WOKE MARXIST POPE

At least the far right isn't painfully predictable. 🤦🏻

😂😂😂

Yeah, but dammit he's our woke, Marxist pope.

And again.

Let's be honest, Woke Marxist Pope is a great band name.

You down with WMP? Yeah you know me!

Bingo!

😂😂😂

I think proletariat Pope might be more accurate?

If my household is any indication, TS fans also like CR so👇

well goddammit now that's on a loop in my head

The man who is Christlike is woke. Seriously? Of course he is 💥

It would sort of be a pre-requisite. Pirt the 'woke' warriors don't get that.

Absolutely 💯 Did they think a pope was going to be maga in any way shape or form just because he’s American?😳

He once voted republican apparently.

Many Catholics have because of abortion.

Their perspective is unbalanced, however, when they don't take in the whole rest of the nine yards of the motherhood burden picture. It's kind of ironic for a people that asks the mother of Jesus to bless them.

🤷‍♀️

The new #Pope likes Curb Your Enthusiasm.

@donmoyn.bsky.social did it best:

How is "Marxist" even supposed to happen in that context? She's acting like an IdIoT

JOKE JEWISH DOPE

Worse than any of that, he’s probably a fuckin Bears fan.

Da Bears!

The sun pope, Louis Quatorze.

She doesn't know what Marxist means.

Yeah. DUCK SOUP is beyond her ken.

this is hillarious

Thank GAWWWD!

SINCERELY-CHRISTIAN CHRISTIAN

WOKE MARXIST KING OF KINGS

Pink Pony Pope

Someone put CRs hair on the new pope QUICKLY

Loomer hating him gives him a big amount of credibiltiy in my (play)book.

Yiiiikes she is just... so unwell

And stupid.

And mean.

Can guarantee that she has never read anything written by Karl Marx. She's just repeating Right Wing propaganda without any understanding of Karl Marx.

Wait’ll she hears what Jesus said. She’d call him woke and beat him with an American flag.

Oh well now I think he’s great.

I think this must be what “owning the Maggots” looks like.

How long til the Latin Mass set declares Trump the true pope...?

Loony Loomy lashes out!

Absolutely bizarre 🙄😳

Trolling ten-year-old tweets is so woke

ASLEEP PLASTIC BUFOON

They’re insane. Have read a lot about the ACW recently and one could easily come away with the impression that the American right has always coddled people consumed by these bizarre fantasies divorced from fact.

They really do love to scream words they don't understand like they're the worst curses in the world.

I already love the new Pope 🤗

I'm glad Loomer DOES NOT approve. It means the church got it right this time!

She isn’t going to be able to complain to get him removed. She is doing a great Karen meltdown and will demand to speak to the manager. 🤣

🤣🤣🤣

Wait for maga-ers to demand we impeach the radical left activist pope.

🤣🤣🤣

Cool song title! I’d listen!!!

The cardinals knew what they were doing.

Yess I think you are right. A majority of those cardinals were named by Pope Francis...it's not a coincidence. He surely left some scripts to guide them...

Huge middle finger to Trump and JD from the grave. Well played Pontiff.

Yes they all know our country is in serious decline with humanity.

I'm guessing Laura is an Old Testament kinda gal...

you mean she follows the sacred text of the Jewish Faith?

Woke MAGA

Laura Loser.

“This is definitely not how Alito explained Catholicism to me.”

Nor JD Vance.

Any disagreement with MAGA gets this nonsensical charge. Someone ask her to define Marxist.

She can't

Oh poor, sad Laura Loomer. What's a god fearing fake christian like her to do? Pope Leo will be around long after your FELONIOUS CULT LEADER is gone and buried.

Is she really flooding his old posts?

Just like an old ex when they find out you lost weight

Ayo how did you know I've lost weight?! lol

The irony is that he’s just quoting Cardinal Dolan who is one of the most conservative cardinals in the church. I’m not even catholic and I know that.

