These people are in a cult and live inside a batshit alternate reality and are trying to get as many Americans as possible to join them inside it.
These people are in a cult and live inside a batshit alternate reality and are trying to get as many Americans as possible to join them inside it.
Their voters believe it too.
I don’t know or care if she is lying or actually believes what she is saying. The harm is the same when the gullible cult believes her.
would LA have disappeared in a puff of smoke? Is Trump wielding a magic wand now....
the things they say is ludicrous
Does dumb dumb Noem realize what an idiot she sounds like when she says shit like this?
Saying stuff like this got her elected governor & appointed to Secretary of DHS. Why should she care if we know she’s dumb.
NOEM IS A LIAR AND AN IDIOT. THERE WAS NO REASON FOR THE GUARD TO BE IN L.A. - IT WAS A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME AND RESOURCES- IT WAS A REALLY STUPID DECISION- AS USUAL. x.com/BTnewsroom/s...
Are we sure that when Noem killed the puppy, its level of intelligence didn't migrate to her, as some sort of karma?
Botox ice Barbie’s shut your mouth- all you do is lie for the orange man
Did they defuse a nuclear device?
it’s the hypocrisy and the unimaginative aspiration that bother me almost as much as the crushing fascism. bsky.app/profile/mrca...
Someone please get her some help.
It’s like the flat earth people-don’t confuse me with facts-I made up my own.
Wtf is the matter with her? I'd like to hear a diagnosis, not a list. My own "batshit crazy" diagnosis is not sufficient. Is there some psychologist out there who could explain this? At any given time I expect her to rip her own face off and be a cackling Joker. She is the stuff of nightmares.
I wish they'd hurry up and skip to the paced Kool-Aid part.
*laced, paced, same difference
Imagine how much quieter and peaceful it would be if those 77M Americans just jumped to the kool-aide part of the story. Oh my god, it would amaaaazzziiinnggg
This is why I wish the rapture was real. Just make all the evangelicals disappear in a blink and let the functional human beings take back over.
Looks like she's about due for another dose of face and lip filler with a bunch of botox to restore that Maralago Face
I do know that her puppy would still be standing if she hadn't taken action. Heartless, holier-than-thou bitch. With filler in her lips.
LA is 500 square miles with 3.8 million people. trumps "action" effect 1 and a half blocks in downtown. Lies are their bread and butter because the base will swallow it whole, and if you repeat the lie often enough, it becomes indistinguishable from the truth
😂😂😂 delusional as the rest of the posse…
The fuck?! That bitch needs her meds adjusted.
She needs to put some duct tape over her mouth
The willingness of brainless twits to show they’re brainless twits would be hilarious if it wasn’t so disgusting
LA was peaceful until Trump's goons showed up.
Think about the millions of people who get their information about what's happening across the US and around the globe from Fox News (cough) exclusively. They probably believe this puppy-killer. The longer this insanity goes on, the more I believe Trump's is bent on destroying the US.
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i mean not hard to imagine Noem doing literally any appalling thing you can think of once you hear the dog story! bsky.app/profile/gh-k...
Yeah, it's easy to imagine ppl like noem because there are millions of them just happily flaunting how much fun it is to be an asshole.
Looks like fascism in every possible way.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewvR...
that's right
if you haven't watched it already that essay is brilliant especially the last 10 minutes or so. he name the enemy accurately.
ive watched it like 3 times it rules
Me too.
this isn't a cult. it's a distortion of reality.
And the terrible thing to realize is how many Americans choose to move to batshit alt_reality town.
I don’t think they even hear themselves when they spew stupidity out in the open.
Did she really fake paint our side of the wall? Who would do dumb stuff like that? Oh MAGA
She needs to give that horse back it’s hair.
Kristi Noem may know how to kill a dog, but little else. Oh wait she knows how to bow down to president Trump.
Yes, I honestly believe that she was born this stupid! Someone needs to tell her that all the botox and plastic fillers aren't gonna change that! And.....soft focus doesn't make her look any better either! What a pathetic clown!
Botox brain
The 4th largest economy in the world needs nothing from Trump.
It is hard to imagine a person with so little self esteem that they can lie, so unflinchingly. But then there's Noem and the rest of the Trump cabinet, the gang that can't speak straight.
That woman makes pus look good.
This women is so dump
She doesn’t know how to love another creature or human. But she knows how to kill them, torture them, and taunt them when they’re in cages. She’s just tRumps bitch, one of many
What a complete idiot she is.
Just like fotus, the entire government now always lies and propagandizes
Sure! 😉 😂🤣😂🤣😂
😂🤣😂🤣😂
dear Kristi: please explain LA Summer 2025 compared to, say, LA / Watts 1968.
We desperately need an intervention!
Another moron speaks.
What she knows wouldn’t fill the hole on a sewing needle.
Noem’s facial procedures are placing too much pressure on her brain, causing it to malfunction.
