surely as the Pop Tart mascot descends into the giant toaster, there is a flicker of horror, of desperate regret, like Anna Karenina briefly trying to pull herself up off the train tracks
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Tolstoy would be so proud
aug 20, 2025, 4:33 pm • 4 0 • view
Whoa, spoiler alert!
aug 20, 2025, 4:54 pm • 0 0 • view
would love to be a fly on the wall as pop tart describes the coming horror of being eaten as a bar of irish spring realizes its death will come slowly due to its vigorous erosion by human flesh
aug 20, 2025, 4:32 pm • 0 0 • view