Loomer is a prick.

..pricks are useful.. she is lower that an amoeba

Anything that pisses her off makes my day.

Yeah, apparently this is all I need to know 😆👍

What does she think Christianity is? Yes, it’s praying for people who have committed crimes.

Including Tump, if we’re being real.

This one is hard.

And Loomer, too. It’s brutal but it is the most Christian thing to do isn’t it? I am no expert.

You have heard that it was said: ‘You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I say to you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you. Matthew 5:43-45

She came out from her spot under the resolute desk just to say that?

The new pope needs Republican Jesus.

It's so fun to see her triggered and melting down.

welcome to the resistance, leo

How does she read a compassionate tweet like that and get so angry and offended by it?

Because Looney Loomer gets triggered by the wind blowing from the West...

Loomer is garbage.

This is the only thing that makes sense in response to her tweet! Utter garbage and deranged!

No, garbage is recyclable. Has a purpose.

We could compost her?

😂

May she not be revived from her next facial mutilation.

Wow, she is remarkably meanspirited.

Imagine not having empathy for someone who was murdered in front of the entire world. I don’t give a damn what he drugs he might have used in the past. That was horrible. 9 fucking minutes of agony.

Because, yes. It WAS flat out murder. Anyone who defended those idiots are murderous a**holes.

And can we talk about RFK!?

Watch out, she’s one crazy b@#€¥, and dangerous to boot.

Imagine hearing someone say something like “it would be nice to get rid of hate and people being treated badly because they’re different” & your reaction being to get vitriolic & angry about it Laura has also had so much plastic surgery, she looks like the Saw villain. Such a hateful idiot

Her face could scare a dog off a meat wagon

These people are hopeless. Loomer would have been the one holding the hammer to the cross if she’d met Jesus

And at the same time, telling the crowd that she’s actually the most empathetic, kind person, while calling Jesus a Marxist and “woke”

Lol her T-Shirt is giving "sockpuppet account"

If Loomer is unhappy with the pick then I’m thrilled about it!

She has gotten Trump to dump some of his appointees in past weeks. Does she think if she criticizes Leo enough, Trump will demand a recount or outlaw the Catholic Church?

He'll probably start taxing them.

Honestly, they should be taxed.

Couldn't agree more but the libs have been screaming for them to do this forever but to actually do something the libs want...never. So they'd frame it as refusing to support "woke" religious organizations by imposing a tax as punishment.

They would only use the tax money to further militarize the police force for the coming struggle.

Only if ALL churches are taxed…. be careful what you wish for - it wont be what they implement.

I am okay with that

Oooo let’s go. I love this Pluto in Aquarius so far…everything someone thinks they are doing if it’s in bad form gets karma boomeranged back around…I’d love to see those megaChurches that love MAGA get taxed

He will probably start his own religion.

I think he already has.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Probably demand that JD Vance publicly recant his conversion to Catholicism.

God I hope she DOES...there goes half of their base!

Trump-voting Catholics are not going to let something as trivial as that derail their hate-gasm.

Like MAGA does Murrica, they distill the worst in the history of their church and go humph, this constitutes the one true religion.

Maybe a few of them will snap out of it. We can always hope! I used to watch Fox News every day…people can change, if they choose it (or more accurately take the time and make the effort).

I’m waiting for Trump to cry rigged election, or even take credit for an American pope.

I said that exactly this morning.. just watch and wait.. he doesn’t disappoint 🤭🤭

It was an election that Trump didn't win, even though he wanted to, or didn't, or it was a joke, he has nothing to do with it, maybe it was AI! Anyhow, probably not hard to convince Trump to cry an election he didn't win was rigged.

They should get used to immense heat, because the Pope will make reservations for hell.

That is good news

Laura confirming, that white smoke was the right choice.

