MPs standing outside every latrine shouting in drill sergeant voice "SOLDIER, PRE-SENNNNT JUNK" and the dogfaces responding "SIR YES SIR"

Breaking story: Trump promises to continually monitor bathrooms, especially on Saturday nights during a really good party.

It's all about threatening women on the military more than ever.

Something to keep Nancy busy

You've got to be a warfighter wherever the battlefield is, even if it's among the urinals and stalls.

Republicans go in for kack, too, not just cucking.

But only the women's bathrooms, right?

To be measured in 4” increments

Somebody should ask Hegseth, “is this to look for underage girls for Donald Trump, now that his previous supplier Jeffrey Epstein is dead?”

executive time livestream. hookers, beds, russia, the man has a type.

Or as Col. 'Bat' Guano might put it "You better not be doing something preverted in there."

Just appreciating the original poster's use of the word tumescent. What a fitting term.

Kind of like “Girls Gone Wild” except this time they are yelling “show us your dicks”. Warrior culture.

It sounds like the President's fascination with bathrooms has evolved from "executive time" to "executive voyeurism".

To no one's surprise, the creepy party of Larry Craig, Dennis Hastert, Donald J. Trump , and Jeffrey Epstein is into monitoring bathrooms. www.404media.co/pentagon-say...

So glad to that the military has nothing better to do than monitoring bathrooms! What a joke!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought I remembered that the energy behind anti-trans bathroom laws was specifically that certain women wanted to know that no one of the wrong sex was watching them in the bathroom….

Will they use Marines or call in the National Guard?

I sure hope they update the field latrine rules accordingly.

more demented psychopathy

If you video monitor bathrooms, soldiers will spend less time in them, thereby increasing the lethality of our forces.

Maybe this is why Blanche is interviewing Maxwell - The Trump Administration is considering offering her the Bathroom Monitor job.

The bathroom military police really deserves to be its own branch, like Space Force.

Who monitors the bathroom monitors?

If you ever talk to a MAGAoid on the subject of trans people, you quickly learn that they HATE them so psychotically that they're incapable of seeing just how deeply weird this potty police mania is to normal people. They think you're the weirdo for not wanting genital inspectors in grade schools.

Do you have to tip them like bathroom attendants?

A camera in every stall?

That’ll certain quiet down the Epstein File raucous 🥸

is this something personal?

Maybe they will put cameras inside all of the toilets with live feeds to the Pentagon

Land of the free, Home of the brave 😒

That helps foster a warrior mentality 🙄

I’m super curious how they changed the signs to “designate them by sex and not identity”. Like instead of stick figures are there pictures of genitalia? DNA sequences? Punnet squares of XY, XX, XXY, XYY, etc? 🙈

Taking over editorial control of Stars and Stripes, also mentioned here, shows ongoing constitutional violations on top of the “intimate” monitoring - which just sounds, you know, icky.

Especially at Beauty Pageants

Mike Johnson and Lindsay Graham will be watching the men’s room tapes

How much will that cost? Between bases and ships etc how many bathrooms are in the military? Why not just let adults be adults? JFC.

Use of the term “intimate space” to refer to the bathroom provides insight into the psychology of the author in ways he may not have intended.

so creepy

Pretty on brand for the Gaggle of Pedophiles (G.O.P. for short)

Nope, they make a Lavrov. "Department of Defense is taking steps to ensure that intimate spaces designated for women,girls or for men,boys." Autogenerated Russian that can be translated into your language. Lavrov's anger at Swedish toilets www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwrV...

It’s one of their many wonderful secrets.

One might even call it a... Trumpsteinian policy.

It's important to note that this policy is the subject of considerable debate and legal scrutiny. For example, a class-action lawsuit filed by the ACLU argues that the policy violates Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and the Fifth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution.

Well that’s a “shitty” way to waste tax dollars!

U.S. Army recruiting ad, 1981: "Be All That You Can Be." U.S. Army recruiting ad, 2025: "Show Me Your Twat."

Worst, you can't tell if latrine duty is a punishment or a path to promotion with this bunch.

And The People will continuously monitor this fake illegitimate cabinet.

#idiotsincharge

Congresswoman Nancy Mace looking for a promotion?

Is protecting the nation still on their agenda?

The Republican safe space is being in other people‘s business.

There are far more pictures of trump with Epstein than there are the actual number of trans people in sports

Nancy M. will be raising her arms and going “me me me me me !!!”

Exactly—she’s at the top of the list. Understall Agent Nancy Mace, is on the case!

If Mace had family members that aren’t cult members and cared for her well-being, they would be doing an intervention about now

I shudder to think what they freaks imagine goes on in a bathroom.

This is just “warfighting”

But monitoring to ensure women are not being raped is beyond them 🙄

MAGA is more interested in ensuring that women are raped.

This right here.🙌🏻

What is with modern conservatives and watching bathrooms? It's fuckin' weird!

Dr. Strangelove predicted this over 60 years ago. The fixation on commies, "preverts", even water fluoridation. "plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose"

Where is Nancy Mace? Isn't it her job to check the sex of people going to rest rooms?

Not to kink shame or anything, but weird.

Priorities

Definition: Hegsethian To assume a warrior mentality by undertaking *checking notes* bathroom monitoring

It's embarrassing having a criminal in the White House, but now it's a disgrace knowing there's a pedophile sitting in the Oval Office. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR7h...

Or a great job opportunity for Nancy Mace?

Do all of these Republicans obsessed with bathrooms have gender specific ones in their own homes ?

So, "Bathroom Monitor" is a new rank in the military now? Can you get promoted to "Hall Monitor" and then maybe "Teacher's Pet"?

Only weirdos will work for a place that watches you in the restroom. My point is, Maga is forcing itself into a corner with no friends, no allies except the weirdos, and weirdos do weird stuff.

It’s all about the focus on “war fighting” Pete’s finally bringing back to Defense.

I refuse to believe that anyone who uses the term 'warfighting' has more military experience than I do*. (* I used to play Falcon 4.0 back in the 90s.)

Insecure men. That’s what I think. I personally could care less who comes into the restroom.

Bluesky coughed up an article on Pedacon Theory at me, earlier this very day! Then this tidbit pops up, and it could be exhibit one for Pedacon Theory!! 🤔🤔🤔🤔

For a second I thought you wrote "Trumpenstein. It's a monstrous 2025 version of the Brangelina break up.

Creepy. Totally creepy. This guy has lost his mind

Release the military toilet tapes!

As a veteran sex offender, "monitoring bathrooms" might be the only thing for which Whiskey Pete is qualified 🤮

Obsessed.

I hear Jim Jordan does a poor job at monitoring the bathrooms/ showers.

From Leaky Pete to Peeky Pete.

Isn’t that Mace’s bit

Difficulty finding this one…

The prude and the prurient both need to watch. The prude just claims it’s for your own good.

A dick posting?