I believe Rubio's chronological age is still only 17. But you can see him aging before our eyes into a desiccated husk.
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And Rubio seems to be the very last person in America who understands that he will never ever become President.
aug 18, 2025, 3:38 am • 1 0 • view
He needs a bottle of water.
aug 17, 2025, 11:55 pm • 6 0 • view
I don't believe that a man who knows the value of hydration like Marco does could ever become dessicated
aug 18, 2025, 12:04 am • 7 0 • view
Rubio talks from both sides of his mouth. He is behaving like a crook.
aug 18, 2025, 3:50 am • 0 0 • view
He deserves no pity. He is responsible for children’s deaths in nations who relied on USAID. He lies for Trump on the daily. He deserves to carry this with him for the rest of his life, and it should stain his legacy always.
aug 18, 2025, 6:01 am • 0 0 • view
Everyone knows how the time in office ages a President. It usually becomes apparent. Maybe, somehow, someway, Marco Rubio is like the portrait of Dorian Gray to Trump. Rubio visibly ages while Trump looks pretty much like the same weirdo he always looks like (with cosmetic adjustments, of course)
aug 18, 2025, 4:53 am • 0 0 • view
Little Marco is just an empty soulless vessel.
aug 18, 2025, 2:07 am • 1 0 • view
Nah, 13. At best 14.
aug 18, 2025, 5:30 am • 0 0 • view
I continue to have questions about exactly what agreements were made with Bukele, and about the entire process that led to those agreements. It’s just vibes, and maybe just my vibes, but Rubio seems to have been one of the most malign actors in the Trump administration. Florida is absolutely feral
aug 18, 2025, 3:44 am • 0 0 • view
Rendering right wing dictators and members of their entourage to black sites in Eastern Europe should be a huge priority for the next democratic administration.
aug 18, 2025, 3:50 am • 1 1 • view
it’s honestly one of the scarier things about this regime, watching him die on the inside. and he’s not the only one—just most visible
aug 18, 2025, 12:08 am • 9 1 • view
That’s what happens when you sell your soul to a 😈. It’s sucking the life out of him.
aug 18, 2025, 5:13 am • 2 0 • view
The aim was to scare Putin with his randomness. 🤣😹 Because, there were US soldiers prostrating themselves before a war criminal. Hoping for a ceasefire. Or anything. And they got nothing.
aug 18, 2025, 6:13 am • 0 0 • view
the near-permanent frown does add gravitas
aug 18, 2025, 5:26 am • 0 0 • view
I took this screenshot of him months ago. Just dead, empty eyes.
aug 18, 2025, 12:26 am • 19 3 • view
Rubio sold out everything he had -- his dignity, his reputation, his soul - just to get a fancy title as a Trump lackey. And in the end, he still probably won't last longer than any other Trump SOS.
aug 18, 2025, 4:58 am • 0 0 • view
I don't think he's a husk. I think he's a Nazi. Whether he ever intended to become a Nazi, or how that makes him feel is irrelevant. What matters is that he is a Nazi now.
aug 18, 2025, 5:00 am • 0 0 • view
Good
aug 18, 2025, 5:12 am • 1 0 • view
great comment. Yes, Rubio is desiccated!
aug 18, 2025, 4:28 am • 0 0 • view
His upper lip is clearly botoxed.
aug 18, 2025, 4:05 am • 0 0 • view
lying all the time --> wraith
aug 18, 2025, 12:08 am • 4 0 • view
Just how craven can you get?Rubio has back tracked on almost any & every previously held positions as a Senator to stay blindly loyal to Trump. Pathetic as a Secretary of State!
aug 18, 2025, 4:49 am • 0 0 • view
Where are all the Bible verses?
aug 18, 2025, 1:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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aug 18, 2025, 3:38 am • 0 0 • view
He has an increasing look of “I want to just go home. This isn’t the fun I thought it would be and my political career has gone into Pedo Taco’s diaper.”
aug 18, 2025, 12:20 pm • 0 0 • view
Since taking the job, he’s aged more than a year for each month
aug 18, 2025, 7:09 am • 0 0 • view
Rubio’s an idiot. Never forget. Never forget
aug 18, 2025, 11:22 am • 0 0 • view
Good for her! Call them out on their shit.
aug 18, 2025, 4:39 am • 0 0 • view
Little Marco Emptysuit
aug 18, 2025, 12:39 am • 9 4 • view
Always and forever, an empty power hungry vapid Floridian.