Not a cult in the tradit'l sense. The admin knows EXACTLY what's going on, not "under a spell", they're part of the "cult leadership". They know l they are lying 99.99% of the time to the public. If there were recordings of their off-camera convos the suckers would find out they are being used.
Nope! You lying cunt. L.A. was fine before fascism and will be fine after fascism and you are in prison.
She just keeps flapping those big lips 👄
The red states with higher crime and poverty want to think all the blue states are worse than them. Playing into their biases hasn't hurt them with their base, yet.
The stupidity astounds me
Lying cunt!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪hilarious. So stupid, too.
Why do they do it? So many have fallen, disbarred, disgraced. Hyper inspected forever, lost assets and toxic for life but yet they come forth, it won’t be me. I am special
The Man in the High Castle, that's the reality they want us in.
Well, now maybe those three blocks...
This is what happens when lip plumping and botox migrates into the brain
A coffin. They're building a coffin from the inside and trying to make it big enough to bury everyone with them.
I’m waiting to see what happens when they deploy the Guard in Chicago where I live.
The mind of a person who actually believes this shit... let alone SAYS it.
She’s lying (Again) Don’t despair Don’t comment Instead Email Senators Email members of Congress Tell them This is not normal This is not good It’s not who we are It's not who we want to be It must stop Do something Or quit
They do not live in a batshit alternate reality, they live in a malign paradigm they have unleashed upon us with devastating and partially irreversible consequences
We will build back better ☝️all citizens shall share in the wealth of our nation not just the Capitalistic 1% of White People
Will NEVER happen. But keep striving for it American citizen.
David Koresh approves this message.
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If only her dog had shot her instead of the other way around - the world would be a better place.
It takes a lot of plastic surgery to lie like that with a straight face.
WTF
How many Fox news propaganda programs do we need everywhere? Sheesh.
Why can’t Trump and his billionaire cronies move to an island, El Salvador is nice, live there however they please —and quit fu€king up OUR country for the rest of us. They’re a handful of idiots, we are over 340 million people! Even MAGA, if they really knew what was happening, wouldn’t be happy.
Twat
Kayfabe is the term. Wrestling vernacular goes a long way to explain the realities of the current moment.
it doesn’t help when the pushback this got was a lazy ass follow-up question
Was the “action” turning on the legendary Big Faucet In The North™️?
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What a lying sack of shit she is.
A hyperreal simulacra.
Those are suey eyes she has.
oink
Liar liar.
She’s got another problem coming down the pike: How is she going to pay for the NG? There’s no funds for that! From my experience, MAGATS cross their fingers and hope!
I wonder if they all use Hegseth's stylist? They are starting to look like clones.
It's working.
As she’s wiping off her knees and chin
Which is a real problem when they're the government!
I refuse to participate in their delusion
Same
Eff this Cement Faced Puppy Killer with the Fake Ass Weave. This sociopath has to been to LA once, and that was to violate the US Constitution. In the meantime, our tax dollars are going to a bunch of psycho randos who enjoying the weather, food, and lifestyle in LA.
But they’re making money in the cult and most Americans aren’t. Quite the opposite. Bonkers!
Hahaha. Norm tells the best jokes.
JFC they are treating it like Sherman’s march to the sea because MAGA is so stupid they don’t realize which side Sherman was on….terrible time to know history for sure.
Lies & the lying liars who tell them.
The purpose of the alternative reality is to build an authoritarian state.
Each time I see her and one of her stupid TV commercials (which I try and avoid) I’m just waiting for her make up slathered face to slide off and crawl away (a la South Park).
Are the press calling them out on these lies?
new word "Phuquenome"
On the other hand they would have already been dead if Pam Bondi didn’t save 258 million Americans by arresting someone with an envelope that she thinks might have had fentanyl in it. 😁
"and if you have any pets that need shooting I'm your gal."
And they’re re still stuck trying to curry favor with a(n almost) dead guy.
Back when we were having the nation wide protests against cops killing people. They were. Claiming Portland and Seattle were devastated wastelands. As if the entire city had been burnt down.
And the schism between reality and their delusion is eating people alive.
It is most definitely a cult. A death cult.
We’re getting the same government they have in Russia and North Korea, and the media reports as if we’re not undergoing complete degradation and and being overthrown. Mealy-mouthed bullshit, no pushback. None of the pouncing we all saw they had in them to do to Biden.
Morons Are Governing America
🥺Sadly, many MAGATS were and are still being fed whitewashed history. Right now, history is repeating itself. Ironically, the BAD thing about history, is that ....history repeats itself the GOOD thing about history is that ....history repeats itself🤷♀️ For instance - Google: Nicolae Ceaușescu😐
You have to admit, they've been remarkably successful.
I guess the bulldozers, etc were invisible?
Your full of crap! 🤬
In 2020 they were all convinced that Seattle and Portland had burnt to the ground
Where’s a piano falling from the sky when you need one?