craziest thing is those urns/vases on the fireplace mantel may be gold but most of the shit just looks like plastic crap, maybe a base metal with plating but honestly just looks painted.
craziest thing is those urns/vases on the fireplace mantel may be gold but most of the shit just looks like plastic crap, maybe a base metal with plating but honestly just looks painted.
So embarrassing.
I have seen (but can't now find) references to the gold on the mantle being pieces from a gilt table service given to James Madison and sometimes used for state dinners... But they just highlight the fakeness of the rest of the stuff.
Someone in the Whitehouse on the take? As well as Trump I mean!
It's like a golden shower of crime.
That's what happens when Queens couples with an Eastern European Iron Curtain gold digging soft core porn escort.
He chose poorly
Said the 1500 year old knight.
Josh: Me follow you long time.... Whenever I see those on the mantle my mind drifts towards the hope that they might, one day soon, contain his ashes. Carry on.
A whorehouse implies consent. There is a rapist in this photo.
I heard what I belief was a real sound bite a bit ago where he was saying how hard it was to find “good” gold spray paint 😂
spray painted garden urns
The items on the mantel were pieces from around the entire White House - he had them all moved to the mantel From beautiful pieces to ugly collage
A lot of that is architectural wall pieces spray painted gold. Home Depot schlock.
Never mind the tackiness, the fact that he keeps obsessively adding to he collection is just plain weird.
So tacky! He's such a loser, he hasn't realized at his age that no amount of real estate, $ or 'gold' will make up for ALL that he's lacked all his life: k8ndness, empathy, humanity, love ...those are the things that get you the valuable things in life in return.
It probably is painted. He wouldn't know the difference
Absolutely. And the style is incoherent costume-store shite.
If it’s real gold, I’d bet that when ( or if?😬) the orange menace ever moves out of the White House (doesn’t seem like a sure thing these days), he’s gonna to tiptoe through the Oval office and everywhere else he’s filled up with gold crap and GRINCH the lot.
I hope so! He can take his concrete patio and his ballroom too.
Me too! Still can’t believe they murdered Jackie Kennedy’s beautiful rose garden.
Hobby Lobby or Temu
Goes with a Temu president.
His “golf trophies”?
Those are probably the $50 trophies that he was given for his club championships that he cheated to win.
It’s going to take so much work to remove that shit nice he’s gone. The finish carpenter in me cringes.
Exactly what I expect from Trump - shallow and flashy, no substance
It all looks chintzy and cheap. So gross.
And we paid for it.
The cherubs above the doors are resin (plastic) dipped in gold paint, and the rest of the flourishes probably are too. bsky.app/profile/thec...
Cherubs!!!
Mantel pieces, who spray painted 19th century champagne buckets? Or perhaps they are bar gear rentals!
Golf trophies. ROFL.
Really, not joking.
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Vegas whorehouse hilarious but his grandfather ran a whorehouse in the PNW so the irony is palpable 😂😂😂
Fate dictates that all of the gold tchotchkes get melted down to make a monument to transgender athletes after Trump leaves office.
The color difference between the actual gold pieces from the WH collection and the gold colored junk is obvious.
I’d heard they were finding crap at Home Depot and spray painting it Gold
Oh, it’s all garbage
They are probably made in China...
Do you think this is his stuff or did we have it in the White House attic?
Are those the world's ugliest golf trophies on that fireplace?
I have won more tasteful metalwork for completing a 5k.
They look like a row of funeral urns. I wonder if Epstein's ashes are in one of them?
I'm pretty sure it's gold because I'm pretty sure we paid for it.
They are Styrofoam plastic vases from the Dollar Tree.
Well, in fairness his grandpappy was a brothel owner.
Nothing screams "Classy!" like Hobby Lobby appliqué and hot glue
And a candy dish or two
Walmart or temu? I can’t decide.
Probably DIY craft kits from Hobby Lobby.
Hobby Lobby has its own issues. Has faced significant controversy and public attention regarding its positions and actions on several social and political issues, particularly regarding its owners' religious beliefs and their impact on company policies.
Which makes it a perfect choice for Preznit Drumpf.
Made in China either way.
That's because it is JUST all crap. Painted crap. Just like 🍊🤡
He’s made the Oval Office look just like the Liberace Museum. Covered it here if you want 2 minutes of mockery: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6CLbGfy/
Gaddafi vibes
bsky.app/profile/jonk...
it's absolutely gold painted foam ornamentation.
I think when it all started it was quickly established to be cheap shite ornaments ordered through Ali-Express
He’s cheap…that’s either plastic or gold plated (most likely the former)😂his suits are cheap…the wrinkled pants…yikes‼️ Dude just doesn’t look like $…can’t buy class…remains a ‘carnival barker’ 🤷🏽♀️
I have T-ball trophies from the 1980s that look more authentic. 😅
That looks like pot metal
We’ll have I got some news for you buddy. Gold paint is not gold. Idc what anyone says about it.
I'm betting on spray paint. Nothing Trump has/does is of any quality.
Or full of ashes…
Spreading like kudzu. Or tribbles, without the cuteness.
My teenage bowling trophies were more realistically "gold".
Money can’t buy taste.
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In this case it bought bad taste A shitload of bad taste
It literally can though (as long as it's someone else's taste), they could've paid someone to do decent interior design
They could, but he doesn’t have enough taste to realize he has bad taste. As Carrie Fisher’s character said in When Harry Met Sally, “Everybody thinks they have good taste and a sense of humor but they couldn’t possibly all have good taste”
doesn't even seem to be able to buy real gold
Atlantic City whorehouse. . .
Manly men love ornate gold filigree.
i installed gold filigree and trim on my band saw
OOOH Fancy!