aug 18, 2025, 3:45 am • 3 0 • view
If nothing else, Marco certainly has an old man’s ears!
aug 18, 2025, 3:13 pm • 0 0 • view
He reminds me of Martin Short's nervous tobacco executive character on SNL.
aug 18, 2025, 12:38 am • 1 0 • view
Liddle marco.
aug 18, 2025, 6:26 am • 0 0 • view
I think we can all agree, Rubio's age is just a number, but his desperation is a different story.
aug 18, 2025, 5:07 am • 0 0 • view
“Desiccated husk” is the perfect description of this person. He is hollow and empty
aug 18, 2025, 3:17 am • 0 0 • view
Why wasn't that the meeting then? Why would he only invite Putin? Sounds like backpedaling and trumpsplaining yet again. Always change the rules and lie about what was said that we hear with our own ears! 150lbs of BULLSHIT with an orange ting around his mouth!!
aug 18, 2025, 1:34 pm • 0 0 • view
My respect for him ended before his birth.
aug 18, 2025, 12:32 am • 1 0 • view
Marquitos moved the goalpost every time they are unable to reach it. Sad loser!
aug 18, 2025, 10:46 am • 0 0 • view
Speaking to trump appointees is a waste of time. They all spout his prescribed gibberish .Rubio has destroyed his own reputation.
aug 18, 2025, 9:18 am • 2 0 • view
I said the same thing! He looks really tired and beaten down. He had to know he was selling his soul to work for the orange menace.
aug 18, 2025, 3:14 am • 0 0 • view
An incumbent senator, in a presumably safe seat chose to join the circus, because he thought it would add value to a future presidential bid? I don't get it.
aug 18, 2025, 12:08 am • 16 1 • view
No one does. Although, Rubio has actually lowered his chances of ever becoming Prez. Americans will remember his humiliations by a filthy corrupt orange freak, a very ugly association.
aug 18, 2025, 3:52 am • 15 1 • view
Any interviewer worth even a quark of damn would crush him. "So Mr Rubio you want to be president. Hows that going to be since you gave up all your supposed principles to serve in the worst administration as their fuck toy? Scale of 0 to none on you getting elected? Any thoughts?"
aug 18, 2025, 4:00 am • 4 1 • view
And it would be so easy for him to get his soul back, but he can’t.
aug 18, 2025, 12:15 am • 1 0 • view
He got really agitated and jumpy near the end; he hasn't yet learned the MAGA art of lying with boldness and casual arrogance. Instead, lying in public makes him frightened and nervous. Total amateur. I think he's too weak and cowardly to ever be good at this.
aug 18, 2025, 12:27 am • 15 1 • view
The really good ones can maintain a shit-eating grin while they talk about things like tariffs bringing in literally trillions of dollars or inflation being down to zero. The grin that says “We both know what I’m saying is bullshit, and you’re not going to do a damn thing about it. LOL LMAO.”
aug 18, 2025, 8:41 am • 1 0 • view
This product comes in bellicose ogre (Howard Lutnick) or mischievous elf (Kevin Hassett), please specify your preference when ordering.
aug 18, 2025, 9:45 am • 1 0 • view
Good point! I spotted it to with Witkoff...
aug 18, 2025, 12:34 am • 0 0 • view
Which means Drumpf will likely replace him for not being strong enough. Bad liars go bye-bye from Trump World, especially in Season 2.
aug 18, 2025, 1:13 am • 4 1 • view
"I'm not a scientist."
aug 18, 2025, 1:19 am • 0 0 • view
Man, when rent boys go bad, they really go bad.
aug 18, 2025, 12:00 am • 0 0 • view
While Rubio is still a POS for joining this band of grift-weasels, Russian assets, and criminals, I do note that it appears to be slowly killing him inside like a million tiny knives stabbing their way out of his body. Good. At least he fully understands the crimes he's committing and the POS he is!
aug 18, 2025, 2:46 am • 7 0 • view
Getting dignity wraith'd is no walk in the park.
aug 18, 2025, 3:43 am • 0 0 • view
When your soul seeps out, not much left but a shell
aug 18, 2025, 8:01 am • 0 0 • view
He’s reminding me Martin Short’s Nathan Thurm character in these interviews today.