It sure didn’t take long for the MAGAts to weigh in with their venom 🐍

Who cares what Looney thinks or says? It has nothing to do with the majority of Americans, she’s looking to cash in on Racism like many others. Just like Trump’s stupidity…stop promoting and providing these CLOWNS 🤡 oxygen for their RIDICULOUS sideshow 🔥.

"Christians" like Loomer are truly ignorant of the New Testament. To her, Jesus would have been a Marxist.

Like he cares what she spews.

Reminder that Laura Loomer wore a diaper while she chained herself to Twitter's HQ because her account was suspended for hate speech and instead of being an adult about it, she reverted to being a cry baby and attention whore. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

She's just mad that she still can't afford a nose job, botox, and hair bleach. (She wasted the last bleach treating herself for covid!)

Exactly. Attention whore.

Police should have beat her with batons while kicking her repeatedly in the head.

And now her cohort owns Twitter. Just goes to show that civil disobedience really does work, for good or for ill.

She would have said the same thing about Jesus.

People like her are the reason Jesus was crucified. He didn't die for our sins, he died because of hateful cunts.

Someone said she was on fire. If only they were being literal...

What does she think the job of pope is?

expelling 4 year olds with cancer

So the New Pope reposted a Christian message, Oh no!

yeah, they wear his cross but most of the MAGA have never actually heard his words and tried to live them. Cosplay is all they know.

No worries. Laura was already going straight to hell before this post.

By all means, let MAGA piss off the Catholics.

But they won't be pissed! They will look the other way, or have excuses. I'm surrounded by Catholics, and all of them except one person think maga is great. It's gross

Hopefully to God this pope gets them to squirm.

My money is on the Pope winning this contest!

I hope the new Pope prays that something bad happens to Loomer.

LOL

No wonder tRump loves her. She can lick his ass without being in the room. It must turn him on - what, without Melania lying to him daily - to have that read to him (he's illiterate).

What’s another way to spell HATE? Laura Loomer

I'm liking him more and more as each minute goes by.

Is there a greater recommendation for the new pontiff than a stinging condemnation from Laura Loomer? I think NOT !!

She's the perfect Christian 👌

I'm sure he's devastated

George Floyd died of asphyxiation from a cop kneeling on his neck. And other officers who did not act as their oaths required. He wasn’t a perfect person, but then, at least he didn’t tweet stupid, divisive BS.

🙌🙌 Laura Loomer is a horrible fucking piece of shit.

There once was a woke Marxist Pope according to one dark sick dope. She’s called Laura Loomer, her role’s fascist groomer - I hope you say ‘nope’ to her trope.

She's an evil little b*tch. The devil is alive & well in her.

She's pissed Leon wasn't able to buy the papacy and rig the election.

Is she fearing an Exorcism? Js.

Laura Loomer (surely a made up name? Who does that to their child?) should fuck off, & when she gets there fuck off again. Repeat forever. She's a sick, twisted, nasty woman, she should be erased from public life & wiped from our memories. Like a bad smell, just evaporate her!

Like being called "ugly" by a frog.

Marxist Pope what? Loomer a conspiracy theorist with a penchant toward drama and a mouth bigger than the Mississippi Delta, is name calling.

I like him already.

Yeah, I guess that means Trump will have to fire him. Oh, wait…

Just another shitty loomer! ‾\_(シ)_/￣

BASED Pope

That girl fuckin' crazy.

The new Pope says “May all hatred, violence and prejudice be eradicated “ MAGA says the Pope is woke and we hate him. It’s like literally what Christ preached

The new Pope merely liked or reposted others words. He didn’t even say or write the words she hates. Jesus himself would probably repost and like such simple beliefs of knowing right from wrong if he were to walk the earth today to lead and teach

MAGAts are severely mentally challenged when it comes to religion. Or anything, actually.

Laura Loomer did not understand the assignment

Looner can't cope

Translation I don't understand selfless service. It's not human. I don't understand unconditional love. It's also not human. What IS human is to protect yourself from those who aren't

Like he cares!

