Super-annoyed that I can't make a joke about a body double today because actual conspiracy theorists have ruined the fun for everyone.
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There seems to be some evidence out there that Putin uses body doubles. Take it for what you will, but Trump does take cues from Putin. www.newsweek.com/putin-body-d...
aug 31, 2025, 12:57 pm • 0 0 • view
They beat you to it
aug 31, 2025, 4:32 am • 0 0 • view
Where would you get another fat, bloated, ugly, smelly blob to double for Trump?
aug 31, 2025, 12:19 am • 3 2 • view
Try it in Italian: "corpo doppio" Instantly funny
aug 30, 2025, 9:57 pm • 15 0 • view
Cazzo 🤣
aug 31, 2025, 1:06 am • 1 0 • view
Sounds like a new Nespresso release!
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aug 31, 2025, 4:35 am • 0 0 • view
the mexicans ain't played nobody, pawl!!!
aug 31, 2025, 7:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Screw it, make the jokes, have fun shitposting!
aug 30, 2025, 9:53 pm • 3 0 • view
I wonder if the body double goes out with the real Ms. Be Best?
aug 31, 2025, 3:52 am • 0 0 • view
Ok, funny not funny. Not a doctor.. googled the symptoms. The poetically apt “Wild-type” ATTR amyloidosis, also called “senile systemic” amyloidosis, popped up. Late stage? Something better out there? 😁
aug 30, 2025, 11:59 pm • 1 0 • view
Nah*, go ahead. We all deserve to have a laugh. Just do it.
aug 31, 2025, 12:37 am • 0 0 • view
It's not a double, it's a weekend at Bernie's situation. He died and they jammed a bunch of puppet stuff in his ass. The Republican party is now literally carrying around his bloated corpse.
aug 31, 2025, 2:30 am • 2 0 • view
HAS anyone seen Alec Baldwin?
aug 30, 2025, 10:02 pm • 7 0 • view
But you could talk about making a clone out of DNA harvested from poop.
aug 31, 2025, 12:54 am • 2 0 • view
Thankfully, the real POTUS is on a speceship getting a thorough anal probing
aug 31, 2025, 8:28 am • 0 0 • view
We just can’t have anything fun anymore. Tell me your joke, no one else can hear us
aug 30, 2025, 9:56 pm • 2 0 • view
I’m not sure he has a body double, but if he does, they found him at Pizza Ranch🧐
aug 30, 2025, 10:34 pm • 6 1 • view
It's Alec Baldwin, I'm sure.
aug 30, 2025, 10:18 pm • 0 0 • view
I was just joking about the same thing on another post. They said it about Joe over and over.
aug 31, 2025, 5:41 am • 0 0 • view
When he starts using doubles we'll be able to tell because they will be noticeably slimmer.
aug 31, 2025, 4:14 am • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣 And...where would they find an orange Michelin Toddler?🤣
aug 30, 2025, 11:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Who in their right mind would consent to playing his body double?
aug 30, 2025, 11:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh go on, make one joke, as a treat
aug 30, 2025, 11:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Its not possible for two piles of crap that large to exist in the universe at the same time. trump has no double...
aug 31, 2025, 12:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Yep
aug 30, 2025, 9:57 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 12:42 am • 1 0 • view
I mean, I'd very much like to know how much do you pay a body double to look so close to the grave🤣
aug 30, 2025, 10:09 pm • 7 0 • view
Those pale lips..shit, the blood's not even circulating to his head. Or if it is, it's anemic.
aug 31, 2025, 3:18 am • 3 0 • view
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