aug 18, 2025, 4:17 am • 0 0 • view
aug 18, 2025, 3:42 am • 0 0 • view
He’s moved the bar from ceasefire to peace deal. There was agreement from Zelenskyy on Trump’s proposed ceasefire, all they needed was Putin’s agreement and you had both sides agreeing to the ceasefire! Putin didn’t agree to the ceasefire, so Trump’s threatened sanctions must follow! Simple! #TACO
aug 18, 2025, 12:34 am • 0 0 • view
Easily the most “ring-wraith” ass person in the cabinet. Someone let him sniff the idea he might be president a decade ago and he’s been completely lost ever since
aug 18, 2025, 3:29 am • 0 0 • view
The portrait of Whorian Gray.
aug 18, 2025, 2:03 am • 1 0 • view
I believe he’s compromised.
aug 18, 2025, 7:51 pm • 0 0 • view
His soul left his body but he’s still breathing.
aug 18, 2025, 1:59 am • 2 0 • view
Toady Munster
aug 17, 2025, 11:56 pm • 2 0 • view
god I hope this stint ends Rubio's political career.
aug 18, 2025, 4:04 am • 0 0 • view
It's like when you sometimes pick fruit too soon. It just ages and ripens weirdly. Same thing.
aug 18, 2025, 12:31 am • 1 0 • view
Rubio’s transformation is no different than a butterfly from a chrysalis to a fetid turd.
aug 18, 2025, 3:43 am • 0 0 • view
Probably a victim of psychological abuse. If we compare his behavior and his words of a few years ago... youtu.be/FyJY_dq8_SM
aug 18, 2025, 5:10 am • 0 0 • view
The retainer or braces are a terrible look and sound for him. Plus that hair is super dark.
aug 18, 2025, 5:50 am • 0 0 • view
As far as I can tell, you coined the phrase "Dignity Wraith" for Chris Christie, but man, Marco Rubio is not far behind.
aug 18, 2025, 12:27 am • 4 0 • view
More.
aug 17, 2025, 11:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Only one word describes him: “Impotent.”
aug 18, 2025, 1:29 am • 1 0 • view
Agreed I thought “sack” - like a shrivelled wrinkly dry sack but husk might be more polite. 🇨🇦💪
aug 18, 2025, 5:30 am • 0 0 • view
The picture of Dorian Grey.
aug 18, 2025, 12:11 am • 0 0 • view
He’s a yes man now. Little Marco Rubio. Spineless.
aug 18, 2025, 5:44 am • 2 0 • view
power is class aaa drugs feels good at first but chasing the high will eat your soul shame, seemed such a nice boy
aug 18, 2025, 12:05 am • 3 0 • view
Mmmm, no. He never seemed like a nice boy.
aug 18, 2025, 12:10 am • 2 0 • view
I think it's sarcasm...
aug 18, 2025, 11:15 am • 1 0 • view
His eyes look so dead
aug 17, 2025, 11:55 pm • 35 0 • view
Since becoming Secretary of State he has the deer in the headlights look.
aug 18, 2025, 5:01 am • 3 0 • view
Well…. He is a Nazi.
aug 18, 2025, 3:54 am • 0 0 • view
tbf, it’s the botox…
aug 18, 2025, 7:12 am • 1 0 • view
Exactly my thoughts. Lacking a soul.
aug 17, 2025, 11:59 pm • 14 0 • view
Invasion of the body snatchers- he’s an empty shell. A Trump-bot.
aug 18, 2025, 4:53 am • 6 0 • view
Perfect!
aug 18, 2025, 1:51 pm • 0 0 • view
a dead man walking, can be no other explanation than they all have been threatened by their mafia boss something so sinister they just lie and lie and lie, aside from the blonde who does the press over, she seems to believe what she spruiks
aug 18, 2025, 4:48 am • 1 0 • view
His eyes tell the lie
aug 18, 2025, 12:00 am • 1 0 • view
Quit lying Rubio.
aug 18, 2025, 12:08 am • 0 0 • view
Not drinking enough water, probably
aug 18, 2025, 4:03 am • 0 0 • view
I disagree. He was always a morals-free moron. His own hometown hated him and did not vote for him. He is in his element.
aug 18, 2025, 12:40 am • 1 0 • view
So why did they do this other than a stunt for the public.
aug 18, 2025, 6:53 am • 0 0 • view
At 17 Rubio was cruising Alice Wainwright park for coke & prostitutes if I remember correctly. But it’s wrong to say he hasn’t changed… these days he’s has them delivered.
aug 18, 2025, 5:05 am • 0 0 • view
Political pundit who I use to get daily emails from, and met with several times yearly when I was working, touted Rubio as the next big thing in Republican politics. Granted, his view was 10-15 years ago. I wonder how that person feels now.
