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Alt Kennedy Service🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social

Every time you get mad about pronouns I give new things pronouns. Cats have pronouns now. Your toaster has pronouns now. Your leftover spaghetti? Pronouns.

sep 1, 2025, 3:02 pm • 211 31

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Closo @closo.bsky.social

soon everyone will be european

sep 1, 2025, 4:21 pm • 4 0 • view
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Gabe Puratekuta, Witch Analyst @gabepuratekuta.bsky.social

Pizzas are she/her.

sep 1, 2025, 11:05 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ersatzsquatch @emdashel.bzky.team

How do I politely ask my spaghetti its pronouns? Do they change when it becomes leftovers? Much to consider.

sep 1, 2025, 5:13 pm • 5 0 • view
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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social

each spaghetto is a unique individual, but they respond to the collective ‘they’

sep 1, 2025, 6:39 pm • 4 0 • view
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Ersatzsquatch @emdashel.bzky.team

Listening and learning.

sep 1, 2025, 6:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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Camille @camille-can-fly.bsky.social

Going to start using "speghetto" as a term of endearment

sep 2, 2025, 5:14 am • 2 0 • view
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Adam @adomeamor.bsky.social

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sep 1, 2025, 3:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kintsugi Kid @nicky9lives.bsky.social

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sep 1, 2025, 4:48 pm • 45 5 • view
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Nessie @fai7hl3ss.bsky.social

I am now going to believe this is how Romance languages ended up with genders for all nouns - pure spite.

sep 2, 2025, 1:18 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sang As It Ever Will Be @sanguinarynovel.bsky.social

Jokes on them I'm autistic as hell so I've pack bonded with every object I own and they all have pronouns and sometimes names

sep 1, 2025, 8:02 pm • 7 0 • view
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Porco Rossolini @porcorossolini.bsky.social

Omg it me

sep 1, 2025, 8:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jessica Kagan (is a goth 🖤) @planepackedjess.bsky.social

The thing about assigning food pronouns is that if you eat it and digest it, the food eventually says, "My pronouns are now poo/per."

sep 1, 2025, 3:05 pm • 2 0 • view
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Morticia, your Gen X Auntie 🏴‍☠️️ 🩷💜💙🌹 @middleagedmorticia.bsky.social

The teddy bear I've had for decades is Bear (he/him). He is agender and asexual. He really just likes napping 23 hours a day. He's the best inanimate object friend a girl could have. I also named a bath duckie Jean/Gene (they/them). They are gender fluid and you can spell their name either way.

sep 1, 2025, 3:33 pm • 4 0 • view
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Boopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social

Got two cats: AMAB he/they and AFAB cis she/her

sep 2, 2025, 3:07 am • 2 0 • view
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Camille @camille-can-fly.bsky.social

Leave my leftover spaghetti alone, she's going through something

sep 2, 2025, 5:13 am • 1 0 • view
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Monique 💙 she/her @monique4kamala.bsky.social

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sep 1, 2025, 9:15 pm • 0 0 • view