Gavin Newsom was one of the feds trying to capture E.T.
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aug 24, 2025, 10:01 pm • 0 0 • view
I love how hard his troll game goes but I want him nowhere near high federal office I want government to check corporate power
aug 24, 2025, 9:44 pm • 1 0 • view
Just setting a little bot trap here
aug 24, 2025, 9:34 pm • 42 0 • view
Voters don't like aliens. They want sensible dissection protocols in place. You shouldn't have a little alien buddy until you're at least 25.
aug 24, 2025, 9:41 pm • 1 0 • view
Gavin Newsom told my six year old daughter that her sandcastle was “fucking shit” and then he kicked me in the shins and ran away
aug 24, 2025, 10:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Keys, the novelization called him
aug 24, 2025, 11:59 pm • 0 0 • view