Yeah right.... surely Vlad was so pleased with DonOld that rolled a tank with he USA flag in Ukraine today... www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYs7...

Glad we have a special envoy?

I don't trust our president at all.

Great analogy!

Perfect. "She's looking right at me!"

KGB

thank the lord all these heads of state have ALL the intel on him.

Delusional is a key quality for most of the administration

At the risk of repeating myself, see Russian fable abt the Scorpion & the Frog.

Ich denke, das ist ein bisschen zu persönlich, aber ich verstehe, was du meinst. Der Typ hat definitiv kein "Lap" im Sinne von "Schutz" oder "Unterstützung".

Putin is blackmailing Trump.

Perfect analogy 👌

Why are you bringing Melania into this?

Hey now., connections like that can be quite deep. As deep as one's pockets.

Very apt analogy. He’s either just stupid or bullshitting as usual

"Anora" + "Florida Project" = WTF is really going on with America.

even weirder thing here is that Trump learned the jargon "trilat"

He does not know what trilat means. He thinks it's 3 people having a physical experience. Watching my language

It’ll be his new code word when wants to invite two of his cabinet fluff girls to the oval.

he’s trilat w melania and laura loomer

He can’t say “three-way” because it would make people think of Epstein.

He likely has a hard time pronouncing the full word.

We can imagine his mopes around him are saying it every other word having pumped themselves up on the possibility.

It must be physically painful for these world leaders to have to pretend the US President isn’t an absolute joke.

The absolute truth

i think it was macron he was talking to? was saying, trump, thanks for taking of this for us, man. great work. Sad.

He probably heard it from one of the other leaders in the previous 5 minutes. He will not remember the word by Friday.

He never knew what it meant, probably thought they said trilevel

Don’t you mean he invented the word. All by himself.

Yeah, I noticed that, too. Luckily for Trump, “trilat” is easy to pronounce.

it's like watching a two year old successfully poop in the toilet on his own. small steps.

But dollars to donuts he could *not* accurately deconstruct the component concepts

He might have a dim grasp of “tri”. But “lateral”, in this context/usage? No fuckin’ way 🤡

He does know that’s not the same thing as a throuple though, right? Right? I mean he sounds so damn thirsty with that creepy RFK rasp.

I laughed* out loud when he used that - twice - after the meeting w Zelenskyy. *I also swore out loud : )

I know right lol

and in jumped Macron (of course it had to be Macron) with a yet newer term: quadrilat. Show off! 😉

Trump has a blazing man crush on Putin and he’ll do anything to please him. Putin is the only person to pierce Trump’s narcissism.

learned it in a Moscow hotel room

I was just going to comment that I am sure he has no idea what it is an abbreviation for. He only knows that it's the word his advisors use when they are talking about all three meeting at once.

Trump fanboying for Putin is … beyond stunning.

I don't think he believes what he's saying here? If anyone said anything to me in that con-man voice, I wouldn't believe it. "As crazy as it sounds" is in the actual text of a zillion scammy internet ads.

We’re in deep 💩

DEMENTIA

he bought the lap dance and asked for change back.

to be fair they did get married

fair

omfg

Don't be so cynical—Putin is just stripping as a way to earn some extra cash so he can finish his degree in child psychology.

How humiliating.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

A+ Josh

Why was his meeting with Putin held in secret and Zelensky and the EU televised??

‼️‼️‼️

When you're receiving Manchurian Candidate-style orders....

He’s acting like a used car salesman who has to make a deal by EOD, or else.

Obsession with high status individuals is a HUGE Narcissistic Personality Disorder symptom.

That ain't funny, man: he married that girl.

Completely unfair on Trump: he'd get his lawyer to buy the lap dance.

Not that it matters. But where is the Secretary of State Rubio?

Josh. Now you’re channeling Trump’s deepest fantasy. He’s been jonesing for a Putin lap dance for years. 🥸

When you’re a star, Josh…

I think he's saying it this way bc he thinks they'll also want to do a deal for him. Like you're not doing this for Putin, you're doing this for me. It's just his transactional lizard brain in action. It will be embarrassing for him when Vlad asks about it but he'll tell him he was lying his behalf

Hahaha!

Stormy thought I was hot... no! really!

Pathological narcissist

F*ing moron needs to be yanked by Article 25 immediately. Simultaneously pathetic and dangerous.

Yes Donold. It’s crazy.

Macron is one of a relative handful of elite French politicians who are fluent in English and somehow I think he's regretting it now.

Someone should ask Trump, "Do you know that 'gullible' isn't the dictionary?"

