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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social

Sorry but bluesky won’t have the juice until the stan accounts are here. Beatlestwt is currently cancelling someone for writing a detailed fantasy about how they would kill, cook, and serve Paul McCartney.

aug 25, 2025, 4:49 pm • 260 38

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social

Black Twitter antagonizing Beatles Twitter over the years was also extremely funny

aug 25, 2025, 5:53 pm • 11 0 • view
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Sean @betalogan.bsky.social

he deserves all the bad things after "wonderful christmastime"

aug 25, 2025, 6:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social

These are the minds we need to bring over here in order to truly thrive!!!

Де.с •. will. 191 @deer_s... • 1h g first time getting cancelled in beatlestwt kinda excited guys what's next do i have to write down an apology for the joke 9 172 9 1l 576 Robin @astro_robb •55m Replying to @deer_sabaism What did you even do 1 01 1hl 163 ∞ de.co. will. 19 @deer_sabaism Follow Replying to@astro_robb the eating Paul McCartney thread ig people don't fw de.cap.will.12 @deer s... •1d O a detailed thread on how i would hypothetically kill, prepare, and cook a man (paulie). this is strictly culinary in approach, every step deliberate, precise, and controlled • #beatlestwt and technically cannibaltwt but theyre just horny and not srs ab the food aspect of it so. will. 19@deer_s... @deer_s... •1d Replying to @deer sabaism the first thing to understand is that a man is far more complex to cook than livestock. higher muscle density, uneven fat distribution, and stress chemistry all affect flavor. unlike beef or pork, adrenaline and cortisol spike instantly, tightening fibers and creating bitterness. 01 06 thl 726 貝 . will. 19 19@deer_s... • 1d g Replying to @deer_sabaism this is why the method of death matters. panic floods the bloodstream with lactic acid, leaving a sour note that lingers through every cut. swift, decisive dispatch keeps the meat tender and neutral. hesitation or cruelty not only ruins texture — it lingers on the plate. セい1 06 l 755 de.coo.will.n2@deers...1d g Replying to @deer_sabaism another complication: diet. unlike animals raised for slaughter, men eat inconsistently. high sugar or alcohol intake produces fatty deposits with off-flavors, while leaner bodies risk dryness. cooking a man requires adaptation, technique adjusted to each physiology. age plays its role. younger bodies carry sotter connective tissue and cook quickly but lack depth; older bodies, tougher and richer, demand long, slow methods. nothing can be standardized. 06. l 700 贝名 de.cs.will.n2@deers.. -1d g Replying to @deer_sabaism with all that in consideration we would take 1965-1967 paul. this is prime paul. he's still young and healthy, but fuller, softer, and clearly well-fed (think sgt. pepper era). good balance of youth + richness. • will - 119 @deer_s... - 1d g : Replying to @deer sabaism first comes the dispatch. blunt force trauma to the skull is ideal: fast, efficient, minimal struggle. panic must be avoided; the less stress,…
aug 25, 2025, 4:55 pm • 167 22 • view
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George Pearkes @peark.es

Ma'am I HOLLERED

aug 25, 2025, 5:48 pm • 29 0 • view
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social

I bring only the best posts

aug 25, 2025, 5:52 pm • 16 0 • view
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GreenFuchsia @wegreen.bsky.social

Okay wait this is.... this guy has put a concerning amount of thought into this.... I feel this person should be investigated.

aug 25, 2025, 6:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Virginia S. O'Possum @virginiaopossum.bsky.social

I can't even hit the heart because it's too godawful.

aug 25, 2025, 5:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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EntropicFlight @inkro.bsky.social

Dead Internet Theory keeps sounding better and better honestly

aug 25, 2025, 6:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ozmodiar, Space Elf @ozmodiar.bsky.social

aug 25, 2025, 5:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Derian the imp ⛧ 🏳️‍⚧️ (commissions open) @deriantheimp.bsky.social

my honest reaction

The Beatles shocked
aug 25, 2025, 9:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mari Stein (מרים שטיין) @heymaristein.bsky.social