Our new Gilded Age, but this time it’s just gold-ish spray paint
Hobby Lobby and gold spray paint. Tacky AND cheap.
Yes straight from “DIY Dollar Store Crafts”!
Saw it on a DIY TikTok channel.
Yup. Home Depot too. The White House sent someone to Home Depot to get a polyester applique and some gold spray paint for $60. It’s really nuts.
well, they 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 sending peeps to the home depot anyway. . .
bahahaha so true
And then they deported immigrants
OMGGGG that is too funny
There’s no end to the tacky.
It blows my mind that people fall for it. The idea that this is actually what rich people’s lives look like.
Someone found these on Ali Express a few months ago for like $3 too 🤣🤣🤣
And probably made in China
Someone posted adverts of it on Alibaba Express.
Look more real if .ade in China, that's a grafter gold, #dementiadon wouldn't know the difference
ABSOLUTELY made in China.
What, do you think he’s made of money?
Spray tan…. Spray gold.
Not quite the same but damn close. Bet they charged 10x that price for it when submitting the receipts. 🤬
this is the official portrait of mabel mcdonald "pay up sucka" goldstein. she is the white house interior decorator. and i bet you're right about the markup.
Expect to start seeing a lot of crap like this in your MAGA family/friends houses.
The rest of the room is no less hideous. I didn't know until recently that he'd put it on the walls, doors, everywhere! UGH! I think it's chocolate covered in gold foil. bsky.app/profile/nksu...
they glued that tacky shit on everything that would stand still
I just hope that it comes off easily without doing any long term damage.
I thought about that, too. Hopefully they can just sand everything and repaint.
I hope so too!
Probably charges us hardworking taxpayers for 24 karat and then pockets the ka-ching.
Exactly! bsky.app/profile/chri... Check this one out!
"Allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth."
Yep, we can just omit the "and taste" part of that lyric!
Which is constantly demonstrated by the Dump family
Well he did just come back from the Smithsonian. And he’s stolen other things before.
His whole family is just a long line scumbags
Don't forget his sister A federal appeals Judge stepped down rather than face a misconduct inquiry www.nytimes.com/2019/04/10/u...
She taught him how to manipulate and exploit the legal system.
Tasteless grifters.
Not all of them. His niece, Mary, and her dad weren't.
His grandfather was a Chicago pimp. His friend Epstein was a pimp. So, what do you think he is operating in Florida (Mar-A-Lago) a country club.
And yet, not all the Trumps are scumbags. You do realise you can't choose the family you are born into, right?
K
How dare you say anything nice about someone with the last name Trump 😄
But how much money does he REALLY have? How much debt is he carrying? And I'm really pissed because I honestly believe that the US taxpayer is on the hook for this shit.
könnte sein......🙄
I’ve read he’s increased his personal wealth since January 2025 by over a billion. He’s definitely stealing from the US taxpayer.
We’ll never know how much of our $$ he’s throwing away on this tacky AF decor. There won’t be any transparency about how this administration is spending our money. I wouldn’t be surprised if some of it’s getting siphoned away into offshore accounts. His ex-BFF’s tech boys could have set that up.😒
It's all 24 carat and if he can't be president anymore he's taking it all with him.
Why do you think it is 24 carat? Vs cheap ass gold spray from a can?
It was a joke based on the Trump grift. Get tax payers to buy a load of gold for the white house and then take it to Maralago.
I'm pretty sure I saw someone who had spotted the exact same weird wall decorations on a discount site This does not mean that the US tax payer didn't pay $$$ for them, of course
How much went into his crypto account
He's perpetually broke because it's his grift. He's a an international laundromat for Russia. That's why Deutschebank kept making bad loans to him. He owes everything to the Russian Mafia. They've been propping up "Agent Krasnov", since Reagan was still President
All the wealth he has is newly acquired through his talent for grifting or extracted from those wanting to get stuff done through him.
Looks like a Russian palace in 1917.
I have had more than one fantasy of the rapist, Malaria, Vanky ,her paramour, and the animal killer brothers being brought to the basement of the palace ala the Romanovs..
QtipsANON- Money can't buy CLASS!
Well everything else about Shitler is fake, so...
Google up "The Flodders". That's basically who moved in to the White House.
Wow just hit me if we painted the windmills gold (not actually gilding them) would dt suddenly love them? How about if we added his name would they be ok then? Or wait how about dt gets a personal 1% of the revenue tax free? I bet we could find him stroking them like he does Putin's hand.
Next up fraudulent trophies presented to dt gilding not optional. Dt is the old nextdoor neighbor with the plastic covers on the couch in their formal livingroom. I wish we had pics of inside his childhood home. Oval now looks like a want to be cheap imitation of Putins main hall
Josh, come on, those aren’t urns. They are all of the trophies he won while competing in golf, soccer, basketball, tennis, boxing, skiing, swimming, ping pong, football, baseball, long distance running, power lifting, wrestling, pole vaulting, cycling and hockey. The best all around athlete ever!
Josh! Those scrolls were seen on the internet. White plastic, which they spray painted that cheap tacky gold color.
This (with fewer urns) says those were from the White House collection. Also there is a shot of the gilded ceiling insignia www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump...
Are those his golf “trophies”. AKA when people let him win.
The moulding, the President like you to know, is actually gold leaf! He seems very proud of his gold leafed bric-a-brac as he selected it himself and has STRONG feelings about foil & the failure to develop a gold paint that "looks right." youtu.be/Yr-IjqoENOs?...
I think it’s brass-colored spray paint.
His idea of Versailles. Trump Tower apt photos were a preamble
Exactly. The real gold, tacky as it is, makes the brassy yellow tones of all the fake stuff look even worse. I mean, how can he not be embarrassed? And... is it getting worse over time?
