His ghostwriters are trying on Social Media, but can’t quite hit the right mix of “bone-deep stupid” and “totally unhinged” yet.
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They should have hired governor Gavin Newsom’s team cuz they’ve been nailing Trump.
sep 1, 2025, 5:03 pm • 8 0 • view
Quite true! 😂
sep 1, 2025, 5:28 pm • 1 0 • view
They can’t imitate his style as well as @governor.ca.gov
sep 1, 2025, 5:24 pm • 5 0 • view
they should have Gavin Newsom write for them ! Hahahahaha
sep 1, 2025, 6:13 pm • 2 0 • view
They need to hire Newsom's writer
sep 1, 2025, 5:12 pm • 4 0 • view
It's like adults trying to draw pictures like a 5 year old. You can try, but your stick people will always be too proportional, the sun too round, the house too straight, the doors and windows too close to the right size.
sep 1, 2025, 5:04 pm • 9 1 • view
This. (Plus, they’ve got Caps Lock on instead of just randomly holding shift.)
sep 1, 2025, 4:58 pm • 76 0 • view
And the ghost-writers are using the correct comma convention, unlike the orange monster.
sep 1, 2025, 5:02 pm • 75 0 • view
We’re a day or two away from an em-dash… and then it’s all over
sep 1, 2025, 5:04 pm • 70 2 • view
Erm, I’ve seen people saying that’s already happening…
sep 1, 2025, 7:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Good one! 😂
sep 1, 2025, 5:08 pm • 5 0 • view
It's an estimate, like weather forecast... It may not rain at exactly 3 o'clock but there will be water from the sky, soon!
sep 1, 2025, 5:38 pm • 2 0 • view
Surprised they haven’t created an AI to do this yet.
sep 1, 2025, 9:36 pm • 1 0 • view
They ought to have Ga vin Newsom write them. He’s the only one who comes close!
sep 1, 2025, 5:14 pm • 2 0 • view
😂🤣
sep 1, 2025, 5:34 pm • 1 0 • view
It sounds like a job for ChatGPT.
sep 1, 2025, 5:20 pm • 1 0 • view
The recent posts sound like him but I bet he dictated them or someone like Jr or Eric did and an assistant typed them in.
sep 1, 2025, 8:08 pm • 1 0 • view