She’s a disgusting loser 🤬🤬🤬

Getting Loomered is a good thing. Right? Considering that Catholics helped tip the voting scale toward Trump, Pope Leo may be just what the doctor ordered!

The president’s consigliere. Best and the brightest! That shit stain won’t ever wash out of American history.

She's another bat shit crazy person in T's circle.

hopefully he'll sic the locusts on her

That would be lovely. We are having cicadas that should be popping up in some areas of the U.S. this summer.

Laura Lunatic strikes again.

Im still not fully convinced if J.D Vance is Bezelbub or Laura Loomer is. I mean the Anti-Christ has his 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse but it doesn't mean they are actually men. I cant tell which is which anymore

I can finally confirm that J.D Vance is Death, but I'm not 100% sure if Loomer is Conquest or War. She is absolutely 1 of those 2 though

If the new Pope knows anything about Looney Laura, he'll probably be happy to wear that as a badge of honor.

I like him even more now. Good for Pope Leo the 14th.

Habemas asshole

Somebody seriously needs to remove her from this world. She is toxicity and poison personified. Evil to the core. Soulless and sick.

It's a good thing she does not have sway in the Vatican.

What I have to say to her rhymes with " ake a frying duck at a bowling crow nut."

What a sacrilegious cow. Moo Laura, moo.

Loomer is a psychiatrist's nightmare

Loomer is a minuscule gnat in the new pope’s world.

confirming Loomer's status as fecal particulate.

She's just another tin foil hat in the crowd and a POS on top of it.

Best choice ever. Looney Laura is mad. Her bat mitzvah must've been a chuckle fest. She should stick to bah lowing Felon 47.

Loomer is Jewish. Her take on the Pope is immaterial.

I get that she’s insane and all, but I genuinely can not garner how she’s making a connection specifically to Marxism?

She found the connection right in this here book, and as we all know, “woke” = Marxist /s

Well, she’s about as relevant as Kid Rock now, ain’t she? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 And ten less IQ points from an already low supply.

Poor Loomer has Pope Derangement Syndrome. Sad!

AWW👏🥰 No doubt, there is a lot of hate up in there with MAGA peeps 🐥. I think they may have some unresolved issues.

Still it was nice of her to take time out of her busy day to remind everyone that it *does* hurt to be that stupid, and she's determined not to suffer alone.

#stupidkills

It takes a special kind of stupid to read a tweet like that and take it as a personal attack.

l.loomer is just another stupid numbskull.

Pope Francis said for all to repent so hell will be empty. I think he meant empty to make room for Loomer, the exec branch, part of Congress and a couple of SC justices.

Next time she hangs at the White House, telling Trump who to fire, I hope American Catholics are reminded of this.

He apparently also believes the cops’ jobs do not include being judge, jury and executioner. Lara is a hateful,mean spirited human being, so she obviously wouldn’t understand the new Pope’s message.

I guarantee you Laura is addicted to pain killers

Struck dogs do yelp, so who knows

We pray for the redemption of this lost soul, or what’s left of it, in Ms Loomer

A good reminder of what crazy 💩 maga believe.

Yeah, MAGA believes a lot of crazy Trump.

She's upset she didn't get her fist choice:

That means he must be a good guy. 👍👍

I don't think he gives two shits, or even one. I certainly don't.

The 4 year olds are at it again. Quick, someone start a food fight to distract the kiddies.

Actually I hope the new Pope has the same prayer for Loomer & Trump as do.... this could all be resolved tomorrow morning if there really is a God

That take on George Floyd immediately outs you as a racist and a boot-licker.

I don’t care what she thinks about anything.

Nothing KKKristofascists and the MAGA KKKult hate more than a Christian who actually practices what Jesus preached.

Well then that means they made the right choice.

