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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social

I like that in this photo it’s not clear he was doing guns. He was punished for doing the Alas Poor Yorick speech from Hamlet

apr 4, 2025, 4:24 pm • 1,218 126

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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social

And here I was thinking Adam Silver was cultured!

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ben @brrrrrunette.bsky.social

Scal said he was unfurling a telescope

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Sushi Umbrella @sushiumbrella.bsky.social

Too highbrow for Miami, I guess

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Mark @markaduck.bsky.social

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joel @iamthewalnut.bsky.social

You gotta respect his commitment to the bit (the bit being, of course, guns)

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Whitney McIntosh @whitneymcintosh.bsky.social

pretending to pull someone back over a cliff with an old timey rope

apr 4, 2025, 4:31 pm • 12 0 • view
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Ian Daniel @iandaniel.bsky.social

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Mike G @mikeginmd.bsky.social

Throwback to that classic Sprite commercial. IYKYK

apr 4, 2025, 4:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Steve Horton 🔜 Fan Expo P14, Dragon Con 633 @stevehorton.bsky.social

Don’t talk to me like that! I studied Hamlet at Cambridge!

apr 4, 2025, 4:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mike G @mikeginmd.bsky.social

For the young and/or very old. youtu.be/IisbF8ALKPY?...

apr 4, 2025, 4:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jeremy Mower @jeremymower.bsky.social

A picture of Bill and Ted (from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure) making hand gestures, with a caption reading
apr 4, 2025, 4:40 pm • 10 0 • view
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Kevin A @kba26.bsky.social

I thought the NBA was being a little silly at first when it kept getting described as finger guns, a gesture everyone understands, but it's really more like arms assault rifle? Feels like an important distinction.

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mikenh603.bsky.social @mikenh603.bsky.social

Does he think the NBA will back down?

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automaton4u.bsky.social @automaton4u.bsky.social

He pointed a gun and the pacers team bus while they were in it and nothing happened. The nba will never do shit to this brand ruiner.

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Sean Keeley @seankeeley.bsky.social

Fined $75k for misquoting it as "Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well," instead of "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio."

apr 4, 2025, 4:34 pm • 28 0 • view
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walterpeck1.bsky.social @walterpeck1.bsky.social

Honestly unacceptable, remove him from the league

apr 4, 2025, 5:06 pm • 5 0 • view
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Just Another Perfect Day @lakers-lover.bsky.social

No it's true if you pose holding an imaginary gun it's immediate punishment. Real ones not so much

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lastplace1414 @lastplace1414.bsky.social

Especially love how the daughter in the Massie pic is pointing it directly at mom's face. It's a nice touch, very festive

apr 4, 2025, 4:36 pm • 4 0 • view
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Jay Catsby @jaycatsby.bsky.social

A fellow of infinite jest!

apr 4, 2025, 4:33 pm • 3 0 • view
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi

Today @talkhoops.bsky.social said Ja is just doing trombones

apr 4, 2025, 4:39 pm • 53 0 • view
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social

he’s preparing to eat the 3 pound gummy worm dildo

apr 4, 2025, 4:43 pm • 69 0 • view
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Justin Prestegard 🔱 😈 🎶 @justinprestegard.bsky.social

Evita

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G8erlaw68 @g8erlaw68.bsky.social

Sad trombone for his opponents.

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SeaPeaAre @seapeaare.bsky.social

He's got a point.

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Bob Baum @retiredbaumer.bsky.social

He was gesturing toward Horatio

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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social

Ja Morant has been suspended and fined $75,000 for pausing the game to deliver a stirring rendition of the soliloquy from Act 3, Scene 1 of Hamlet

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social

I get the joke, but, also, he is holding his hands in a scarily accurate manner.

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social

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Jon Lewis @jonlewis.bsky.social

Big fan of ‘Infinite Jest.’

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Gourmet Spud @gourmetspud.bsky.social

Fined for preparing to catch his figure skating partner.

apr 4, 2025, 4:47 pm • 18 0 • view
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social

The Russian judges strike again!

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Phil Scott @philco.bsky.social

grandpa handing back a poopy baby

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okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social

Steph Curry and Subway should pay that fine and just Photoshop in a foot-long.

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okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social

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