aug 18, 2025, 10:25 am • 0 0 • view
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
aug 18, 2025, 2:22 am • 0 0 • view
Hey Rubio, quit yer jiving! WE are NOT "a long way off"!!! The meeting is tomorrow! Just ⚖️ sayin' 👈🏼
aug 18, 2025, 12:13 am • 1 1 • view
little rubio
aug 18, 2025, 4:49 am • 0 0 • view
Good. I hope the rest of his life is spent in misery with “little Marco” stuck in his head every sleepless night like Satan’s earworm.
aug 18, 2025, 2:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Republican asshats. They can all fvck off.
aug 18, 2025, 2:18 am • 0 0 • view
Drinking the lead Kool-Aid has consequences.
aug 17, 2025, 11:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Kook-aid!
aug 18, 2025, 12:38 am • 0 0 • view
I’m still trying to wrap my head around what the hell is going on. My only hope is that “no deal” was better than a deal, under a wildly asymmetrical dynamic, that gave even more of the store away. And that this NATO + intervention can pull him back from the brink.
aug 18, 2025, 12:00 am • 0 0 • view
He has become Trump's very own Reek.
aug 18, 2025, 3:49 am • 0 0 • view
He sold his soul and got nothing in return.
aug 18, 2025, 4:04 am • 1 0 • view
bUT hE's WeARIng a SuIt
aug 18, 2025, 1:26 pm • 0 0 • view
I'd say LiddleMarco has fallen so far, but it hasn't been that far.
aug 18, 2025, 12:16 am • 1 0 • view
Someone get him a Poland Spring
aug 18, 2025, 12:09 am • 1 0 • view
It's like the Sun coming up on Christopher Lee.
aug 18, 2025, 6:27 am • 0 0 • view
We need more journalists like Martha Raddatz.
aug 18, 2025, 7:01 am • 0 0 • view
Psychologically speaking, Lil’ Marco Rubio must enjoy his masochism as he allows himself to be degraded & humiliated in front of this country, his family, friends, the world. By a piece of orange human filth. Why else would he do this to himself??
aug 18, 2025, 3:45 am • 0 0 • view
I wonder what Jesus is telling him to do. ✝️
aug 18, 2025, 12:11 am • 0 0 • view
“Don’t believe what you see! Believe what I tell you!”
aug 18, 2025, 4:51 am • 0 0 • view
You can see it in his eyes, posture, demeanor. He knows he's doing wrong.
aug 18, 2025, 1:10 am • 9 1 • view
In those oval office vids he looks like he's sinking into that couch.
aug 18, 2025, 2:25 am • 3 0 • view
"What's with all the follow-up questions? Whatever happened to 'We'll just have to leave it there?'"
aug 18, 2025, 12:01 am • 0 0 • view
Didn't mean that in a bad way! Just saying!
aug 18, 2025, 12:37 am • 0 0 • view
Be grateful!
aug 18, 2025, 12:37 am • 0 0 • view
Marco’s Botox is hurting *my* face just looking at him
aug 18, 2025, 12:06 am • 3 0 • view
❗️💯
aug 18, 2025, 4:06 am • 0 0 • view
His skin tone is actually graying.
aug 18, 2025, 1:31 am • 1 0 • view
The bad dye job and combover don’t help
aug 18, 2025, 2:28 pm • 0 0 • view
He reminds me of that one politician in about season 5 of Parks and Recreation who just sits in the room like a robot with a goofy look staring at a wall all day. Except Rubio belongs in The Hague for the US Aid debacle and the people he’s killed.
aug 18, 2025, 12:00 am • 1 0 • view
Portrait of the Secretary of State as a young man www.artic.edu/artworks/937...
aug 18, 2025, 1:03 am • 0 0 • view
Meanwhile… that portrait in the attic?
aug 18, 2025, 12:08 am • 0 0 • view
He’s combover guy
aug 17, 2025, 11:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Little Marco kissing Trump’s ass again
aug 18, 2025, 12:44 am • 0 0 • view
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aug 18, 2025, 8:41 am • 1 0 • view
Zelensky went to Turkey to meet with Putin and Putin did a taco. Now 2 taco's in the same room. Plus all the other sycophant mini-taco's. Rubiosito is having a hard time for sure.
aug 18, 2025, 2:29 am • 0 0 • view
Botox
aug 18, 2025, 1:03 am • 1 0 • view
Dudes face is totally frozen. There’s like no life in his face at all.