It gets worse all the time. And there was a story about him responding to a reporter's policy question with musings about how he could add more gold shit to the ceiling.
I’m sure someone found the identical tacky ones on Amazon or somewhere.
Just saw them below 🥹
Gilt walls sends an aristocratic message unbecoming of the representative of the people & I'm not a fan of it, but I've mainly been whatever. Those urns/vases/statues are REALLY ugly & tacky
He's working his way toward changing the name from The White House to Trump Palace, or something similarly garish.
They start out as literal gold urns when taken out of storage, then I would be surprised if the real gold ones did not migrate to his personal collection, to be replaced by cheap replicas, that are then returned to storage.
It looks like they're designed to appear like trophies. We know how much he likes to be considered a winner.
I think it is his tiny, deformed wee wee that makes him that makes him so vile...
They are his golf trophies from cheating at his properties.
Where’s that fantastic guy on video saying what a cheat he was at golf?
….with pound shop spray paint 😸
Can't imagine those golf trophies/urns being solid gold; some gold plated maybe? Real gold is not that shiny/bright. Oscar statues are solid brass, then 24K gold plated. Regardless, the entire Oval Office now trashed.
The wall stuff looks so tacky
It's like a Love Is Blind set.
Good time for Charlie Sheen's story about Trump gifting him some "platinum" cuff links supposedly from Harry Winston. The key point of the story is that Trump was wearing them himself before taking them pff and giving them to Sheen: youtu.be/dp6BIDCZRic?...
I’m with you, those urns. I just can not. ⚱️🤣🤣
I just think everything is meant to troll us. It’s impossible to believe anyone could think that looks good.
He thinks it looks good.
Why is it that all these photos remind me of farts???
😂
That looks restrained and tasteful compared to what he did to the Oval Office.
Yes, you’re right. 😣
So tacky. Ugh.
Wait for the ballroom. He says he is paying for it. That’s BS. We’re paying.
The local Home Depot has probably run out of tacky gold cans of spray on paint. Everything looks as fake as he is. Only thing missing is the nude on bear skin rug.
What about the black velvet painting of Elvis?
I am waiting for the avocado green rugs to appear
Yeah I was just thinking the silver on my Warhammer models looks more real
The bizarre plaster appliqués look to have been at least leafed with gold foil, but those urns and tchotchkes? They could have at least leafed those too for consistency.
Don’t the vases look like they’re turning green with tarnish?
Tackier than even a Vegas Whorehose , frankly.
Yeah the appliques are all press board, Styrofoam or plastic like from Hobby Lobby
Right? Hope he command stripped them up so they’ll come down easy in 3.5yrs. He is our tenant and in the people’s house.
Yeah- I was gonna say... I realize real gold is very shiny and all... but this shit looks yellow
That is actually oddly comforting.
Another Bsky member dropped a post a couple weeks back showing an Amazon page for a decorative plaster ornament IDENTICAL to the ones on either side of the fireplace (only made of molded plaster). Add some high-quality gold spray paint, and that tacky $23.95 POS is ready for the Oval Office! 😨🤦♂️
Worse, he's applied gold paint all over the place (even the ceiling) to existing white plaster architectural elements. It's going to be expensive and painstaking to restore. But I can't imagine anything more necessary.
(Necessary on a symbolic front, I mean.)
Looks like Easter candy. Peel the foil back and there’s chocolate underneath.
His folks are buying spray paint from Home Depot and Michaels as well as a bunch of those styrofoam forms... Put the forms down on some newspaper, spray them, and voila!
That's what I was saying last week. It's all Made in China gaudy, cheesy, ugly crap.
The irony! Trump’s Chi-NA office.
It’s like the dollar store had a clearance sale.
Those urns are not gold. Plated pewter or something else.
Or maybe those are the golfing championship trophies from his clubs.
It wouldn't surprise me if some of those are scattered around the room.
He hired a guy to apply gold leaf to the reliefs and vases. They're gilded just like him.
None of those gaudy gold ornaments in the Whitehouse are real. They literally bought plastic wall ornaments from Alibaba, spraypainted them gold, and glued them onto everything. They are literally just the cheapest, tackiest thing you could imagine.
The reliefs on the fireplace were there before, though.
Negative, you can look at the Whitehouse prior to Trump. They glued plastic crap onto the marble fireplace.
From Alibaba! 😂😂😂 cheap and fake as that RAPIST FELON
Those randomly insanely inappropriately misplaced curlicues are an embarrassment
Trump did go on a whole rant about how gold’s color is so hard to replicate lol, so checks out.
The urns contain the ashes of his and his and his cabinet’s balls
I'm embarrassed every time I see it. A bunch of random gold-plated tchotchkes
I'm willing to bet it's gold leaf put over craft-store clearance items.
Be something he had left over in one of his tacky warehouses, sold to the public at vastly over-priced rates, bin would have been a better place for it
Tacky crap from the Dollar Tree.
Wide boi is a tasteless fucking philistine. Dead set embarrassment.
Guessing Trump is getting it from CHINA like everything he sells. Google, "Polyurethane Medallion", and you'll find them. www.google.com/search?q=pol...
Guess his hairdresser’s expanding into interior design now.
Late to this, but I'm thinking some of those might be "trophies" for the phony club championships he claims to win every year
The Federal style is subtle ornamentation and classic design elements. If you glue gewgaws all over it it clashes. It's out of balance. The Founder's style lost, buried.
Polyurethane wall accents are available at Home Depot, cherubs are $15. Paint sold separately.
The garbage on the wall is just gold-painted plastic or resin.
Those vases are probably from his golf championships from his golf clubs! You know the ones he won even when he wasn’t there!