The story of ‘Why’… Why are good people demonized seemingly so easily? Pope Leo is a good person! So, inevitably, why will he be vilified by The Church? Common threads…. bsky.app/profile/ojtp...

As this article was being written, below, the vilification was starting… The story of ‘Why’… Why are good people demonized seemingly so easily? Pope Leo is a good person! So, inevitably, why will he be vilified by The Church? Common threads…. Your Tribe, Their Herd: bsky.app/profile/ojtp...

She seems very upset.

Fuck Laura Looner

Well thankfully she can’t influence some idiot president that can fire the new Pope.

Looney Loomer is a crazy ass bitch.

Looney Laura Loomer should have had reconstructive brain surgery instead of reconstructive facial surgery. It would’ve helped more.

Is that real? She looks like Benjamin Raspel, the decapitated head Clarice Starling found in the backseat of a car in the creepy ass storage place Lecter sent her to. The rest of me -> Hester Mofet #HannibalLecter

Jesus teaches us to pray for all people, our friends and loved ones and most importantly our enemies.

Loomer is a looser skank who should be sent, along with Musk, to another galaxy.

It’s amazing how many self-proclaimed “Christians” seem to hate the basic tenets of Christ

If he sees that, he'll surely resign!

Makes me wonder if our MORON-in-Chief's pope cosplay had any affect on his selection over a more "conservative" cardinal

Horrible person. She could never understood what Jesus teaches us.

She is a vile hateful pathetic excuse of a woman

I think the botox and lip injections are seeping into her brain.

Is there no one among us, not one, who would go date her, to save the world?

Only one day on the job and the Right already hates him. I am not catholic, but I like him already.

I didn’t realize they brought the Anti Pope position back!

Then he is starting off on the right foot. If that moron praises you, all life choices having led you to that point should be carefully questioned.

"We are all God's children" is apparently not a feature of Loomer's brand of Christianity.

Yeah not taking any notice of Dollartree Pete Burns.

HAHAHA

The Fruit in her Loomers is rotten.

Loony loomer

The level of stupidity of the MAGA crowd never fails to shock me. Calling Christian’s WOKE is like complaining water is wet.

is elon going to get mad at her for calling it a "retweet"

So this means he could be a decent human being. Good.

MAGA’s are upset that the pope dominated the headlines today and that Trumps insignificant trade agreements with UK got put on the back burner (as it should have).

Can we send her to Mars with Elon?

Her special stamp of crazy 🤪

And he should wear it as a badge of honor, he’s the antithesis of such a horrible person

What do these people think an opioid overdose looks like?

Ef! loser,!looney, loomer is at the very bottom of trumps cesspool! Her, Rudy & Mikey Lindell belong in the same institution for the mentally damaged, delusional nitwits

When did Laura Loomer become a Catholic? Was it 6 years ago like JD Vance?

She's not Catholic, she's callow-thick.

There once was a woke Marxist Pope according to one dark sick dope. She’s called Laura Loomer, her role’s fascist groomer - I hope you say ‘nope’ to her trope.

Damn, not even 24 hours and he's clearly a success!

This guy gets results

Well, that escalated quickly

Usually a good sign…

Laura Loomer is a racist , ignorant , nasty bitch!!! 🤬🤬🤬. @lauraloomer

Laura loomer hates herself

how.. loomy

Is there an anti Catholic word like anti semitism ?

"anti-Catholic", back in the day there were lynchings and mob violence directed at Catholics in the USA, as any Catholic who voted for Trump should remember.

I cant wait til it all comes back to bite her🙏

I didn't need to see this garbage Nazi today.

Take that, Loomer!

That’s a positive endorsement for the sensible people.

I thought so, too

Of all the stupid things I’ve seen anywhere, ever, this may be the stupidest. Easily top 5. And I’ve seen a lot of stupid shit.

Non American here. I am very confused. Which one of these woman is the biggest nut job, Laura, Kristi, Pam, Marjorie or Lauren?

