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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social

10 people die from incorrectly doing The Safety Dance every year.

aug 4, 2025, 5:24 pm • 41 10

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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social

aug 4, 2025, 6:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social

The Safety Dance is NOT proper protection from STIs or pregnancy.

aug 4, 2025, 5:41 pm • 6 0 • view
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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social

The Safety Dance does not count toward your annual OSHA certification.

aug 4, 2025, 7:49 pm • 3 0 • view
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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social

The Safety Dance does not get you 2 points in American football.

aug 4, 2025, 7:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social

The Safety Dance? In this economy?

aug 4, 2025, 7:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social

In my middle school, we did The Macarena and not The Safety Dance. This is because I went to a Catholic school and protection was frowned upon.

aug 4, 2025, 7:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social

Leaving your friends behind is considered poor manners, actually,

aug 4, 2025, 7:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social

Honestly, rude. I am with you.

aug 4, 2025, 7:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jeremy Bailin @astrobailin.bsky.social

I feel like this should be from @cpsc.gov

aug 4, 2025, 6:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sylvain 🇨🇦 @slydem.bsky.social

I'll help... www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QDK...

aug 5, 2025, 3:37 am • 1 0 • view