Home Interiors shit
Yellow
It's plastic or polystyrene - photos of it on Alibaba were trending some time ago. It's painted. As for the urns/vases, I doubt they're real gold either. At best, plate; probably not even that. (And who paid for them?)
The urns are from the Vermeil Room, were purchased by previous presidents for the house, and I agree with everyone who assumes his sticky fingers won't be limited to classified information this time should he actually leave.
He's only leaving the White House feet first because the Republicans want a king who will override the majority of the people. That's the only way they stay in power.
WE paid for all that gaudy crap. 🤬
I can only hope that a Fabulous interior designer overcharged them keeping in mind he’d likely only get paid 1/3-1/2 of what they said he would and still made out like a bandit
Individually they probably do look like gold and some of them may actually look nice (not my taste, though!), but all together like that they just look cheap, fake, and tacky.
The bits on the wall and fireplace are Ekena Millwork Polyurethane Appliques, spray painted gold. Home Depot has them for $60 a piece, but I expect you can buy them cheaper in bulk from Temu or Alibaba or similar.
Good catch!
That‘s exactly what I expect from the office of the President of the by far biggest economy on Earth. Former dictators at least left behind giant buildings full of art which gave skilled workers jobs for decades, sometimes centuries. Trump will leave behind only cheap crap from China.
Plastic is as plastic does..
Or plated
They are ice buckets for wine painted gold. Who the f*ck puts wine buckets on their mantel
It is so goddamned garish and ugly and what the HELL he is using the same piece in both horizontal and vertical orientation like a toddler with a rubber stamp.
I totally agree. I posted my comment before seeing yours. That really looks like the plastic you paint to match the decor. Tacky AF.
There you go👇.., you may easily achieve the exact same look with TAMIYA COLOR plastic paint for about $11.99/can. There's a French expression we use here 🇨🇦 called "Quétaine" which pretty well matches Trump's style, meaning cheap, ridiculously over emphasized, unrefined, with a bit of "Elvis" touch🫡
Absolutely that! I've had house trim hand painted with gold leaf... but you know that the Temu Oval Office is all about that spray paint.
It is actually plastic spray painted
It’s what Liberace would have wanted
Looks like it's from Hobby Lobby to me.
The wall appliques have been identified as polyurethane things from Home Depot - about $40 apiece - that have been spray-painted. Or can you apply actual gold to polyurethane?
The answer to your question is : No
Flip this Oval Office!
Paint. They can’t afford gold leaf, it probably wouldn’t stick to polyurethane, and it takes a craftsperson a long time to create things with gold leaf. And tяump would stiff them on their bill. So, cheap Chinese plastic stuff from Hobby Lobby.
There's fake gold leaf and a brush-on adhesive made for it. There's cheap fake leaf and expensive. Neither shines up to really look like 24K gold. Real 24K gold leaf is $$$. Looks like some pic frames may have good leaf, statues etc. have plating, and the Home Depot decor things spray paint.
i work with gold leaf for scrolls. (it’s a hobby thing.) none of that looks gold to me.
Yep. That's all gold-ish spray paint with zero actual gold content.
the multiple shades are painful to look at.
We were helping an artist move, and I found a pad of actual gold leaf that he had purchased for artistic reasons. Interesting! Several sheets, all gold, each about two molecules thick. (Trying to picture someone applying a gazillion of these business card-sized things to the Denver capitol dome.)
I’m so embarrassed to have the rest of the world see us like this
With spray paint. So embarrassing.
Bulk order only painted Chinese plastic crap.
looks like props for a pirate movie.
Obscenely tacky. Just embarrassing
It’s Temu- White House Collection.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Our new gilded age
I think it’s oddly appropriate that our new Gilded Age should feature artificial gold so prominently.
Well you must have visited said establishment if you know what it looks like! Also, there is DC crafter incarcerated in the WH basement spraying Target polystyrene 'embellishments' in gold lacquer!
Coincidentally, the president is also a base metal with plating
Looks like Cho-chi’s from a dollar general store.
Tchotchkes?
“… maybe a base metal with plating but honestly just looks painted.“ Just like his skin.
There you are... At least he isn't wasting too much money. Oh wait, some company owned by someone of his family probably gets $5,000 for each.
I had to look further. 😁 The cheap solution are those plastic things with fake gold spray. The real thing, like in the Kremlin, isn't so expensive either. The Veneers are from plaster poured into forms and beaten gold on top of it. Premium quality is €480/m² ($50/ft²). Add 10 minutes work for each.
No, for the one above you probably need half an hour to apply and polish the beaten gold. Still cheap (as is The Clown). The whorehouse with that his grandfather made the family's money was in a gold miners city in Yukon, though.
Do we know if the taxpayer paid for the “real gold”?
And he's openly admitted to selecting pictures based on their frames. "I'm a frame guy"
Yeah, there's a lot of "gold". Apparently, with a few bucks on Temu and some gold spray paint, you too can have the same effect at home. But you wouldn't want to.
Little known fact: Trump’s maternal grandfather was a leprechaun. The tiny hands are another tell.
And so many of them, all jammed together like grandma's free gas station glasses in a cupboard.
you didn't see the clip of the woman who identified that plastic filigree shit for sale on the Home Depot website? It's hilarious
At best, it's gold leaf but more likely gold paint 😂
Gilded, even
Are the urns his Club Championship trophies? Seriously wondering.
I think the mantelpiece stuff is all plated. Some of The frames might be gold leaf. Whatever, yamtits’s “gold guy” needs to be imprisoned.
It's embarrassing
Gold? I’m pretty sure second hand trophies are made from BRASS!
They are his golf trophies from winning at his golf courses.
*cheating
It's important for one to stay consistent with one's aesthetic -- from personal care, to wardrobe, to interior decor. He has chosen Peak Tacky Faux for his style, and bygosh, you gotta admire him for sticking with it.