That's a tough question and to be honest with you, it might be a toss-up!

You left nancy mace off the list. She deserves to be considered for that honor as well. Driven by insanity - laura and nancy Driven by stupidity - kristi, lauren Driven by something worse - pam, marj Though to be be fair, they all suffer from a debilitating combination of all 3.

Do you have a five sided dice to roll, because that's the answer

What day is it?

So… His Holiness has earned his first American badge of honor, being trolled by a troll

So arguably one of the, if not the most relevant person on earth, is smeared by the least relevant.

Why give her a voice.

She is a disgrace.

Does Loomer actually know what a Pope is/does/stands for? She is an idiot.

these people have no fucking shame

Loomer the looney.

Laura. You keep showing up everywhere. Is this you?

Fake Christians complaining that the pope actually has Christian values.

She’s not even fake Christian though. It’s crazy.

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So, wait… Now if we’re woke… We’re woke like the pope?!?!!! That’s fire y’all! #WokeLikeThePope

Awesome!!! We need to use that phrase!! Their sorry, SAD, little empty heads will explode!!!

It saddens me to think that before social media gave everyone a widely shared voice, I was probably surrounded by horrible people and just didn't realize it.

“Marxist” is low iq candy for the MAGA bowels

I can’t wait when republicans and USA conservative Catholics will blame Biden and Soros for woke pope .

That didn’t take long 🤨

marxist woke pope

I’m gonna keep on praying with the Woke Marxist Pope I’m gonna keep on praying with the Woke Marxist Pope Woke Marxist Pope He’s up and jaws are on the floor Zuchetto on his head and walks out the door Rochet and a mozzetta Every Sunday’s another reason I can’t leave it all

I love it when she melts down I imagine her filler-filled face shifting into all kind of grotesque shapes, and then once she stops yelling she has to go into the bathroom and push it back into place

Laura Loomer is filled to the brim with hate and conspiracies. I think, like the Wicked Witch, she'd melt if something kind, generous, or loving had to come out of her mouth. She should be ashamed attacking the new Pope, but she obviously knows no shame.

Is there a way to block someone who you don't follow, and never will? Go TF far away Loomer.

Loomer the Botox Fascist Twat and Trump side piece. She should ask the new Pope if it counts as adultery if you don't swallow.

Can you imagine the stench?

💯💯💯🤣

The pope doesn’t care what looser looooomer thinks.

That didn't take long. Her reaction is a good endorsement for him, though. May God bless his mission.

Ms. Loomer seems not to understand the meaning of words.

Her ARROGANCE supersedes her STUPIDITY 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

Idk- MTG & Loomer are neck & neck...

Loomer, did the Botox seep into your brain?

All prayers don’t matter?

No one on the planet assigns any credibility to the “looming Loomer” 🧌

That woman walks around with 1/4 a brain and is somehow able to function

Is it true that you need a lock of hair for a voodoo doll and if so, can I purchase a Loomer lock on EBay? Etsy?

Some practioners may do it without the hair. It is the intention that has the power. But everything u put out there on someone, will return to you threefold. So be careful where you put the pins!

🤔 I will keep that it mind. I’ll just poke the toes then, give her a little neuropathy feels.

Wait till SHE gets "Poped!"

I hope he ignores her. She’s not worth the trouble.

Yet another fascist fuck

Looney Loomer is getting way too much attention.

It is why she does it. Spreading hate pays the bills.

Laura needs to get Loomered.

God bless her and her mortal soul

If she’s mad then I know he’s doing and will do what is right.

I take it she’s not Christian

Looser should be deported to El Salvador.

It’s like sprinkling holy water on the devil

By her logic RFK jr should be left to rot somewhere because to her addicts are unworthy of compassion. Unless it has nothing to do with addiction… 🤔

Oh oh. Is this "Anti Christian"? Who's turning her in?

OHMYGOD! Sheissuchacunt!