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Alt Kennedy Service🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social

hey quick question, what kind of guy in the cowboy movie wears a black hat is it the good or bad guy

aug 25, 2025, 4:11 pm • 534 81

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The Pumpkin Dipshit @pumpkinpal.bsky.social

"texas tradition meets recruitment" I kinda hope a chatbot wrote that headline because that's word salad right there

aug 25, 2025, 5:34 pm • 5 0 • view
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Brendan @bossimself17.bsky.social

They already had a hat, it's red. They should fuck off back to that

aug 26, 2025, 4:43 am • 0 0 • view
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Get Behind Me, Martha @lammatic.hellthread.vet

Idk but the guy named like Big Hoss always had a big goofy hat so you knew he was a chill guy who liked to have a good time

aug 25, 2025, 4:14 pm • 6 0 • view
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Alt Kennedy Service🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social

the bigger the hat the downer the homie

aug 25, 2025, 4:26 pm • 6 0 • view
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Sneevius @sneevius.bsky.social

Those hats would be hotter than hell during the daytime. They look like they're made of some black synthetic fabric. 😆

aug 26, 2025, 12:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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smilingrain.bsky.social @smilingrain.bsky.social

Sorry not sorry

aug 26, 2025, 12:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wayward Bodhisattva🔰🈷️☸️🏳‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @ekklesiagora.bsky.social

Traditionally, all cowboys wore black hats because color wasn't invented until 1935.

aug 26, 2025, 2:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social

inevitably? the dead guy

aug 25, 2025, 6:04 pm • 9 0 • view
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Faustbot @faustbot.bsky.social

Every one of these LEO recruitment posters has their models facing away from the camera. I wonder why that is.

aug 25, 2025, 4:57 pm • 21 0 • view
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Doc Ock/Aunt May Ship Sailing Since 1964 @kiddocut.bsky.social

All the T-cowboys are gonna be really upset about this development

aug 25, 2025, 8:11 pm • 3 0 • view
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Roman @racs-z.bsky.social

The hats are black so they attract more heat and you can't climb up them... 🙄

aug 25, 2025, 6:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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TiggyStardust @tiggystardust.bsky.social

The bad guy. Unless it’s red dead 2 then it’s reversed. Kind of.

aug 26, 2025, 12:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Stereo @90d.ca

(consulting brokeback mountain poster) i... think it's the top

aug 25, 2025, 6:18 pm • 14 0 • view
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taco bhaal grande @tacobhaalgrande.bsky.social

This town ain’t big enough for the two of us

Elon Musk wearing a black cowboy hat backwards
aug 25, 2025, 5:45 pm • 3 0 • view