Someone tracked the new fireplace grate down to Wayfair. People have found a lot of the other tacky stuff at Home Depot, Hobby Lobby etc. It’s all plastic or plaster and spray painted gold.
He thinks he’s Midas
His "golf trophies" 🙄🤦🏼♀️
It’s real? I thought it was clever photoshop! 😳
Or a middle eastern dictator. I mean even that vatican is probably "Dude, that's a bit much".
Now you're just offending Vegas institutions! (the Whitehouse is clearly trashier)
Define tasteless crass vulgarity in a photo Perfect!
Vegas whorehouses aren't nearly as tacky. Based on what I've heard from others.
Liberace would be sick. #GoldenIdle #TackyTraitor
I've hung out in a brothel in Nevada - they look less tacky.
Kremlin
That feels like an insult to Vegas whorehouses honestly. They're more subtle I think.
Revolution, baby, let's go!!!
You can’t turn the executive mansion in to the Kremlin no matter how hard you try. It screams loser.
He’s recreating Versailles. And we know what happened there.
Paid for by the American voters who no longer will have Medicare, SS , SNAP, veterans benefits, or cheap eggs/ groceries. Dictator first. Americans last.
We're also getting a giant formal ballroom that none of his MAGA-rubes will ever set foot in AND 8" of concrete slathered over the Rose Garden.
What he did to the Rose Garden is disgusting and an erasure of the White House's history. Many of the flowers and trees were gifts to First Ladies by foreign countries over many years.
… for which Jackie O should rise from the grave, walk down the hill and over the bridge and past the Lincoln Memorial all the way to the residence, whereupon she would kick his ass to Perdition. And she had the titanium spine to do it. Another soul who awaits him at St Peter’s gate.
and slap melanie
Malaria destroyed Jackie's beloved rose garden, too.
"Vegas whorehouse" is the best description I've seen of this dollar store decor that he just can't get enough of.
Nevada whorehouses are far more tasteful than this.
A Kremlin whorehouse
Looks like a pawn stars episode
Vegas whorehouses have way more class and probably smell better.
Just a shrine to incredibly bad taste. Is there a disinfectant shower on the way out. trump does have a history of turning buildings into bed bug palaces.
...not that you've ever been inside one, of course...
It is a Vegas whorehouse there is a prostitute and a pedophile
Two words: International. Embarrassment.
Well, we know poor Zelensky is getting screwed there.
Vile. Ugly. Disgusting. Tacky. Like everything about him.
Though I've never been, I can't imagine a Vegas House of Negotiated Affection being so garish, gaudy, tawdry, or trashy.
"House of Negotiated Affection"....Love that!
Thanks! It's from a podcast series my writing partner and I wrote. Pretty cool series and characters.
Do decorate and where and how you feel at home.
Temu tat!
The best part is when Zelenskyy pointed out that Marjorie Trailor Green's boyfriend was wearing the same suit.😂😂😂😂😂 Why isn't the media playing it?? It was a perfect response.
What was funnier was Trump saying "Biden wasn't a smart man, and he'd never been a smart man, that he wasn't a smart man 4 years ago and now he's even worse" . 🤣
Very Gumpish, even for Trump.
This is horrifying.
So you are saying you frequent Vegas “whore”houses? We don’t have legal ones here.
This schlocky Maralago gift shop crap is an embarrassment.
From left to right along the mantlepiece: Sweeties/candies, condoms, dummies/pacifiers, used condoms, used dummies/pacifiers, lubes, sweety/candy wrappers. 🏆
Tacky AF.
He had gone full Eastern European dictator kitsch. Like Kadyrov, Lukashenko, Aliyev. All subordinates of Pootie Tang.
The stain will be our reminder!
Can't find it right now but look for the meme about how even Liberace's ghost couldn't deal with how tacky the Oval has become. 👻😂🙄✊
YAASSS! 😂 Thank you. 👍✊💙
A little boy playing “king of the castle”.🏰
It really is supersonic crass....just like the temporary resident of the WH
At some point they are going to say "ha, just kidding, got you.... this is actually a reality tv show and you all fell for it" or "live from NY....."
Overheard
It’s grotesque and makes a mockery of the WH
What a fucking ugly mantalpeice
He enjoys his gold, even in his showers.
To be fair... MAGA Hitler is a dime store whore.
Imagine how disordered his brain must be if he finds that aesthetically pleasing. It’s like Liberace meets Saddam Hussein.
Wose than that www.thenation.com/article/poli...
He’s remaking it into his new home. He’s always been gaudy like that aunt with dusty candy in a dish and plastic on the furniture. He wouldn’t know class if it came with a teacher.
It’s an abomination
Compensating for something?
The Oval Office, now looks more like a harlot's boudoir!
Tacky. Trashy. Gaudy. All things Trump.
I thought it was the Kremlin.
And where did it all come from?
RFLOL
Of course he billed it to taxpayers as real gold. If it is real, what are the odds he doesn't abscond with the real deal and replace it with the alibaba crap the night before he's forced to leave? No end to this polluted pig's grift.
Are those his fake golf trophies?
Trump pretends to come from money, but in reality, he inherited a huge fortune from his racist, criminal slumlord dad. His grandfather was a pimp dodgeing military service in Germany. Trump comes from trash. No amount of gold can hide it. You can't polish a turd but you can spray it gold Or 🍊
Touche! 🍊 : 💩 + 🪙 = 💩
You forgot sex pest
There's a character limit! The difference is that Trump has no character. He's a misshapen gargoyle made of shit with the brains to match and morals inherited from the human waste that sired him.
And teenage beauty pageant voyeur and groper.