It speaks volumes. This is not about suffering and dying Ukrainians, it’s about HIM. His ego, his thirst for attention, the possibility he can somehow make a quick buck or two.

that he understands how crazy it sounds is more self-awareness than was in evidence before though

Most definitely. He’s a mark for sure.

Just unreal

He had to call his master because he was so rattled by so many powerful people telling him he is full of shit. And then his master told him the GRU has a really big Epstein dossier.

Woof.

Gullible or delusional? Both?…

I mean..... he does have life precedent for that one.

He really believes Putin would do it as a favor to him

Can we back up a sec? To "Yeah, I set up a lad, so." Disclosure: My sound card blew so I've only got the captioning. It he actually saying something else? If that's what he's saying, huh?

The captioning is bad. He said "trilat" lingo for tri-lateral.

God damn, that KGB training that Putin got back in the 70s and 80s has sure paid for itself a thousand times over.

Any stripper would be wise enough to toss him a free lap dance.

Deep connection with a stripper is extra.

Well that certainly ties in with all the sexual assaults.

Well, he got you elected, Donnie, so maybe you’re right.

Perfect analogy

And also, he owes the stripper so much he’s barely able to keep up with the vig.

Counterpoint: I know a guy IRL who is currently dating a stripper.

He rants about how celebrities used to come up to him at events and tell him how great he was, and now they pretend they don't like him. And you can tell he means it. He literally thought Hollywood schmoozing was real.

and he has no friends who'll set him straight.

Of course Putin agreed to create the illusion of "wins" for conservative media & the feckless GOP to spin to the mindless supporters of 🍊💩. All of that has nothing to do with ending R attacks on Ukraine. 🍊💩 'In the 6 wars I've ended, there hasn't been a cease fire." The idiocy of that is so insane.

🤣🤣🤣

This photo illustrates the pathetic nature of Trump’s relationship with Putin—Trump never smiles naturally, but here he adopts the rictus-like fake grin of the lowly supplicant, desperate to ingratiate himself with the boss.

Putin has made Trump even more of a fool.

There is no sex in the champagne room

He married her too

Fantastic analogy!

TR \U M P I

He’s just reading Vladimir’s script, eh?

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Josh! Omg, your framing of this made me choke on my water! Thanks for the laugh, thanks! ✌️🤝👏👏👏👏

I'd like to hear what specialists in psychology have to say. Real specialists, who are familiar with this phenomenon. I suspect it's rare, especially among positions of power (because we see the enormous consequences of it). I'd like to do more than just laugh and cry. I'd like to understand.

It George Bush looked into his soul and saw that it was good

Malignant narcissist

Trump will get the peace prize after today. He's a real Christian.

Trump is the blank know-nothing who is on the side of whoever was in the room last.

Buys a lap dance *on credit*

Because he has to buy everything nobody in their right mind would voluntarily do shit with this tub of shit soulless Nazi ghoul 😜✌🏻

We are so screwed as country.

This guy HAS sold America out big time. I pray there is a way back..... Just pray there is

honestly it's just nice to hear him talking like a normal person instead of his usual shouting, smug, own the dems louche whining way, but goes to show exactly how performative he is

TFG's entire focus is / has been, to gain attention. He has NO inherent positive attributes, not much education, has the speaking ability of an under-educated 5 yr old, exhibits no ethics at all. A LOSER WHO CAN'T SEEM TO GET THE ADULATION HE DESPARATELY SEEKS. Because he's done nothing to earn it.

The sick pedophile has ALWAYS sought the approval of others. It's truly disgusting how easily it is to manipulate this moron who's our president.

hmmm. you know that does sound crazy!

And we also know the stripper actually exists.

He's right about one thing, it does sound crazy... I'm so sick of a god damned snake oil salesman thinking everything is a deal because his eternally disappointed father paid to have a book written by him about "deals" Jesus Tapdancing Christ, when can we get off this stupid fucking ride?

Literally staring off into space over here.

I’m starting to think the compromising video that Putin has on Trump is just recent footage of him sleeping soundly in his own bed. In the Whitehouse.

Why mushroom d*ck? Because obviously you can't Do Your Damn Job!

What a rube.

I'm so tired of the word deal.

Russian Spoken Here

Because he's an "alpha male."

Since when has he ever given a shit about anyone else long enough to have any connection? Unless the stripper is a child begging for him not to rape her, he’s just not interested.

appears he's speaking with Macron.

"there's no fool, like an old fool"

Fucking shameful

D is for delusion.