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Joshua Murray-Nevill @joshuamurraynevill.bsky.social

Where is she shopping where there is no sliced white option? Daylesford?

aug 31, 2025, 9:09 am • 365 3

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Soyweiser @soyweiser.bsky.social

Shopping? She only buys food in cafes/restaurants.

aug 31, 2025, 1:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bimblinghill @bimblinghill.bsky.social

You see, it's not the absence of the lowest common denominator that oppresses them, it's the existence of anything else

aug 31, 2025, 9:28 am • 1,109 100 • view
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Chris @masterklump.bsky.social

Bravo!

aug 31, 2025, 9:41 am • 77 0 • view
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🐟 Northern Do Gooder @missfairhurst.bsky.social

📌

aug 31, 2025, 11:12 am • 0 0 • view
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🐟 Northern Do Gooder @missfairhurst.bsky.social

👏👏👏🏆 I'm saving this. Not only is it spot on but it applies to so much of the far right BS.

aug 31, 2025, 11:12 am • 18 0 • view
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Bimblinghill @bimblinghill.bsky.social

Thanks. I doubt I was the first to say it though!

aug 31, 2025, 11:14 am • 7 0 • view
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Glitter Accretion @glitteraccretion.bsky.social

They hate diversity. Whether it's people or fuckin' Wonderbread.

aug 31, 2025, 1:04 pm • 8 0 • view
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com

This is the perfect way to put it.

aug 31, 2025, 2:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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Rhonda @rjdeal.bsky.social

You have nailed it! Everything these mouth breathers declare “woke” is just an option that they don’t have to choose.

aug 31, 2025, 3:33 pm • 5 1 • view
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Dr. Misty (she/her) @dr-mistyp0523.bsky.social

Bingo

aug 31, 2025, 4:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Incarnation #5 🇺🇸🇺🇦🚀 @incarnation5.bsky.social

🎯 best post of the day so far

aug 31, 2025, 4:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Gilly 📎 @gillmh.bsky.social

Hit the nail on the head 👏👏👏

aug 31, 2025, 11:56 am • 4 0 • view
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ross thomas @rossbyjove.bsky.social

Frome or even Bruton maybe. They ran white sliced out of town there.

aug 31, 2025, 10:46 am • 2 0 • view
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Dustin Du Cane @dustinducane.bsky.social

Everywhere there is Shariah law. Reading. Peckham. Aberdeen.

aug 31, 2025, 11:05 am • 1 0 • view
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Ms Vanilla Rose @msvanillarose.bsky.social

She picked up a packet of white sliced bread. "Oooh, Warburton's, very Tory, very nice." She frowned when she saw that the bread was vegan. And dropped it in horror when she realised that it was halal!

aug 31, 2025, 12:10 pm • 14 0 • view
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Franklin D. Roosefella @roosefella.bsky.social

"this bread needs more lard"

aug 31, 2025, 3:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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cloudypatriot.bsky.social @cloudypatriot.bsky.social

No 7-11's in her red county, apparently.

aug 31, 2025, 2:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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cloudypatriot.bsky.social @cloudypatriot.bsky.social

.. Or gas stations, for that matter.

aug 31, 2025, 2:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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JonS253 @jons253.bsky.social

Do they *have* 7-11s in Britain?

aug 31, 2025, 5:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ehijacked 📎 @ehijacked.bsky.social

Royston Vasey.

aug 31, 2025, 9:40 am • 15 0 • view
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NutMeg @casuallychaotic.bsky.social

"Alice? Alice? Who the fook is 'Alice'?"

aug 31, 2025, 3:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Count Dorkula @countdorkula.bsky.social

This is a local shop, for local people! We sell white bread, also for local people!

aug 31, 2025, 11:34 am • 13 0 • view