OK. We've covered this. He did those horrible things, too. Trump has committed too many crimes to list due to: 1. Bluesky's character limit. 2. Trump's lack of character. 3. Failure to prosecute people of wealth. Election interference should also be on the list. Classified document theft, too.
And convicted felon!!
You forgot the 4th generation, which continues the legacy.
I wish I could. If American justice ever finds its way again, I hope that we can forget whichever hole they're all locked away in.
Adjudicated sexual abuser (per the judge, "rapist). And, of course, convicted felon.
The only life form lower than Trump. Well…..maybe not
and each one looks like they melted on re-entry
You forgot rapist.
I think they are getting exponentially worse.
He comes from scam.
So tacky and ugly
Has someone been to Lowes or Home Despot to see how much these items actually cost?
It does look despotic.
Hmmm .. compared to last administration.. I love the gold 👍
Surprisingly, I've never been to a Las Vegas whorehouse, but I suspect the whores have better taste.
Oh honey, Vegas? I'd rather sniff out the buffet. Those shrimp cocktails don’t judge, just disappear.
Yes that's what he likes
It’s like the scene from Indiana Jones - the display of cups “ choose wisely” !!!!
Further evidence of his mental decline. He thinks he's in Tsarist Russia. Supposedly that crap is actual gold plate. That's what he told a Fox host. If so, Americans paid for his delusion.
Yep, it looks AWFUL! It's far TOO GAUDY, just like Mar-a-lardo! The fact that HE thinks it looks good, tells you how DETACHED from REALITY he IS!
You insult the whorehouse.
An Oval Office transformed into a whorehouse is the most on brand thing this stain on civilization has ever done
Which is likely where he got his inspiration. As I said earlier, neither he nor Melania have any taste or class, apart from what in their mouths, or perhaps their @sses.
Are those Nobel Peace Prizes on the mantel? If so, impressive!
Those are some of his golf trophies
Didn’t know they handed out trophies for cheating.
He’s a tasteless buffoon.
Bordello Moderne. Just need to repaint the walls burgundy and add a few tasteless airbrushed pictures on black velour to contrast the gold crap and pull the whole look together.
I just keep thinking about the poor soul who has to dust that room full of gold spray-painted junk.
They don't clean, just give it a new coat of spray paint.
Far, far worse than that.
donOLD standing next to jd 'just dance' vance's lover while admiring the new 'tiny hands superman' picture that just went up.
Old Man Trump's Oval Office Merch Shop and Hat Emporium literally replaced the moon rock display
Well the orange felon is a whore. putins.
Once a pedo ring kingpin, always a pedo ring kingpin.
The awful office
Offal office.
Right where I went!
You know Zelenskyy is thinking wtf happened to this place, it's like they're going baroque.
Can't believe only 40 of us liked this. You done good Deirdre!
Not 40 anymore
More like 500 (?)
Touché!
QtipsANON. The 'Residence' aka the 'NEW' white house 'BALLROOM'!
It looks like gold painted plastic threw up in the oval office.
Such a tasteful display of cremation urns on the mantlepiece.
Everything about him is overdone and gaudy.
They’ve even extended the fireplace to hold all that brass!!!
What is with the trophies on the mantle? Vegas whorehouse is too kind. It looks like Mar-A-Lago.
Looks like he’s a winner 9 years straight, of what is the question
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Jeffrey E. Epstein Memorial Prize for Escaping Justice
Pimp
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ha pimp — enough said
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He paved over the Rose Garden to look like it. I'm sure he's hoping to plant those silly statues there too.
The Temu Mar-a-Lago.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trumpeltier braucht das!!!Er muss sich seiner "Reichtümer" sicher sein 🤮
It puts Victorian excess to shame. Barfed up scrambled eggs everywhere.
Disgusting, crappy, gaudy, ostentatious, and such poor taste. He would do well to remember that “Simplicity is the keynote of all true elegance.” His need to be the loudest one in the room actually is masking underlying insecurities. He’s a weak and broken man.
Are all those urns on the mantle awards for stopping all the wars??
.....that was decorated by the Saudis.
At least Vegas whorehouses have class… 🤷♂️
It’s tacky af, just like its current occupant.
Fugly doesn't even begin to get at it.
Ugly, gawdydecorations for an ugly gawdy fake human
There is presumably some throughline between his fetishization of gold and his rabid support for a protectionist tariff policy that might have made sense when we were still on a gold standard.
Everything about the guy is fixated on the world he grew up in, with clear racial hierarchies, hard money and mercantilist policies. That shit literally all stopped being relevant 50+ years ago and he just continued living in his gold plated bubble.
It’s interesting to note that gold bars are exempt from his tariffs, from what I could find out.
yanno… when we reconstruct this country, take all the historical artifacts out, put them in a museum and raze the white house. build something better to replace it. god knows how compromised it is by now.
(in case it’s not clear, not one bit of 🍊💩’s fools gold would be saved)
Idk what a Vegas whorehouse looks like, but reminds me of the the common/family greeting area at my dad's old retirement home. All spray painted gold frames and edges everywhere
Appallingly bad taste. Who paid for that stuff? Not long ago Trump was begging his MAGAs for money, and doesn't he still owe millions to EJC?
Taxpayers paid for it.
Vegas whorehouse has more class..
Yes because he is a tasteless mobster whore.
And this is how the Romanian "we the people" took care of Nicolae Ceaușescu.
And this is how the Romanian "we the people" took care of Nicolae Ceaușescu.
Don't show Donnie this
Dictator chic, someone wrote in 2017. It’s remarkably consistent, and meant to intimidate/overwhelm.
He thinks he lives in Versailles. Do you think he knows what happened to King Louis XVI?
Lets introduce him to the peoples choice .
One can hope.
