If he’d been peeing, I would have tried to get a photo! Unfortunately, the evidence was more… substantial. But pulling him away meant I had to wander around more of of their yard gathering shrapnel anyway. So I should have just let him do his work in peace.
It’s true. The 💩 is the red line isn’t it. And the multi target pickup with one bag is tough work.
Yes, and my dog, a maestro of shit, loves to make performance art. His specialty is finding a broad lawn with a picture window overlooking it.
Also, the best groomed yard with all of those features. Ah, says Toby, here's the spot. Must also kick up afterwards. Extensively. Me: performatively holding up poop bags during T's performance to indicate I'm sorry & will clean up everything.