aug 18, 2025, 3:39 am • 1 0 • view
#ettd. Everything Trump Touches Dies. It is so true.
aug 18, 2025, 5:09 am • 1 0 • view
I remember when he was a Republican bright light. He sold his soul. So sad.
aug 18, 2025, 5:05 am • 0 0 • view
It’s a bad combover for a person twice his chronological age.
aug 18, 2025, 3:34 pm • 0 0 • view
Radditz: “He said there would be consequences if there wasn’t a ceasefire…” “ Rubio: “Yeah, but…”
aug 18, 2025, 5:07 am • 1 0 • view
He’s in over his head. He’s too small for the job. 🙄
aug 18, 2025, 12:54 am • 1 0 • view
One of the few pleasures of this moment is watching Rubio’s soul slowly ooze out of his body.
aug 18, 2025, 10:27 am • 1 0 • view
Good for him . He’s a a piece of 💩.
aug 18, 2025, 2:14 pm • 0 0 • view
They keep moving the goal post. Liars always change the facts when they get caught.
aug 18, 2025, 5:11 am • 1 0 • view
This is sickening.
aug 18, 2025, 5:15 am • 0 0 • view
Another simply awful human being in the Trump orbit. Hard to believe he was once the Republican Golden Boy. They are all dessicated already, really. Just zombies.
aug 18, 2025, 1:34 am • 4 1 • view
The Guardians Of Putin and lying have become the only things (besides greed) that defines the Republicans.
aug 18, 2025, 5:55 am • 0 0 • view
He chose poorly
aug 17, 2025, 11:56 pm • 11 0 • view
If I was a Democrat president I'd expel Florida from the union. It's irredeemable. Better to show them the door.
aug 18, 2025, 5:40 am • 1 0 • view
Unlike Dorian Gray, Rubio screwed up his agreement & is actually aging twice as fast instead of growing youthful.
aug 18, 2025, 4:53 am • 0 0 • view
In the Dignity Loss Olympics he’s going for gold
aug 18, 2025, 2:34 am • 3 0 • view
the confidence and cadence of a man in control!
aug 17, 2025, 11:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Also, he's doing like eight jobs. Can't be easy.
aug 18, 2025, 12:18 am • 1 0 • view
The really bad part about Rubio is that he actually knows better and is just going to appease the coward Trump to keep a job
aug 18, 2025, 3:23 am • 0 0 • view
Observations: -Djt2.0 has had less personnel volatility than djt1.0 ... No more Scaramucci's, ya know? -Rubio has been able to avoid attention/scandals. He's kept his head down and he looks so pitiful that he's been able to do his 1,000 jobs out of the spotlight.
aug 18, 2025, 12:59 am • 1 0 • view
He is such a pathetic weenie
aug 18, 2025, 4:46 am • 1 0 • view
A$$h*le TACO'd!
aug 18, 2025, 12:26 am • 0 0 • view
He's turning gray before our eyes. Be well little Marco.
aug 18, 2025, 5:15 am • 0 0 • view
Don't forget everyone gets a knife, fork, and spoon at their place setting tomorrow. And don't forget to smile.
aug 18, 2025, 5:20 am • 0 0 • view
These people are pathetic..."you're not going to"..they think reverting to this tough guy act allows them to avoid facing questions...THREE AND A HALF MORE YEARS AMERICA...THANK GOD IM NOT IN COUNTRY
aug 18, 2025, 5:05 am • 1 0 • view
The Dignity Wraith is undefeated
aug 18, 2025, 2:25 am • 1 0 • view
Radditz is a total sellout.
aug 18, 2025, 4:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Let's not pretend like Donald Trump knows what he is doing, Donald Trump absolutely doesn't know what he is doing.
aug 17, 2025, 11:56 pm • 23 0 • view
Every time the newscasters report that important info is being presented to him, as if he would know what to do with it, I roll my eyes.
aug 18, 2025, 12:55 am • 6 2 • view
He is only six months younger than Ted Cruz ... yet looks decades younger.
aug 17, 2025, 11:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Get him a clean AMEX, some Vicks, and a new pacifier STAT! A fresh bottle of Mr. Bubble would be rad, too...
aug 18, 2025, 1:33 am • 0 0 • view
I was thinking he got a tip from Noem on the immovable forehead. Makes keeping a very straight face possible.
aug 18, 2025, 1:02 am • 1 0 • view