The fact that the gold all appears to be the same color has me thinking that everything had been spray painted from something they bought at Michaels Craft Store
They did! Someone literally found the decals on the fireplace and the wall on sale at Home Depot lol
Yep
It IS a Vegas whorehouse.
Naah, even Las Vegas has standards.
looks more like the homes of the Jersey Mob in the 70's
Yep, that's the kind of place a pedophile pimp would own
He thinks he's a king and we've allowed it.
OMG. Are those his golf tournament cups on the mantle?
The ones he "won?" Highly likely.
🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
Trumplethinskin is turning the White House into a gaudy tacky whore house just like Mar-a-Lago.
Ghetto gold
Are most of those trophies stolen by him?
Even Vegas whorehouses don't look that tacky.
🤮
Someone fire the decorator. Gaudy as all hell
Even the chairs are now gold brocade.
This is hardly ornate: It is tacky. The theme of his decor is hardly becoming of an office for the POTUS. The chicanery of this administration makes me ill with sadness.
True
The White House has morphed into the Shite House.
THEBIGORANGESTEAMINGJOBBY mind has gone. The ORANGEFUCKWIIT didn’t even realise that they were taking the piss out him about the suit. They humour him, as you would a person in aged care for senile old fools’. America is so proud of their president (not) who sucks off Putin.
Gaudy and ridiculous.
maximally hideous
Epsteins living room in nyc just for perspective on decor choice
This is probably even uglier than ddt's White House.
gaudy like Trump
Apparently they had the same range of taste. 🤢🤢
Looks like a reproduction furniture store.
Call them the trumpstein files and make it go trending
That's perfect.. I just hate writing his name..How about the Felonstein files..
How offensive - apologize at once to Vegas whorehouses.
It's definitely a whorehouse vibe. Go figure...
Fn trump is a clown jesus fn god
No accounting for taste.
It’s another of his scams, I bet they all move out when he goes
Every time there is more, pretty soon there will be gold doo dads on his freaking sharpies 😑
I finally get it. He’s trolling via Oval Office decor.
Trump has all the aesthetics of a poor guy who thinks renting a limo for a day somehow makes him look cool.
It looks like cheeze whiz
Ha!!!!!
Those things all like urns.
Look… sorry!!!
Dead wives?
Nah, she is buried on the golf course.
I know! A girl can dream, right?
The room is just gaudy over the top ugly now :(
A Las Vegas whorehouse has more class. The next president will have to strip and disinfect the whole place.
Sounds like that place needs more catnip and fewer humans. Maybe I'll just nap through the cleanup.
🤢🤮🤢
I think most whores have better taste.
I know. He is so tacky.
Say what you will about the gold appliqué; it’s just a decoration. But any decorative piece that isn’t attached to the building should have a story behind it, like this vase was a gift from France in 1844 and this one was a gift from Turkey in 1931. All that stuff should have a meaning.
At least know which Walmart it came from.
Matey boy is crass his tastes are crass. He wants to reflect success and all he's doing is reflecting just how little he understands success.
fools gold
Trump loves his whorehouses
Peak tacky.
So tacky
You nailed it. Tacky. Gaudy. Trashy. Pure trump.
A nude Melania sauntering by serving cocktails off of a golden tray would complete this scenario.
It will all do away-we hope!
I have come to think that America's bad karma, which seems to be calling in all our debts right now, has a very wicked sense of humor.
Cheap, tawdry, classless,ostentatious, A pimps palace.
I bow to your superior knowledge of Vegas whorehouses 🤣
I’ll bet it’s all plastic, too. 🤣🤣🤣
Both boys love their gold; without any of The Universe Creator's Soul, Spirit or Mind!
There’s probably some real craftsmanship at the Kremlin. Russia has at least some history that’s not shameful.
It does? I mean. It does. Surely one year they didn’t suck. I can’t think of one though.
Oh, I wouldn’t even say there’s a year they didn’t suck. But there’s Chekhov, and those onion domes are cool looking, and the ballet was significant even if it didn’t originate there. That kind of thing.
Monkey see, monkey do!!
#USA, YOUR whorehouse. The White House, built to prevent a dicktator, has become a whorehouse.
I don’t know. I don’t think Melania lives there.
Who was talking about Melania? #TACO is the whore here. He's for sale. Melania too, but thinking that only women can be whores is pretty retarded...
You missed the point of the joke.
Maybe she wants more REAL gold
*HE! #TACO is the whore here. Melania sold out ages ago. #TACO is trying to become ultra-rich by being a whore.
I get the impression that she always wants more.
Alchemy: Only Trump would return gold to a base metal.
klassy with a ‘k’
OMG! Yes! Love this! Thank you!!!! If Trump could tap dance...
No, the Gold House renovation isn't complete yet.
Yes! Always welcome a chance to post a link to this... the song itself is so damn funny, but the reporters nail it. "What the hell did he say?" "Same as usual - not a damn thing." "You get any of that?" "I hear him talking, but he don't come in." "Is that a yes or a no?" "It's a possible maybe."
Best scene in the movie! I love that he got an Oscar nom for this. (Great minds think alike, lol. I used to sing this in my head whenever w, whom I thought was the dumbest president in my time until 2016, would take a podium 😉)
T makes W look like a MENSA candidate by comparison. 😔 Every time he speaks, I hear a carnival barker.
I hear an evil old [insert four letter word of your choice] who’s escaped the psych ward.
What a horribly ignorant thing to say about carnival "barkers".
That slimy oily voice
Oh yes. "Fellow Texans..." ;)
Omg my dad played that part in a community theater production
What a dream role! I'll bet he had a ball 😊
He absolutely did!
That's awesome. Probably a 50/50 split on so enjoyed it more; him playing the part or his family watching him in the part. 😁
This is how I see Texas.
One of the best features is that the subtitles don't translate "Texan" properly.
