I like that in this photo it’s not clear he was doing guns. He was punished for doing the Alas Poor Yorick speech from Hamlet
I like that in this photo it’s not clear he was doing guns. He was punished for doing the Alas Poor Yorick speech from Hamlet
And here I was thinking Adam Silver was cultured!
Scal said he was unfurling a telescope
Too highbrow for Miami, I guess
You gotta respect his commitment to the bit (the bit being, of course, guns)
pretending to pull someone back over a cliff with an old timey rope
Throwback to that classic Sprite commercial. IYKYK
Don’t talk to me like that! I studied Hamlet at Cambridge!
For the young and/or very old. youtu.be/IisbF8ALKPY?...
I thought the NBA was being a little silly at first when it kept getting described as finger guns, a gesture everyone understands, but it's really more like arms assault rifle? Feels like an important distinction.
Does he think the NBA will back down?
He pointed a gun and the pacers team bus while they were in it and nothing happened. The nba will never do shit to this brand ruiner.
Fined $75k for misquoting it as "Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well," instead of "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio."
Honestly unacceptable, remove him from the league
No it's true if you pose holding an imaginary gun it's immediate punishment. Real ones not so much
Especially love how the daughter in the Massie pic is pointing it directly at mom's face. It's a nice touch, very festive
A fellow of infinite jest!
Today @talkhoops.bsky.social said Ja is just doing trombones
he’s preparing to eat the 3 pound gummy worm dildo
Evita
Sad trombone for his opponents.
He's got a point.
He was gesturing toward Horatio
Ja Morant has been suspended and fined $75,000 for pausing the game to deliver a stirring rendition of the soliloquy from Act 3, Scene 1 of Hamlet
I get the joke, but, also, he is holding his hands in a scarily accurate manner.
Big fan of ‘Infinite Jest.’
Fined for preparing to catch his figure skating partner.
The Russian judges strike again!
grandpa handing back a poopy baby
Steph Curry and Subway should pay that fine and just Photoshop in a foot-long.