Welcome back NBC Hannibal

aug 25, 2025, 6:22 pm • 4 0 • view
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Push The Needle @pushtheneedle.bsky.social

Jesus Christ okay someone needs to update that @jerusalem.bsky.social article

aug 25, 2025, 6:18 pm • 2 0 • view
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social

Describing all that as an extension of “he’s so cute I wanna eat him up” is SOMETHING.

aug 25, 2025, 5:54 pm • 41 0 • view
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Moist Owlet (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social

Please tell me it’s a layer of a “Married at First Sight” season 18 joke.

aug 25, 2025, 6:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social

We act like we're SO high-minded but "Eating McCartney" is taking this site by storm.

aug 25, 2025, 6:19 pm • 8 0 • view
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Moist Owlet (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social

I mean, it’s clearly “Hannibal” fanfic but adding McCartney to trip the algorithm.

aug 25, 2025, 6:26 pm • 4 0 • view
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social

fucking boomers man. there ARE other bands, you know! In my day we'd sit around the dorms talking about eating Michael Stipe.

aug 25, 2025, 6:27 pm • 10 0 • view
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staticanddesire.bsky.social @staticanddesire.bsky.social

WHAT?

aug 26, 2025, 2:16 am • 1 0 • view
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Moist Owlet (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social

HAHAHA

aug 25, 2025, 6:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lesbian Prion @zoeschmoey.bsky.social

Okay wait this is actually really fucking funny

aug 25, 2025, 5:49 pm • 10 0 • view
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Carriage Return @carriagereturn.bsky.social

That first screenshot followed by the second is a trip!!! I laughed so hard I startled the dudes working on the facade outside of my apartment!

aug 25, 2025, 4:59 pm • 20 0 • view
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social

Sorry dudes 😭

aug 25, 2025, 5:00 pm • 7 0 • view
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Carriage Return @carriagereturn.bsky.social

Lin Manuel Miranda from the TV cast of Hamilton squinting while someone holds their phone up to look like he's reading their screen
aug 25, 2025, 5:03 pm • 24 0 • view
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Blitz the Goddamn Dragon @blitzthedragon.bsky.social

Odds we can get Anthony Hopkins to do a reading of this?

aug 25, 2025, 8:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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Brittany @academicfan.bsky.social

Those are some, uh, brand new sentences.

aug 25, 2025, 5:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social

in the science fiction future you will be able to make an AI-generated cooking video walking showing this process

aug 25, 2025, 5:39 pm • 12 0 • view
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Morgan K. Bell @morgankbell.bsky.social

Never at any point in that sentence could I accurately predict what was coming next

aug 25, 2025, 7:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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simp city 3000 @yakuzajohn.bsky.social

ugh I would kill for that here. and cook. and serve!!!

aug 25, 2025, 4:51 pm • 1 1 • view
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danjac.bsky.social @danjac.bsky.social

Presumably in a wings basket?

aug 25, 2025, 6:46 pm • 6 1 • view
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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social

We could use some deranged Tumblr-tinged stuff, come to think of it

aug 25, 2025, 7:57 pm • 3 0 • view
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Il Pomodoro @dabenner.bsky.social

well he's vegetarian.

aug 25, 2025, 5:40 pm • 8 0 • view
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Christo Silvia @christosilvia.bsky.social

So are cows

aug 25, 2025, 6:02 pm • 5 0 • view
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Patricia Wallinga 🎶⛵️🏖 @pwallinga.bsky.social

Yeah, I think this would make him taste better. Grass-fed Beatle

aug 25, 2025, 6:07 pm • 6 0 • view
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nick @nickzoic.bsky.social

🎶would you still bleed me / Would you sous-vide me / When I'm eighty four🎶

aug 25, 2025, 11:30 pm • 12 1 • view
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David Lebo @leboism.bsky.social

We need Bachelor Twitter so bad

aug 25, 2025, 5:00 pm • 1 0 • view