That sitcom laugh track thing is really tempting.

Kinda curious about the green one. Feels like it’d be fitting for watching Seinfeld

I'm surprised there isn't already a Smurf anime.

I'll take 10 of these please

Green because I don't watch sitcoms, but if I did, this would crack me up. 😂

No smurf hentai adaptation?

A Smurfs anime could work rather well, though the green pill is also rather tempting

💚 or 🧡 bc bubble blumbert exudes something powerful

Red.

blue doesn’t have any affect on my life unless i choose for it to so i guess that

green is very funny though

huummmm i think I'll pick the yellow one, won't be alive to see this happening but it would be really fucking funny

Yellow

Yellow all the way babeyyyyy

GREEN

what happens if i open the capsules, mix all the powders together and snort it?

hamburgers taste like smurfs all sitcoms are called blumbert but only you know it, laugh track replaced with techno remix of national anthem after you die

green

Which national anthem?

Blue. Easy way out. The other ones are just... やばい

The amount of golden reaction images that would come from the Smurfs anime makes it the obvious choice

I'd have to go for either green or yellow Green, because that's just hilarious Yellow, because that's just hilarious

yellow!!

i think the smurfs anime is the choice for me

it cant be worse than any of the recent adaptations.

the smurfs movie introduced me to guitar hero

Green. Easiest decision of my life.

Purple. You could even have a 501c3 for your disability specifically.

Blue

green, easily

The name one says that I CAN change it, not that I HAVE TO change it, so that seems like the best option here. 😝

I'll take the Blumburt pill. Signed, Blumburt.

i'm taking the orange pill every day of the week. except maybe for thursday in which i'm more of a green pill type of guy

slamming the green one down

Orange pill, Blumbert is pleased

Absolutely green

yellow

that would be funny as hell

Definitely going with the last one

Purple pill

Techno remix plz. 💀

Green, easy answer. I, uh, don't really like sitcoms...

Blue BLUE!!!

Blue out of morbid curiosity alone

By the transitive property, hamburgers now taste like pond water.

yellow. and bring lots of hookers

The green one in a heartbeat, that sounds funny as shit. Would it work on the old Scooby-Doo's that had a laugh track because then it would just be a direct improvement on my life

Gray, final offer

A Smurfs anime would be the most hilarious thing ever.

I guess I'd take the techno remix Somehow I doubt I'd care much when it played

Definitely purple.

The techno remix seems nice. But I would like to listen to it before my last words

Purple all the way

green pill easy

All of them

Slam dunk Blumburt

Blue is probably the most harmless but Green is funnier so that's my choice

What if I gobble them all down