His diaper blew out. Then he died
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In my version he makes it to the toilet, then strokes out trying to get a colossal burger turd out. Dying on the shitter with his pants down is exactly the level of grace and dignity he's earned to check in to and spend eternity in the afterlife.
aug 30, 2025, 1:33 am • 2 0 • view
calm down, he's not Elvis fercrissakes
aug 30, 2025, 2:50 am • 0 0 • view
Indeed, Elvis could read..
aug 30, 2025, 2:52 am • 1 0 • view
But Elvis was a pedophile like trump so they woulda got along.
aug 30, 2025, 3:19 am • 2 1 • view
Elvis was not a paedophile. Every female he was ever with was of legal age. Fact. In almost 70 years of fame, not one woman has ever come forward with any allegations. Not one. And not even one name of an alleged underage girl has even been mentioned. Fact.
aug 30, 2025, 6:44 am • 0 0 • view
Okie dokie
aug 30, 2025, 8:03 am • 0 0 • view
What I wrote was FACT, champ. 🙄
aug 30, 2025, 8:18 am • 0 0 • view
Ok
aug 30, 2025, 8:28 am • 0 0 • view