I mean we have a free trade agreement with South Korea. How hard is it to come to an understanding to change one or two things and sell it to everyone as a "win". You have to be pretty inept not to do that.

Pretty inept you say? Well, this might fucking shock you then. If ineptness was a person, that person would look at Donnie and his team and say "Ye gods, what a loathsomely absurd lack of all possible positive skills and character traits"

Even this dysfunctional administration should be able to get an agreement with South Korea.

Fat git has more in common with Kim Jong Lardo than he has with normal humans.

Bullshit

Japanese news is reporting comments from Japanese negotiators: “Who knows what he’s talking about? We sure don’t!” And they’re worried about how slow the not-actually-talks talks are going. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I hope he lifts the limits on pencils to "many" instead of 5.

Seriously, the man has obviously never shopped for his kids' school supplies. 5 pencils would have lasted, at max, a week with my 4th grader 🤣 🤣

04/25/2025 09:22 AM EDT The United States has already struck 200 trade deals, President Donald Trump said. Media/Press lives in a groundhog's day when it comes to tRump. www.politico.com/news/2025/04...

It’s the press’s job to actually find out!

Along with his healthcare plan and tax returns. Everything he says is BS. Nothing but a pathetic, egotistical conman.

Still waiting for that 'concept of a plan' for health insurance - all smoke and mirrors.

Or not, as the case may be ?

It’s like infrastructure week but with empty shelves.

Why does the press act like he means what he says? Like it’s actual news? Everything he says is bullshit and journalists need to call him out on each and every lie.

Hopefully the week he says he was just kidding.

They “could”, but I’m sure they won’t.

And they could very well be not. California may very well announce it's going to secede, too.

+1 Meanwhile Bessent is getting treatment for the ulcers he has developed.

And very well not.

Fuck Trump.

I won't hold my breath. What else ya got, Trumpie?

Probably referring to trade deals between China, Indonesia, Canada, Mexico, Europe

What comes first? Trade deals or his “In two weeks” healthcare plan

Hey, monkeys "could very well" fly out of my butt this week too.

Doing a bilateral trade deal in a week means either A) Trump and his cronies are going to get a massive bribe B) The US negotiating team will take a terrible deal b/c they're under pressure to meet a fake deadline C) (the one that will happen) All of the above

Maybe it will be those 200 side-deals that Bessent kept blathering about last week...

We know the real deals being made... Canada and Japan, Canada and Mexico, China and Mexico, European countries and anyone not the US, South American and African countries and not the US

No doubt he will bring out a big pile of blank paper and pretend it’s all deals. Just like he did with his first medical plan announcement (which never arrived even after 9 years)

Or his healthcare plan

Yes, they are just locking in the details of their final mega grift. Then everyone can find out how great tariffs are going to be.

Sure, and I could very well win mega millions this week....

He already has the trade deals in place, but you wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school.

Why does anyone believe a word the traitor says???

They are going to make something up and it will be softly denied by the target country.

Bwwwhhaaahhaaaaa!!! It's like 'infrastructure week' all over again!!!

…along with his new healthcare plan?

But there are no deals even being discussed with other countries, he is just making shit up to manipulate the markets again

“I may have already finished some. Like..a lot, really. Dozens, maybe a couple of hundred.” He lies to the extent he thinks he can get away with it.

These will be the "framework" of tariff deals. Not the final tariff deal which will take months to work out. A little better than the "concepts of a plan", I suppose.

Concepts

He’s already forgotten that statement and is on to reopening Alcatraz. You know-the mind of a genius?

It''s like the sign "FREE BEER TOMORROW". But tomorrow it say's "FREE BEER TOMORROW"

It's an effort to pump up the stock market right before all his rich buddies conveniently sell off right before a dip.

I could totally see the regime announcing something and the other country going yeah we don’t know what he’s talking about

Let me guess, Conrad Black.

Non-zero odds he hauls some penguins from the National Zoo to the Rose Garden for a signing ceremony.

Infrastructure week, but every day of broken promises sees hundreds of bankruptcies. Trump Recession, straight ahead!

Crypto scams with a side of market manipulation. Has to be the most lucrative 6 months in his life by a factor of 10.

Why did it seem like no one cared when we had the largest transfer of wealth in the history of the world during the covid lockdowns, but you guys are so invested in a conspiracy theory about Market manipulation when it comes to Trump?

Because he is a crook? Saudi Arabia didn’t give him 2B$ for a golf game. They got something out of it. Just saying.

There is no conspiracy theory about it being market manipulation. Donnie Doll Hands talking about it openly in front of the cameras..

And it’s infrastructure week as well!

His ass is in some deep shit and he knows it.

I think the penguins on the Heard Islands will be the first to bend the knee. Wait. Do penguins have knees?

Outfrastrucure

My award of the Nobel Prize in Chemistry could very well be announced this week, too.

Wheeling n dealing

Is this like the beloved Healthcare plan?

Don’t bother me. I’m too busy waiting for news of his replacement of the ACA.

Or the replacement for Obamacare.

Yeah not happening

Definitely holding my breath for this, aren’t you?

Trump is desperate for attention

Well said

Right after his Healthcare plan.

Yes, it's like Destroy Financial Infrastructure week

Only three really matter the most: China,Mexico, Canada. No movement seen there.

I have a better chance of hitting the Powerball this week!

Let's get this party started, the fail will be epic.

They are coming with his new health insurance plan.

And his tax records and Melanoma’s Einstein visa papers.

Same ole 💩.. different day .. delay..delay .. Next ☝️.. 🤔

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Concepts of a deal

Concepts of a plan.....

I wish journos would stop reporting on what he says. It doesn't matter, he lies about everything. All the fascists do. Just report on their abusive and shit behavior instead.

90 deals in 90 days So many lies to keep track of

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤞🤣😂🤣😂and i’m a billionaire crazy pants …..

Woo Voo Voo Voo Nyack Nyack!

Infrastructure, health care, nuclear fusion, all the plans and deals just around the corner. I hear he has a big press conference scheduled. Maybe a new meme coin?

Sure 🤢

It’s a lie he’s just manipulating the markets because the idiots on Wall Street are gullible assholes

If only Sleepy Joe had known all he had to say was "inflation could very well drop to 0% this week" and he would have been re-elected in a landslide.

I feel so much better with all that splendid, concrete, detailed specificity. Problem solved. Oh, yeah, but let's have a g'zillionty percent tariff on movies made in S-hole countries.

He seems to be really escalating in his rage, things aren’t going so well. The 200 countries (!) that don’t want to make deals and no one wants to take the “horrible criminals” he wants to ship out, so he’s reopening Alcatraz 🤣 Evil and deranged, the whole lot of them.

Or "in 2 weeks."

From the infrastructure that never was to the trade deals that never will be.

Thank you for wrapping that up in a small yet concise sentence for me! This feeling has been nagging me for months.

Just like his healthcare plan? But seriously how many times is he going to get to manipulate the market and steal our hard earned dollars?

I'm not going to hold my breath in anticipation!

This is me not holding my breath.