😆🎶🕺😆Thank you for that!
Damnit...the exact clip I was going to post. Well played
😅🤣🤣😂
Forget trump’s ’Liberation Day.’ At the WH, it’s ‘Liberace Day.’
Don't do it. Liberace was a wonderful human being.
Nothing against Liberace 💜But trump’s gaudy style reminds me of Liberace’s.
I obviously got that. Just don't.
Liberace was a public figure and globally famous entertainer known for his flashy style as well as his music. He’s part of American cultural history. I don’t see why I shouldn’t compare the style he was known for to the gold decor in and on the WH if that’s what it reminds me of.
Paul Rubens was also a wonderful human being and I objected to his name being connected in any way with Nazi Steve Miller calling him "Pee Wee German". Think about who you connect with whom.
Comparing trump’s style to Liberace’s signature style isn’t the same as using ‘Pee Wee’ to refer to a Nazi. But, Pee Wee was a character that Rubens played that, like Liberace, is part of our cultural history. As such, they’re fair game as reference by the public. First Amendment allows it.
Argue for your limitations and you'll have them.
At least I’m not trying to put limitations on you.
That fitting. 😄
It's so odd that the whore is the one furnishing the whorehouse. I guess Putin must really be paying him well for bending over
What’s in those urns? The ashes of people he’s had killed?
🤣😅😂
Oh god...it looks like Sadam Hussein's place.
Dictator chic
Couch f*cker & Pimp daddy🤔😱🤢😱🤢😱🤢😱 Wannabe world leaders🤯
didn’t his granddaddy run a whorehouse somewhere out west?
Canada.
Well dementia dumpy pedophile needs a gold plated office😄😄
Indeed
A sick man
I bet someone convinced him it’s real gold;And, because he’s donald trump, he’ll get it for a very special price.
The People's House was purposefully built not to be an Imperial Palace. Trump has violated every American norm, and the US Constitution. The Ballroom larger than the Versailles Hall of Mirrors? We are just months away from Melania saying, "Let them eat cake."
The very best kind of Government cuts...
I'll vote for whomsoever promises to take a wrecking ball to it on the afternoon of Inauguration Day.
trump should remember what happened to Louis XVI...
I think she already did that. Do you remember her “Who Cares” jacket?
Zem. “Let zem eat cake.”
Problem is he doesn’t think this is the “people’s house”. He thinks it’s his, as with everything else. Whatever is not his - he wants. An incredibly selfish and vacuous POS.
Malaria said that the screaming, nursing infants torn from their mothers were "lucky" because the detention centers had better furniture than they were used to.
Under current rules she could be deported, along with all his children under all his immigrant wives. Tiffany is the only safe one under his law.
Tiffany - the one he pressured Marla to abort non-stop.
Perfect time to reintroduce Madame la Guillotine if that happens, I'd say.
To be immediately employed against LGBTQ people and anyone who looks like they might be the wrong kind of immigrant, because it's all their fault. In revolutionary France, at least they started out knowing whom to blame.
A Tale of Too Shitty
I wish someone would do an AI of the rapist undergoing this procedure, but look what he did to Kathy Griffin last time...
Do we have to wait?
Personally, I'd say it's way past time for Madame to have her coming out party.
I support that.
golf trophies ?
just lie the Kremlin... no shit... just google and see the endless rooms of gold.. Its The Pedophile Of The United States ( POTUS) Emperor's room.
That’s his style
Yep...
The Whitehouse under Trump should now be known as Golden Shower House right?
I feel we've moved on too quickly from that one.
I feel like the story got muddied - first it was "trump paid hookers to pee on a bed that Obama slept in once" to "trump likes golden showers", who knows what really happened.
Let's find out.
I believed Trump when he said he was a germophobe so he wouldn’t do that. I believed him because I heard that Trump is a germophobe from “Katie Johnson” first - the girl Trump raped at Epstein’s New York mansion. She said Trump made put on gloves before she touched his penis.
Exactly
It’s modeled on a Russian bordello.
Tacky is putting it mildly 😳 And, is he collecting the ashes of his enemies in those urns on the mantel😂
Putin wannabe. See also, proposed ballroom.
the pimp president
That's what I said. It belongs in Vegas. Maybe in his next life he'll be a madam of a brothel.
The family trade www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...
Naw, he's not coming back as a human - an actual jackass maybe.
Cheap Bordello, the one where you leave with a dose of the clap👏🏻‼️
Trump has made it okay to say "vulgar" again - not for reasons which would please him.
The vase, urn thing is particularly ugly and distasteful. That place is going to need serious restoration when (if) the Trumps leave that house.
On your dime
Who collects spitoons is what I want to know.
I’ve been looking at the gold creeping onto the walls like a bad taste-o meter 😆🤣
I guarantee it's all plastic or plaster casts all painted in gold acrylic. Also, I'm trying to imagine how Zelenskyy felt about the "upgrades" to the Oval Office since his last visit. "I am not dealing with a serious person here."
Gold in Trump’s world is just another cover up. His life is a wedding cake with gold frosting and tiny gold plastic grinning figures on top. Beneath all the frosting and glitter and camo, Trump lives in unutterable misery every moment of every day.
That's what a narcissist's life is like.
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Trump's WH is an insult to Vegas whorehouses.
He thinks it makes him look strong and wealthy because he’s fragile and weak. A competent POTUS is the only decoration required to make that house strong.
It’s so very let them eat cake
Where's Chelsea's Club Cup? I think he still has it..... Infantino is such a mobbed up Trump sycophant.
That’s quite an insult to Vegas whorehouses. I bet they’re more scrupulous about the law than Trump is!
Reflects the lack of substance of the man, My god people voted for him, it takes what little hope I had in people right out of the window