[Sing.] “For I’ll cut my green coat a foot above my knee, And I’ll clip my yellow locks an inch below mine e’e. Hey, nonny, nonny, nonny. He s’ buy me a white cut, forth for to ride, And I’ll go seek him through the world that is so wide. Hey, nonny, nonny, nonny.”
A podgy little prick
Parklife
Little green men aren't always Russian by nationality. Vance is declaiming: "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
It's nice how they edited the beer can out of this picture before publishing it, so that the VP isn't impinging on the Secretary of Defense's role as the "DUI hire".
Parka-nonce!
😂😂😂😂😂
You can do it with coercion or you can do it with military invasion! No beating about the bush will ever cover up what imperialists are up to: The expansion of their territories at the cost of smaller countries! So Trump and Putin resemble each other more obviously than you would ever have thought!
There is no place on earth where that douche fits in. #HillbillyGoHome
I sing the Sofa. I who lately sang Truth, Hope and Charity and touched with awe The solemn chords, and with a trembling hand Escaped with pain from that adventurous flight Now seek repose upon an humbler theme The theme though humble, yet august and proud The occasion, for the fair commands the song
Macbeth’s robes of state hang loose about him
Oh snap
Has Vance mistakenly worn his dad’s coat.
Military rule, NEVER wear your cover (hat) indoors, especially while eating in the mess. JP:
O for a prick now, like a nightingale, To put my breast against! I shall sleep like a top else.
Oh, please, Vance definitely sleeps like a bottom
It should sing.
Some war with rere-mice for their leathern wings, To make my small elves coats . . . .
Plenty of pricks to go around. not Shakespeare.
“O wad some Power the giftie gie us, to see oursels as ithers see us! It wad frae monie a blunder free us."
or, try send in the old sperm bank. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😜
Yuck 🤮
Hey Will, you’re alright. I don’t care what anybody says.
How did Elon say you do it?
Douchecoat
yes, the coat makes you look fat, JD.
Where’s his suit?
Vance looks like he is fantasizing about holding a very large dick
‘If I were Othello, I would not be Iago’
Oh I’m am so excited to see the hilarious memes to come from this picture.
This man is just an absolute clueless dipshit.
OUT VILE JELLY
What, couldn’t find a parka big enough?
I toast thee with mine own invisible pint of Carlsberg, said probably the most shit mod extra from Quadrophenia.
He’s wearing his jeans. He’ll be skiing in those later.
🤗👍🎯
🤣
Or, more appropriately, ninny, ninny, ninny.
He’s thinking how much warmer he’d be in a Canada Goose parka rather than a US knock-off
More like, Hey Ninny Ninny!
Snowpisser.
Never in my life have I wished for a Polar Bear to appear more.
That picture is crying out for a little editing. 😂
Maybe Greenlanders should take a hint from the White House posting a picture of Vance firing an assault rifle one day, and landing on THEIR island the next.
"But they said it was Green!"
Too cool for him
….and here for all to see… between my thumb and forefinger you can see the totality of my boss’s and my intellects combined.
The new Matalan advert looks a bit shit.
He’s down on Hoth, mopping up the last of the Rebel defenders
Alas, poor Yorick. (Where’d he go?”)
“Dude. Where’s my car ?”
That coat doesn't fit him.
That hand is just begging to be filled
"So groß ist er."
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Exeunt, pursued by polar bear
lolol perfect
Superb, thank you for the mental image.
